People are not potatoes!

they sometimes, look, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, smell, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, talk, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, taste, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, are shaped, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, DIE!, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, walk, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, are as smart, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, run, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, are SMASHED!, like potato. but a potato.

they sometimes, act, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, marry, a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, get eaten, like a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, have sex, with a potato. But they are not a potato.

they sometimes, YEET! a potato. But! they are not a POTATO!

-This poem was written by Skitch.