Worker Drones: autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JC Jenson, IN SPAAAAACEE.... Yeah, they were mistreated in the name of Windex but it's not like they revolted and killed all humans or anything. Mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves. With biological life wiped from the planet, the workers found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future... all to their selves. Unfortunately... our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI. So they sent the murder drones to kill the worker's but one day a worker, who look like a worker but can kill others for oil this is Y/N Doorman and this is her story.

(A young worker drone with (H/C) hairs, and light pink neon eyes, was walking through the worker base when she saw her sister Uzi Doorman.)

Uzi: Y/N! There's my favouite sis! Come on I got dads card we going to get the last thing to finish my rail gun!

(Y/N smiled and nodded sure she dosen't talk much but she loves when she hangs out with her sister and her best friend! Uzi and Y/N at the entrance of the bunker as they walks towards the door.)

Uzi: Tsk. Ugh.

(Uzi opens the first door only for Khan to be standing there.)

Uzi: (Shocked) Oh, robo-Jesus!

(Y/N jumpped and hidden behind Uzi)

Khan: And where might you two be off to?

Uzi: Mm, sneaking out to make out with our boyfriend that we definitely have?

(Khan sees right past Uzi's lie.)

Khan: (Laughs) Seriously, though.

Uzi: (Groans) Okay, okay. You caught us. We need to... measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door 1, because that's... the project we are working on for school? A big old door! (Laughs awkwardly) (Goofy accent) Just like what our old man built. (Laughs) We wanna join the WDF and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff. (Y/N nodded as she stood near Uzi) See Y/N agrees!

Khan: (Chuckles) Well, we don't just play cards.

(Khan tries to get Uzi and Y/N to think that they don't but the door opens behind him, immediately proving him wrong.)

Makarov: Khan, can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh! Hey, girls.

(Both Uzi and Y/N chuckles and Khan shuts the door.)

Khan: Well... (Chuckles) When you build doors so good... (Hugging the door) Good door. Gooooood door. There's no need to fight. Girls, this is great news! Here- the wrench I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes- and to put your mother out of her misery when the Murder Drones got to her with their nanite acid. I want you both to have it.

(Khan hands Uzi the wrench.)

Uzi: Neat. Therapy is fun. (Y/N chuckled as Khan put a pink bow on Y/N's head) Oh come on!

Khan: Here you go kiddo!

(Khan opens the door again excitedly and grabs Uzi and Y/N.)

Khan: Guys! My kids is into doors!

(The people playing cards cheer right before the outer door opens, blowing their cards away as one of them say "Aww, come on!" and another says, "Not my flush!".)

Khan: Their gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door 1. Your door-specific destiny awaits!

(Uzi and Y/N walks to the open door.)

Uzi: Uh, wow. Okay. Just gonna leave then... 'cause this worked so weirdly well. Uh, go, doors! (Laughs awkwardly) Come on sis.

(When they were outside of the outer door as Uzi inhales and exhales deeply and looks at the outside environment. She then walks to the spire until she steps on a Worker Drone corpse and looks up at the spire and enters it with Y/N following.)

Uzi: (Exclaims softly) Ugh.

(Uzi threw the arm to the ground and picks up the power source for her railgun but she hears a sound she grabbed Y/N and a Disassembly Drone lands on the landing pod and drinks oil from a Worker Drone head then crushes it.)

(Uzi looks at the power source then back at a mirror noticing the Disassembly Drone looking at her as she gets up and tries to defend herself, but the Disassembly Drone lands right in front of her, causing her to lose balance as she does a backflip and Y/N clapped.)

Uzi: Ugh! (Grunts) Whoa- and they said pirating all that anime was useless. (Gasps)

(The Disassembly Drone lands in front of Uzi and stabs a hole in her hand with its Nanite Acid tail as she is thrown, seeing her hand burning.)

(The Disassembly Drone goes to shoot at where it threw Uzi but she isn't there, instead Y/N was holding Uzi's railgun as she blows its head up and it falls to the ground.)

Uzi: (Gasps) Holy hell. Suck on that, Dad that's my badass sister oh I'm so glad your first kill! Huh?

(Uzi and Y/N sees that its head is regenerating so Uzi goes and picks up a Worker Drone arm and slaps it.)

Uzi: Rrrrruuugh!

(The Disassembly Drone reboots and stares at her.)

Disassembly Drone: Did you just slap me with that arm?

Uzi: Holy crap, it talks.

Disassembly Drone: Yeah, sorry- it's just, my, uh, head kinda hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're a little, uh...

(The Disassembly Drone looks at Uzi, not knowing she isn't a Disassembly Drone.)

N: ...short for a Disassembly Drone. I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. (Whispers) That's not true. Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I-I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits. (Sighs) Well, honesty is the best policy. (Chuckles) I also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life. Ah, but I'm sure that'll sort itself out! (Chuckles) Oh who's she?

Uzi: That's my sister, Y/N.

N POV:

SCANNING. . .
SCANNING. .
SCANNING.

Demon drone founded!

NAME: Y/N

AGE: UNKNOWNED

DEMON DRONE

SWEETHEART FOUNDED!

NEW TASK: PROTECT SWEETHEART FROM WORKERS.

No POV:

(Uzi and Y/N both stares at N then goes to leave but Uzi hand burns from the Nanite Acid.)

Uzi: Uh-huh. I, uh, have to... go. (Hisses through teeth) (Groaning)

N: Oof, stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites. Otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself. Heh!

Uzi: And by "our saliva," you mean...

Uzi + N: Disassembly Drone?

Uzi: Riiiight. Hey, let's go in that landing pod over there.

N: Sure! I love doing anything!

(The scene cuts to Y/N Uzi and N inside the landing pod with Uzi's hand his N's mouth as she then pulls it out as Y/N was on N lap.)

N: Bleh. Sweet. Uh... (Chuckles) I'm open to new things, I guess.

Uzi: We are never talking about this.

N: Talking about what? (Laughs) Consider it, uh, repressed.

Uzi: Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?

N: Oh, yeah- two others. Uh, they're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them. First, there's V. So, obviously a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, (Whispers) I actually kind of have a crush on her. You BOTH can't tell her, okay?! (Chuckles) Uh, then, there's J- our leader! J's awesome. Hey, let me give you the tour- outside of the corpse... wall thingies. In here are the buttons! (Beeping.)

(Uzi and Y/N looks at the panel N was pressing.)

Uzi: This isn't just a landing pod. This is a spaceship, this could get us off the planet.

N: Moooore of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land.

Uzi: No, I- uh- uh, the Worker Drones- we could work with them to fix this! Instead of all the murder, which, uh- why are we doing that again?

N: Other than ingesting their (Deep, spooky voice) warm, sweet (Normal voice) oil to avoid overheating and dying? I guess I just want to be useful. I was given a job, and I always wanna try my best.

(Uzi stands up on her chair as Y/N tilted her head.)

Uzi: And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N. You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead?

N: Oh, my! You sure are rebellious. It's kind of exciting. U-Uh, but not as fun as, uh, following the rules plus I can keep your sister she kinda cute.

Uzi: No you can't have my sister!?

(J is heard banging on the landing pod.)

N: Hey, they're back! You'll- U-Uh...

J: (Muffled) Idiot, get out here!

(Y/N and Uzi running to the bunker then to the Worker Drones playing cards.)

Braxton: (Chuckles) I am out, boys.

Todd: Oh, gosh darn it.

Unnamed Worker Defense Force Member: Wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this.

(The outer door opens blowing the cards around as Uzi and Y/N enters.)

Uzi: Ugh, bite me. Close it, close it!

(Uzi tries to use the keycard to close the door but N managed to stop it.)

N: Hey, fellas! Ooh, deal me in! I love Rummy! Wait, no. Tsk. I'm going to murder everyone. Brain check!

(N's tail breaks the keycard that Uzi was holding and the sensor causing the doors to open.)

Uzi: Gah!

Unknown: Oh, God!

Todd: (Chuckles) Um, actually? It's Gin Rummy, so...

(N pins Todd to the wall and proceeds to decapitate him and fires rockets at the people running and tackles the unnamed Worker Defense Force member, killing him.)

Braxton: Hey, Uzi and Y/N! I just realized no one has, uh, said my name aloud so far. So I'm just letting you girls know, I'm R-

(N shoots a laser at Braxton, cutting him in half.)

(Uzi's railgun finishes recharging as she goes to try and stop N but he isn't there as Khan sees what happened.)

Khan: Pretty nice hydraulics, huh? (Gasps) Wha- What have you girls done?

(N lands in front of Y/N Uzi and Khan causing them to be blown backwards and Uzi points her railgun at N as Y/N stood behind Uzi.)

Uzi: This time, I won't miss.

N: (Chuckles) I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together. But I can't have you shooting my Sweetheart with that thing.

Uzi: Bite me. Dad, get down.

Khan: Uzi, you led a Murder Drone here?! (Tearfully) My beautiful doors!

Uzi: Now is so not the time! I messed up- in the same way I'm about to fix it. Move, Dad!

(N impales his wing into Uzi, pinning her to the wall as her railgun falls to Khan as Uzi tries to get him to shoot N as Y/N eyes widen in fear as a moment her vison had a symbol on it before it turned back to normal.)

Uzi: (Coughs) (Gasps) D-Dad! P-Point and shoot! Trust me!

(Khan walks backwards)

Uzi: Dad?...

(Khan shuts the doors as the alarms turn on.)

(V and J appear and congratulate N as N throws Uzi to the side.)

J: Whoa, N.

Uzi: Whoa!

J: Am I dreaming, or did you do something not useless for once?

V: I've been trying to get past those doors for months. Nice work, N.

N: (Shocked) You... me... name... remember?

V: These ventilation shafts can easily get us around this last door. Lowest body count eats a missile! (Laughs as she flies up and through the air vent)

(J pats N on the back.)

J: Way to go, stud. The company's gonna love this and look at this, an Demon drone oh finally we got something for the company! Nice job N, you found the demon drone I'm proud!

N: (Chuckles) Ow.

J: With this colony wiped, we'll make top team this quarter for sure. (Sing-song) You know what that means. Branded pe-ens!

N: Ooooh.

(N and Y/N looks at the pen.)

N: Uh, you know, not that I can't wait to keep murdering all these, uh... maybe not-so-actually-different from us Worker Drones, but just outta curiosity, do we actually, uh... (Hisses through teeth) know what the company plans to do with us afterwards and plus what about Y/N what are they gonna do to her?

J: Excuse me?

N: Okay, so, a Worker earlier might have suggested that they could fix up our landing pod to, uh, escape the planet and stuff. Which- Whoa, hey, that's against the rules! But it is kind of making me question why our pods were only-one way in the first place. 'Cause, y-you know, I get the feeling the company doesn't actually love robots, and, like, we might be robots? I've made a terrible mistake. It's cool how immediately I could tell.

(J walks over to N.)

J: Hmm. No way, buddy. Questioning the company? You just finally gave me the excuse I needed.

(J implants a virus into N and Y/N eyes widen.)

J: Worker Drones are corrupted, N. That's why the company sent us. I hate to see you corrupted as well.

N: (Stuttering, glitched speech) Thanks, J. Always looking out for me. You're awesome.

J: (Scoffs)

(J follows V through the vent)

(Uzi stands up, grabs her railgun and tries to get to the others as Y/N was kneeled near N and she put her hand on N chest.)

N: (Glitchy) Ah, biscuits. I'm sorry. I ruined your card game, then made you both have an awkward moment with your dad.

Uzi: And I made you rebel like an angsty teen, whiiich got you killed. Though, you also tried to kill me and try to kidnap my sister, so morality calls this a draw come on Y/N.

(Uzi pulls a box over to try to get to a vent but she can't reach it.)

Uzi: (Groans) For the record, that was the lamest heel-face turn in history. Was that supposed to be you switching sides?

N: (Coughs) Being rebellious is a lot harder than it looks. Thanks for showing me the ropes.

Uzi: Nuh-uh, no bonding thing. You just killed a bunch of people, idiot.

N: That's super fair. (Sighs) I screwed up.

Uzi: (Clicks tongue) Uuuuugh. In the same way you're about to fix it.

(Uzi pulls out the wrench Khan gave her.)

N: (Laughs while his visor displays the message "I'm literally about to die") I love doing anything.

(Before Uzi can do something Y/N stopped her)

Uzi: Uh Y/N?

(Before Uzi said anything else, Y/N but her hand on where the virus was and then pink flames appered around Y/N and N.)

Uzi: Holy crap!?

(Then the pink flames disappered and the virus was gone)

N: Huh, the virus is gone!

Uzi: Okay that was epic! Now let's get go to the epic fight.

(N and Y/N both nodded and followed Uzi to where everybody was at)

Uzi: Hey!

V: Huh?

(The camera pans to Y/N, Uzi and N.)

Uzi: Put that conventionally attractive male down. (N waves peacefully and Uzi bumps him)

N: Oof! Oh, uh, J? You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism.

Uzi: Nice.

N: Heh. (Fistbumps)

J: Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence and take the demon drone to the company.

Uzi: Okay, which one do you want?

N: J, please.

Uzi: Too bad. Good luck.

(Uzi throws a pen at J, stabbing her in one of her eyes as N gives V thumbs up.)

(Uzi and Y/N runs over and aims her railgun at J but J blind-fires at them, knocking them over as a the same symbol appears on Y/N face for a split-second.)

J: (Grabs pen) Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen products! Huh?

(Uzi jumps onto J, impaling the pen into her again as Uzi and Y/N dodges a laser from V and N tries to shoot V but hearts come out.)

N: Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this!

(A rocket lands next to N blowing him to the side.)

J: Ugh! (Cackling)

(J charges an EMP, causing Uzi to short-circuit as N is fighting V.)

V: Yah! (Laughs)

(N sees J approaching Uzi and Y/N.)

N: Uzi! Sweetie! I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this! Mleh...

V: Eww! What the hell?

(V releases N in disgust and N defeats her)

J: (Chuckles) You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... (Crunch) painful?

(Uzi used J's tail to stab J.)

J: (Screams) Gah! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats! (Falls)

Uzi: One more buzzword, and I'll do it. (Railgun whirring)

J: Equity partnersh-

(Uzi fires her railgun, eviscerating J into just arms and legs.)

(Uzi sighs and spits on J's deceased body. However, Y/n still suffering from the previous EMP blast, and falls, but N catches her and gives her a piggyback ride while beside a tied-up V.)

Thad: Holy hell, Uzi and Y/N. That was insane! And you, too, uh...

N: Huh? Oh, uh, N. I'm an angsty, rebellious Disassembly Drone now.

Khan: (Clears throat)

Uzi: We brought the Murder Drones here accidentally. You chose to leave us for dead instead of just frickin' believing in us! And that's not even an edgy teen hyperbole like when I said it last week! (Sniffles and slaps herself) I'll save you the trouble, Dad. Me and Y/N banish ourself! Let's go, N. Everyone here can bite us.

N: Nice to meet you, Mr. Uzi.

Uzi (Punches N on the side of the arm): Shut it.

(Khan takes a sip from his "#1 DAD" mug.)

(Back at the landing pod, Y/N was sitting on a seat asleep as V's leg was chained up)

V: Heh, well I hope N finds out that your his long lost lover and hope she dosen't find out your here... Who knows what will happened but right now let's just enjoy the time we had.

N: Did you say something V?

V: No, shut up! (Blows bubbles)

N: Okay! I'm gonna find Uzi!

(Then when N left, V looked at th sleeping demon drone and sighed and kelt blowing bubbles)