𝙵𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚈-𝙾𝙽𝙴

XueLing and FengXiu, were finally hitting the road. They were off on a grand adventure, ostensibly to find a bigger, better cave. Because apparently their current one, which obviously isn't going to be enough for them to live comfortably.

Xishi, bless her heart, was playing the concerned wife role to the max. She was all "Oh, be careful, my big, strong hunks of man-meat," while simultaneously low-key nagging them to not get lost, eaten by a giant spider, or fall into some random chasm. It was all done in that sweet, I-care-but-also-you're-kind-of-an-idiot way that only wives can pull off. Apparently, a few days back, they'd had a really deep, meaningful conversation, or maybe just a particularly loud argument, that concluded they were all done with the mountain. Xishi, the brains of the outfit clearly, wasn't about to spend her days staring at rocks and dirt. No, she had plans. Big, glamorous plans that involved leaving this hovel. Of course, moving wasn't going to be a quick Hey, pack your rocks! kind of affair. It's like, finding a new cave with the right feng shui was going to take time, probably involving hours of cave-shopping. But, you know, first things first: locate the damn thing.

It was already the beginning of fall, so XueLing and FengXiu  advied that they get this over with before winter approaches.

Meanwhile, HaoYue,  was playing the stay-at-home card. Because, let's be honest, was XueLing  really going  to leave Xishi  unattended for two whole days ? Yea , no way . And, more importantly, someone had to keep an eye on things. They certainly weren't about to leave the Xishi with HuanHuan, who, let's be honest, sounds about as reliable as a chocolate teapot.

So, the guys finally went on their merry way, probably with a pep talk about not touching anything poisonous and remembering where they left the good flint. Xishi, naturally, immediately fell into a pit of worry. "Oh, I hope they'll be fine! They might trip over a rock! What if they get lost and never find their way back to me? What if they meet a cooler wife?" Okay, maybe not that last one out loud, but you know she was thinking it.

HaoYue, in a classic "you're being extra" move, just rolled her eyes. "They're fine, darling. They basically have super cool superpowers. Just go inside and eat your breakfast, and try not to worry yourself into a coma." he then probably also thought that It was all very dramatic and very, very normal for this little family.

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