My friends took a fucked up video of me being high... I was kissing a frog then cried about it because I thought I cheated on my girlfriend 😭

I was also next to a fucking lake? THERES NO LAKES IN MY TOWN AND I DONT REMEMBER SHIT

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{third POV}

One particularly stormy day, Rengoku was called individually into the master's room. He was rather confused but went nonetheless kneeling submissively next to the man as he waited for further instruction.

"My child please rise" the man spoke softly, a smile gracing his scarred face.

Rengoku looked at the man humbly in response, waiting till he spoke again.

"This may seem a like a burden on you my child... but I believe that Tanjiro isn't safe on his missions any longer considering what happened with Douma and Enmu. I need you to convince him that he has to stay in the butterfly mansion till this has blown over, I'll have a hashira put with him at all times for extra precaution"

Rengoku hummed at placed his hand on his chin "if you think this is the best corse of action, I will gladly take on this task"

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{Tanjiro POV}

I smiled and continued to plait Zenitsu's hair, I always wondered how he got such a unique hair colour... maybe genetics?

"Hey Monjir- GAH! Tanjiro!" Inosuke grumbled, accidentally saying my name wrong and cursing himself under his breath. Inosuke had been working hard lately in order to pronounce my name right which is really very sweet of him!

"Tanjiro why are you wearing your uniform like that?" Inosuke grunted after trying to figure out my name again, making me slightly red in the face. You see I had to wear my clothes high up on my neck so it covered a certain something which I couldn't take off...

"O-oh it's nothing really!" I flushed, continuing to play with Zenitsu's hair as he purred quietly into the sensations.

Shinobu-san you really made this difficult for me...!

I could tell Inosuke didn't believe me from his smell so I chose to stay quiet while massaging Zenitsu's head comfortingly. His hair really is lovely and soft!

"Lemme see" Inosuke grunted, making my stomach drop "I-it's really nothing inosuke, I was just feeling a little cold" he sheepishly replied, smelling a hint of Jealousy coming from both of my friends.

"Now your making me curious Tanjiro" Zenitsu spoke up, turning his head to face me while giving puppy dog eyes "I- uhhh I'll be back in a minute I need the toilet!" I yelled, springing off the bed in attempts to get out of the situation.

As I was about to reach for the door handle, I felt someone grab me by my collar and yank me to the floor. Letting out a Yelp my eyes widened as Inosuke sat atop my chest.

"I-Inosuke!" I yelled, squirming underneath him with a bright red face "Hey Inosuke that's unfair!" I heard Zenitsu yell from beside us, making the male atop me huff with annoyance.

Without warning, he pulled my collar down to show off my neck.

Shit shit shit.

"What the fuck, WHO PUT THIS ON YOU GOMPACHURO!"

".... It's Tanjiro" I giggled, sending him an innocent smile.

{third POV}
Inosuke harshly stared at the collar tightly fastened around Tanjiro's neck. It was rather feminine looking and had a purple scheme to it. The way to take it on and off was a small little clip with a key hole; making it impossible to take off without the key.

Shinobu had put in on him during their encounter the other day and hadn't taken it off since, keeping the key from his reach just for her pleasure.

Apparently it was her way of telling everyone else that 'Tanjiro was theirs'... kinky yes.

"Theirs a tag on it.." Zenitsu mumbled, shuffling over to the two and picking up the tag. Since Inosuke couldn't read he waited for the boy to tell him what it said.

All the while Tanjiro laid their with a defeated expression.

"Property of Shinobu Kochō" Zenitsu read, his eyes narrowing slightly at the sight of the heart shaped tag. Tanjiro flushed even more and covered it back over with his uniform "Thats the weird bug pillar isn't it?!" Inosuke roared, trying to pull it off.

"Inosuke your hurting my neck!" Tanjiro yelled, grabbing onto the male's arms in order to get him to stop pulling at it.

"Lemme take it off!"

"Inosuke calm down!"

"It'll only take a few seconds!"

"Nezukooo!" Tanjiro yelled as a last resort, struggling to heave the bore headed slayer of him without hurting him.

Not even five seconds later, an angry sister kicked the door down with her eyes narrowed and mouth drooling as she growled threateningly.

She kept on Inosuke and pinned him to the floor, giving Tanjiro a chance to dust himself off and calm his sister down "I'm ok now Nezuko there's no need to worry!" Tanjiro smiled, patting his sister on the head reassuringly.

She gave one last glare towards Inosuke before pressing her side into Tanjiro and cuddling into his warmth, instantly put at ease by his presence.

Inosuke threw himself off the floor and almost instantly went in to counter the attack before Zenitsu clung to his legs and made him trip over again.

"Let go!"

"Inosuke stop being irrational!" Zenitsu yelled back, using most of his strength in order to hold the male to the floor.

{Rengoku POV}
Uhhhh... maybe this isn't such a good time to talk to Kamado...

"INOSUKE STOP YOUR SCARING TANJIRO!"

"ILL TAKE IT OFF HIM REAL QUICK IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND"

I wonder what's going on...

Pressing my ear against the door I continued to hear yelling and shuffling noises coming from inside.

"ILL KILL THAT BUG LADY"

I should probably check on them...

Giving a knock on the door, instantly all yelling stopped "Kamado?! May I come in?" I yelled, knocking again.

"O-of corse!"

With that I confidently whipped the door open and observed the scene at hand. Jesus...

Furniture lay scattered around the room while Zenitsu was in the middle of a brawl with the pig boy, while Tanjiro was sat quite peacefully observing them with Nezuko by his side.

"Oh dear! What's happening in here?" Someone behind he sang, I turned around to see Shinobu also looking in on the room; a cheeky smile gracing her features as she made eye contact with Inosuke on the floor.

"You..." insuke growled, glaring at her.

Ah shit.

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My fucking chicken disappeared