Taehyung

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kookiemonster on my way to meet @chimchim
chimchim dude I've been gone for a day
kookiemonster @chimchim but 형 I've missed youuuu
chimchim obviously but it's been a day. Hasn't Yoongi been hanging out with you?
suga.rfree @chimchim why would I do that?
chimchim @suga.rfree you can't hear me sighing.

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taedaybae I posted again omg!
chimchim took you long enough
taedaybae @chimchim 형 rOoD
kookiemonster I've been abandoned @chimchim @taedaybae
chimchim @kookiemonster shut up, Jungkook아
kookiemonster @chimchim meanie

"OH MY GOD!" Taehyung yells at the top of his lungs, clapping his hand over his mouth once he realizes he said that out loud. Footsteps pound on the stairs as Jin runs down the stairs, the sound following Taehyung's scream only seconds after it had been emitted.

"Taehyung아, what's wrong?!" Seokjin calls and runs over to him. "Did you see a spider again?"

"Oh, no, I'm fine," Taehyung responds, a hopefully-slight blush brushed over his cheekbones. Jin would never understand why Taehyung was so happy over such a small thing.

"알았어," Jin says. "Dinner will be in about an hour."

"Okay, 형!" Taehyung calls as Jin walks back upstairs, glancing at the eldest male before looking back at his phone, which had buzzed anxiously in his hand.

kookiemonster messaged you.

kookiemonster
your friends with Jiminnie?

taedaybae
You're* and yes.

kookiemonster
don't correct me and how?

taedaybae
we went to school together. You?

kookiemonster
he's my rommateeeee

taedaybae
you just butchered the word roommate.

kookiemonster
mean

taedaybae
and yet, true.

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kookiemonster back with this hoe
tagged: @chimchim
chimchim how do you know what a hoe is? I suspect Namjoon형
kookiemonster no. Yoongi형 taught me. @chimchim
chimchim what?! I ask him to watch you, and this is what he does. @suga.rfree
suga.rfree @chimchim why tf are you tagging me you hoe
suga.rfree oh... @chimchim I can explain I swear

Taehyung furrows his eyebrows. He clicks on the profile called suga.rfree. His bio read:

Yoongi, or Suga, or Agust D. Whatever floats your boat.
Daegu, SK
I swear to god, if my sleep is interrupted one more time, I'm becoming the Hitler of South Korea.

Taehyung giggles at the last bit and scrolls through his feed. Finally, he clicks the follow button.

Yoongi

taedaybae is following you.

Yoongi furrows his eyebrows and opens the link to this person's account. His bio read:

Yo, I'm Taehyung! But you can call me TaeTae, TaeBae, or V!
'95
I know I'm weird. I flaunt it.
Acting is liFE. So is singing.

Yoongi chuckles slightly, then soon catches himself and shuts himself up, chewing his lower lip subconsciously as he clicks the follow button in return. He didn't know whether he should keep his poker face (as usual) or have all of the cafe staring at him like he was an idiot for smiling and laughing at his phone screen. Not like it would be an odd occurrence. Funny videos were hard to resist, but even so, Yoongi typically didn't watch them in the middle of a public cafe.

Taehyung

suga.rfree is following you.

"Taehyung, dinner!" Jin calls down the stairs. Taehyung locks his phone and stuffs it in his pocket, jogging up the stairs.

All throughout dinner, Taehyung's phone kept buzzing next to him on the table. Whenever he tried to pull it out, Seokjin yelled at him that phones weren't allowed at the table. With a huff, Taehyung had reluctantly put it away. After dinner, Hoseok was quick to follow Taehyung downstairs.

"So," Hoseok says to the younger male, dragging out the word longer than necessary to add dramatic effect, "who keeps messaging you?"

"No one, 형," Tae says nonchalantly as he plops down on the couch and pulls out his phone.

suga.rfree messaged you.

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kookiemonster messaged you.

joonietheoctopus is following you.

"No one, my butt," Hoseok mutters, peering over Taehyung's shoulder nosily.

"야 형!" Taehyung exclaims and shoves Hoseok's face away, squirming a bit. He never had been a fan of people looking at his screens, much less without his knowledge.

Hoseok, laughing, smiles and plops down on the opposite end of the couch. Taehyung opens up Yoongi's message.

suga.rfree
who are you?

taedaybae
I'm friends with Jimin, and I saw you're friends with him.

suga.rfree
so you decided to follow me of all people?

taedaybae
yep!

suga.rfree is typing.

suga.rfree
so you're friends with Jimin?

taedaybae
mhm!

suga.rfree
...fine we can be friends.

taedaybae
yay!

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suga.rfree I was talked into dying my hair again.
kookiemonster it looks good 형!
suga.rfree @kookiemonster shut up
kookiemonster my 형 is mean
joonietheoctopus it actually doesn't look that bad. at least it's not coconut hair @kookiemonster
kookiemonster @joonietheoctopus i think you mean at least it's not grill-brush hair

In D.M., Jeongguk's message awaited Taehyung, who opens it excitedly.

kookiemonster
would we be able to ever meet each other?

taedaybae
but we just met each other..

kookiemonster
I meant in person, 바보

taedaybae
oh... then yeah!

kookiemonster
yay! Where do you live?

taedaybae
woah, stalker

kookiemonster
I wanted to know so I could come meet you

taedaybae
oh, then I live in the Seo District of Daegu. I saw you live in Busan with Jimin.

kookiemonster
yeah. Is Friday, Saturday, and Sunday a good time to meet each other?

taedaybae
네!

kookiemonster
sweet! I'll text you when I arrive. Also, can you drive?

taedaybae
no

kookiemonster
really? How old are you?

taedaybae
............22...........

kookiemonster
AND YOU CANT DRIVE YET??

taedaybae
no. I have a toy car, though. I can drive that. Or Jin형 could drive us to pick you up from the train.

kookiemonster
아이, okay. I'll see you then!

taedaybae
알았어!

Taehyung goes to the profile called joonietheoctopus, jumping from notification to notification. The bio only said one thing: I'm Namjoon, and I dance like an octopus and am a rapping monster.

Taehyung giggles a tad bit and clicks the follow follow button before sending a message to Namjoon. The two had met a couple of times before, but he never really bothered to ask for Namjoon's Instagram. After all, up until recently, Taehyung barely used it.

taedaybae
안녕하세요, Rap Monster.

joonietheoctopus
Rap Monster?

taedaybae
from your bio!

joonietheoctopus
oh... then hi!

taedaybae
hi!

joonietheoctopus
i don't know if you're trying to make this awkward but we're not talking rn it's just silence sooooo maybe a convo topic would be good

taedaybae
oof direct
taedaybae
nah i got nothing

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joonietheoctopus it's finally nice outside.
kookiemonster 형 what is your face doing??
joonietheoctopus @kookiemonster no one knows
chimchim nobody knows my sorrows
jhoe @chimchim this is NOT the big bang theory THANKS
letsago @chimchim well hello sheldon
chimchim @letsago @jhoe YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST LAUGH

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taedaybae 잘자!
kookiemonster Taehyung, 잘자! Btw you look adorable in this photo.
chimchim @kookiemonster heyyyy you're supposed to compliment me
kookiemonster @chimchim don't fall into the splits trying to get into bed
chimchim @kookiemonster if anyone needs a roommate, take him, please.