The doorbell rang sending the sound of a bell through out the house for both of us to hear.

"I'LL GET IT!" Suhyun screeched, running faster than the speed of light to get the door.

She almost hit a wall too, how stupid.

Her boyfriend must be here.

"Namjoon!!" She called, before throwing her arms around his neck, kissing him.

I scrunched my face in disgust.

"Can you guys not do it here right now?" I yelled, though the living room wasn't far away.

"Sorry." Suhyun apologized, before turning back to Namjoon."come on, let's get your things."

They both came in and out of the apartment moving Namjoons things inside.

"You know," Suhyun panted, "this would be a lot easier if you would help."

"Nah, I'm good. He's your boyfriend not mines."

"I can't wait until you get a boyfriend."

"HAHAHAHA." I cackled like one of those psychotic evil scientist on tv, "me? Have a boyfriend? It's like you never seen me. Who would want a potato as a girlfriend?"

Suhyun rolled her eyes and continued helping Namjoon with his things.

After they both finished, they sat on the couch next to me, and began making out again.

Are. You. Serious.

"Yah, yah, yah!! This couch is small enough and now your gonna make out right next to me?? Have some courtesy, your making this single person extremely uncomfortable." I lectured them.

"If your uncomfortable, then why don't you leave?" Namjoon rudely replied.

I scoffed at his reply, getting up I walked towards Namjoon and smacked him on the head.

"Ow!!" He yelled.

Suhyun gasped, then started caressing the spot I hit him.

"First of all, Kim Namjoon-ssi. I was here first. I sat on this couch first. I freaking lived here first. I pay half the rent. So please, continue that somewhere else."

Namjoon rolled his eyes, and got up, "come on Suhyun, let's go to your room."

Suhyun nodded her head and followed Namjoon to her room.

"Oh and.." Namjoon stopped, and faced me, "you go no jams." He turned back around heading to Suhyuns room.

Why does Suhyun ever like him. He's such a jerk, I bet he just likes her for her body. How sick. And how could he just say "I got no jams" I HAVE TONS OF JAMS, IM THE JAMMIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.

Minutes later, noises could be heard. Disturbed, I turned the T.V volume up higher.

They're probably making out again.

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I'm sorry I made Namjoon all mean, I CaNT THiNk OF anOtHER MEMBER
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"Let the you got no jams joke die in 2015" wELL IM SORRY ¯\_(ツ)_/¯