If i was in riverdale

|lowkey spoilers |

• hates Veronica

• shipping queen

• punched reggie before

• thinks reggie is hot
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dresses like
• bffs with cheryl

• flirts with cheryl

• lowkey gay for cheryl

• " Betty i don't know why you like Archie its clear he is going to do some dumb crap this year and say thank u,next "

• wants to live in the southside

• supports serpents

• has crush on sweetpea

• " how can you like him " " 1.Hes tall 2. He is hot 3. He lives in the southside 4. He is mean 5. He is in a gang oh well thats a bonus "

• stans dark betty

• " you see what you need to do is bring out BBDB " " BBDB?" "Bad bitch dark betty"

• most likely had a fling with reggie

• ships reggie and josie

• " Oh no don't complain to me about Archie I told you but no one ever listens to me do they nooooo then when I'm right I'm the one who has to comfort you. Archie Andrews common sense nonexistent "

• lowkey thinks Kevin is hot

• " Kevin you dating a serpent thats so dangerous I'm so proud tell him to tell his friends to HML "

• the queen of the ships choni

• declares bughead as the lowkey cringe but cute couple

• " wait your into moose EWWW he is nose is bigger than Archies forehead thats a total downgrade " " you're so mean" " not really just honest "

• most likely has beef with Veronica and chuck

• Toni is jealous because i will never stop flirting with Cheryl

• " Toni don't be mad your hot too"

• " Archie killed someone he is officially YNW Melly #murderonhismind" " take this seriously "

• in love with pops food

• Stops reggie from bullying Jughead

• insults EVERYONE no one is completely safe
examples:

" Jughead you look like the emo
Low quality version of jason dean "

" Veronica sweety get your head out of your ass and listen to betty "

" Betty you may be smart but sometimes i want to strangle you with my bare hands "

" cheryl i love you but please stop acting like a wanna be high quality bitch "

" Archibald Andrews get your head out of Veronicas ass and act like a smart kid "

• somehow finds out the Archie slept with a teacher

• lowkey hates everyone at one point

• Archie is classified as a " hoe "

• " Sorry not sorry but jughead your dad is hot asf "

• " Jughead you became freaking serpent without me i can't believe you i defend you from Reggie's hot self and this is what you do "

• friends with all the serpents

• the only pansexual in riverdale

• " well i mean fangs is hot too so don't sleep on him "

• meets eyes with Sweetpea and declares to be pregnant

• " he looked me in the eye i feel attacked. I am now 4 month pregnant " " why are you like this "

• only person that knows how to mind their business

• " weird flex but okay "

• the Santana lopez of Riverdale

• " Archie shut the hell up and keep drinking your dumb bitch juice and let the grown ups talk "

• has a heart to heart convosation with Archie

• " your not that dumb i guess " " thanks i guess? "

• doesn't like to be exposed

• a whole mood

• played griffins & gargoyles once and didn't like or understand it

• " i really just don't get the hype "

• somehow finds out jughead kissed ethel