❝I want to hear you scream.❞

❝No, you really don't.❞

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Luca Hollestelle

Torryn Wilde
❛THE 𝐒𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍❜

❝God, you are such a big teddy bear, Smokey.❞

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Asa Butterfield

Jackson Darby
❛MR. CLEAN❜

❝Just because I am organized unlike you does not mean you get to call me 'Mr. Clean'!❞

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Lana Condor

Miko Nakadai
❛CRAZY GIRL❜

❝Please, don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.❞

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(young!)
Finn Wolfhard

Rafael Esquivel
❛YOUNG SHELDON❜

❝I am twelve and a half!❞

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Rachel McAdams

June Darby
❛HELICOPTER MOM❜

❝Torryn Wilde, I do not care if your father is never home, that does not mean you are allowed to do whatever you want!❞

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Charles Malik Whitfield

Agent William Fowler
❛AGENT GUY❜

❝It's always something with you aliens, isn't it?❞

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Smokescreen
❛BIG TEDDY BEAR❜

❝You are such an angry human.❞
❝It's my destiny!❞
❝Why are you so promiscuous?❞

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REST OF THE AUTOBOTS/DECEPTICONS AS THEMSELVES.

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𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩:
bad company - bad company
i am woman - willa j.
bones - garrison star
bring it on home to me - sam cooke
west coast - lana del rey
summertime sadness - lana del rey
blue jeans - lana del rey
airplanes - hayley williams & b.o.b
wake me up - fleurie cover
lose yourself - eminem
total eclipse of the heart - bonnie tyler
you raise me up - josh groban
pumped up kicks - foster the people
crazy kids - ke＄ha
temperature - sean paul
evacuate the dancefloor - cascada
meet me halfway - black eyed peas
nothing breaks like a heart - miley cyrus
no tears left to cry - ariana grande
don't call me angel - ariana grande, miley cyrus, & lana del rey
promiscuous - nelly furtado
mount everest - labrinth
formula - labrinth
vibe - labrinth
when i r.i.p - labrinth
my type - saweetie
feel the morning - labrinth
rock you like a hurricane - scorpions

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disclaimer/authors' note;
Hello, fellow Transformers fans! So, word of the warning, there is going to be an extreme use of volatile language (or in other words, heavy swearing!). I have based the human life in this fanfiction off of what true life is, so don't expect this to be all sugary sweet. Things such as depression other mental conditions, drug abuse, physical abuse, and sex will be happening! That was my warning, so if you are not comfortable with reading potential extreme content, turn back now!

Anyhow, thank you for clicking on this story as the Transformer fanbase is a dying breed and our lovely autonomous robotic organisms need all the love and support they can get. As long as you are willing to look past the "heavy" content, I truly think that most people will find solace in reading this.

Anyway, enjoy the story!
~Alexis