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❝you are so
gay for him!❞
-chapter 005; eyesight.

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hoseok groaned as the shrill sound of his alarm clock reached his ears.

rolling over; he grabbed the annoying device and banged it against the bedside's table to shut it up.

as reliable as his clock was, hoseok couldn't go to school that day.

heck no he couldn't.

as much as he hated to admit; he was a too much of a pussy to go to school and accidentally bump into kim seokjin again.

the taller boy intimidated the fuck out of him and that's what worried hoseok.

no one could make hoseok feel inferior.

no one.

but then this broad shouldered, blond hottie came out of no where and made hoseok lose almost all of his brain cells with speaking only one, very dirty sentence.

also, the fact that taehyung still hadn't replied to his texts wasn't helping either.

as if on cue; hoseok's cellphone immediately pinged and he stretched out an arm to retrieve it, only to find his message box flooded by the one and only kim taehyung.

me:

hey; dude,
where are you?
3:02 pm, wednesday.

taehyung?
3:03 pm, wednesday.

you there?
3:03 pm, wednesday.

kim taehyung:

oh my gawd;;
hobi i'm soo sorry!
5:19 am, thursday.

I WAS SUPER,
SUPER SICK
THAT'S WHY I
DIDN'T SHOW UP
MA ASS TO SCHOOL
FOR AGES.
5:19 am, thursday.

istg, i ain't ignoring ya;
i had accidentally
dropped my phone in
the river and it gave
up on life.
5:20 am, thursday.

sorry, hobs :(
5:20 am, thursday.

8 missed calls from
kim taehyung.

hobi? i'm really
sorry, baby.
5:21 am, thursday.

22 missed calls from
kim taehyung.

goddammit, hoseok,
pickup the phone!
5:23 am, thursday.

jung hoseok, i'm
worried 'bout you :(
6:34 am, thursday.

hoseok only rolled his eyes as he skimmed through taehyung's messages. putting his phone away, he once again collapsed on his bed.

he thought taehyung actually cared about him but he was so wrong.

all taehyung wanted from hoseok was a good fuck; because that's what all playboys wanted from others, right?

if the younger boy actually cared about him, he would try his best to contact him, probably send a substitute bodyguard or something, but no, he just left hoseok to deal with intimidating sex gods by himself.

the small boy was absolutely done with human beings.

sighing, he listened to his heart and decided to skip school altogether, crashing his head against the pillows and going to sleep once again.

or so he tried.

sleep just wouldn't come. instead, his mind was invaded by silky golden hair, plump lips and broad, broad shoulders.

to say that kim seokjin was making jung hoseok go mad was an understatement.

the blonde beauty was causing the younger brunette to lose every single bit of his sanity.

hoseok needed help. he needed it fast. and he knew just the person he could talk to.

standing up from his bed, he ran a hand through his messy hair as he padded along the hallway, reaching a white wooden door decorated with 3D stickers.

then, without even bothering to knock, he went inside.

he found the room empty, the deep purple curtains drawn open, the bed made and everything arranged neatly.

hoseok frowned as he scanned his elder sister's room. "noona?" he called out.

"in here!"

the boy turned his head towards another white door and walked towards it, rapping on the polished wood.

"i need to talk to you."

"can it wait? i'm showering." came the response, and hoseok only sighed.

shuffling back towards his sister's bed, he collapsed onto her floral duvet and closed his eyes, waiting for her to finish.

one minute turned to two which turned to five which turned to ten and hoseok began to lose his patience.

knocking on the bathroom's door once again, he shouted over crash of water. "how long are you gonna take?"

"shampooing and conditioning my hair takes time!" she called out, obviously annoyed.

hoseok sighed for probably the umpteenth time that day and decided to reread his vampire diaries paperback to kill time.

however, as soon as he flopped onto his own bed and opened his book, a young female walked in, rubbing her hair vigorously with a fluffy towel.

the scent of cherry blossom invaded hoseok's nostrils and he looked up to see jung dawon with her damp hair hanging around her shoulders.

"i heard my little seokie wanted me." she said, trying to suppress a cheeky smile.

"don't call me that." hoseok muttered, fiddling with the pages of his paperback.

"what? seokie?"

hoseok nodded.

"it's cute." his sister said, chucking the wet towel in her hands at him.

"i'm sixteen." he grumbled. "old enough that you stop teasing me with damp towels."
hoseok added, dodging the towel.

"fine, fine. so, what is it baby bro?" dawon's expression was serious and had a tint of concern to it.

hoseok put down his book and ruffled his hair. "i'm in a major crisis."

"you need money for more books? want me to do your math homework? can't make up mom to let you drop school altogether? go on, seokie, name it."

her brother hesitated. "uh, well there's this guy--"

dawon gasped. "seokie, are you in love?!"

hoseok blinked "wha-- no, no-"

"i always knew you were gay! you're finally out of the closet!" she practically squealed.

"noona! just hear me out, please."

"jeez, go on."

"okay so there's this guy..." he trailed off, frowning as he changed his mind.

"actually, tell me everything you know about kim seokjin."

dawon blinked. "kim seokjin? who's that?"

her younger brother facepalmed himself. "seokjin? also known as the golden boy of our school? he must be a sophomore when you were in your senior year."

the elder girl frowned but then gasped as realization dawned on her. "jin! of course i know him! i mean, everyone did. wait." her eyebrows furrowed and she scrunched up her nose. "why do you want information about him?"

shrugging, hoseok began nonchalantly. "for scientific purposes, of course."

his noona only narrowed her eyes but didn't pressure him on it.

then, her mood completely changed and she became hyper and excited once again.

"okay, so. kim seokjin was like the most popular guy in our school. he wasn't that well known in his first year of high school, but then, reaching sophomore year made him turn into an absolute beauty."

hoseok's keen expression asked her to go on.

"i mean, that guy was amazing at everything! looks, studies, sports; you name it, he was good at it. heck, that boy was so fucking attractive even some of my classmates were ready to be banged by him."

all of this wasn't completely surprising for hoseok but he listened intently anyway.

"i'm telling you seokie, that guy was like a freakin' magnet. would make straight guys go gay and lesbian gals go straight."

hoseok gasped as he processed his sister's words. would make straight guys go gay.

"and then?" he asked, his voice cracking a little."

"then what, that's pretty much it."

the smaller boy frowned. "so you didn't fall in love with seokjin?"

dawon rolled her eyes. "i don't fall for wannabe fuckboys." suddenly, her expression turned lovestruck. "or you could say i was in love with the most handsome man in the world; the one and only kim jongin.

she sighed dramatically, eyes glazed with love.

"i thought kim seokjin was the most handsome man in the world."

"well, he would be to you-- shush, hoseok don't deny that you don't like him-- but once you get a look at jongin's abs you'll want him to bang you into another dimension."

scrunching up his nose, he began to push his sister away. "great talking to you noona, but i really don't wanna hear about your crush's abs."

"but you're gay!" she protested, ignoring hoseok's groan. then biting her lip as if she was deep in thought, she continued.

"tell me, seokie. why are the jungs falling for the kims?"

hoseok wanted to smack her face with a pillow. "you're the only one whose falling for a kim. now please, leave. i need my beauty sleep."

"of course, i need to leave so that my baby brother can have wet dreams about the school's playboy, eh?"

this time hoseok actually smacked a pillow into his sister's face.

giggling hysterically, she smacked him back and then standing up, she skipped towards the doorway.

however, before leaving, she chanted; "you're so gay for him!", leaving hoseok to groan and contemplate his existence by himself.

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help me, your
author-nim
has fallen in
love with the
school's vice
president :)
-ensiah.