Bringing The Team Together
Scott was sitting on a bench as he was about eat a taco.
Suddenly, a gust of wind came out of nowhere before the thrusters of the Benatar send the contents of the tacos flying.
Scott saw Rocket and Nebula exit the ship and was very confused when he a talking raccoon.
Rocket: Hey, humie! Where's Big Green and Red Speed?
Scott: Kitchen, I think.
Nebula passes by Scott.
Scott: That's awesome.
Nebula: (into her comms) Rhodey, careful on reentry, there's an idiot in the landing zone.
Rhodey lands harshly next to Scott, who dropped his tacos in surprise.
Scott: Oh, God!
Rhodey: What's up, Regular-Sized Man?
Rhodey walks towards the compound as Bruce (holding a couple of tacos) and Aaron stop by Scott.
Bruce saw the discarded tacos and gives Scott his own before he and Aaron walk towards the Benatar.
TΓΈnsberg, Norway
New Asgard
Aaron, Bruce, and Rocket land on a grassy field in Norway.
The trio get in the back of a truck that would take them to New Asgard.
They arrived and saw that New Asgard was just a fishing village.
They get off the truck and it drives away.
Rocket: Kind of a step down from the golden palaces and the magic hammers and whatnot.
Aaron: Have a little compassion, Rocket. First, they lost their home-world, then half their people , they're probably just happy to have a place they can call home.
???: You shouldn't have come.
The trio turn to see a dark-skinned woman behind them that Bruce recognized.
Bruce: Ah, Valkyrie! Great to see you, angry girl.
Valkyrie: I think I liked you better either of the other ways.
Bruce: (gestures to Aaron and Rocket) This is Rocket, and that's Aaron.
Rocket: How you doin'?
Aaron: Nice to meet you.
Valkyrie glanced at the three and knew what they were here for.
Valkyrie: He won't see you.
Aaron: It can't be that bad, can it?
Valkyrie: We only see him once a month when he comes in for...supplies.
They look at a large pile of empty beer kegs.
Bruce: (winces) It's that bad.
Valkyrie: Yeah.
Aaron: Well, thanks for the head up, Valkyrie. But this is important.
Valkyrie: (sighs) Alright. Go on.
The trio walk up to a cabin and Rocket knocks on the door.
No response.
He knocks on the door again, but he gave up and opened the door as the trio walked in.
It was a mess.
Aaron: Holy mother of Christ.
Rocket: (sniffs) Whoo! Something died in here.
They heard bottle clanking from another room.
Rocket: Hello? Thor?
The god's voice was heard from the living room.
Thor: You're here about the cable? The Cinemax went out 2 weeks ago, and the sports are all kinda fuzzy and...
They looked at the god in shock of his appearance.
Rocket: Thor?
Thor had longer hair, a big messy beard...
And a massive beer belly.
Thor turned around and saw Rocket, Bruce, and Aaron.
Thor: (laughs) BOYS! Oh my God!
He goes to hug Bruce, who awkwardly hugs back, before separating.
Thor: Oh, God, it's so good to see you! (turns to Rocket) Come here, you little rascal!
He gives Rocket a noogie.
Rocket: No, I'm good! That's not necessary!
Thor: (turns to Aaron) O'Connor! Come here!
He wraps his arms around Aaron tightly. Too tight, as Aaron struggled to breathe. He ended up phasing out of Thor's bear hug.
Aaron: Good to see you, too, Thor.
Thor: (to Bruce) Hulk, you know my friends, Miek and Korg, right?
They see a rocky creature (Korg) and a maggot-like creature (Miek) on the couch, with the former playing Fortnite on the PS4.
Korg: Hey, boys!
Bruce: Hey, guys. Long time no see.
Korg: Beer's in the bucket, feel free to log into the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously. (to Thor) Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again.
Miek threw something towards the TV in annoyance.
Thor: (angrily) NoobMaster.
Korg: Yeah, NoobMaster69, called me a dickhead.
Thor: Give me this.
Korg gives Thor the headphones as he talks into it.
Thor: NoobMaster, hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? (angrily) Listen, buddy, if you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down into that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms, and shove them up your butt! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!
Aaron, Bruce, and Rocket looked at each other as Thor hands Korg back the headphones.
Korg: Thank you, Thor.
Thor: You let me know if he bothers you again, okay?
Korg: Thank you very much, I will.
He goes back into his game as Thor opened a beer bottle...with Stormbreaker.
Thor: So, you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We got beer, tequila, all sorts of things.
He takes a sip of his beer as Bruce walked up to him.
Bruce: Buddy, are you alright?
Thor: Yes, I'm fine! Why? Don't I look alright?
Rocket: You look like melted ice cream!
Aaron: No, more like the Walmart version of Jeff Bridges.
Thor: (laughs) So what's up? You three just here for a hang or what?
Aaron: We need your help. There's a chance that we might be able to fix everything.
Thor: What, like the cable? Because it's been driving me bananas for weeks.
Bruce: Like Thanos.
Thor's expression changed to one of sadness as he grabs Bruce by the collar of his jacket and stares directly into his eyes.
Thor: Don't you say that name.
Korg: Yeah, we don't actually say that name in here.
Aaron nods in understanding.
Aaron: Look, I know that...that guy...might scare you.
Thor: Why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy?
No response.
Thor: Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you tell everybody who chopped Thanos's big head off?
Korg: Um, Stormbreaker?
Thor: And who was swinging Stormbreaker?
Bruce: I get it. You're in a rough spot, I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?
Thor: Was it...Natasha?
Bruce: It was you. You helped me.
Thor walked up to a window.
Thor: Why don't you ask the Asgardians down there how much my help was worth?
He sits down and eats from a bowl of peanuts.
Thor: The ones who are left, anyway.
Aaron: I think we can bring them back.
Thor: (laughs) Stop. Just stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here, wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and saved, but I'm fine, okay? (turns to Korg and Miek) We're fine, aren't we?
Korg: We're good here, mate.
Miek squeaks in response.
Thor: (to Bruce, Aaron, and Rocket) So, whatever it is you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye.
Aaron looks at Rocket, who had a grin on his face. He knew what Rocket was gonna do, and if this gets Thor to come with them, he'll allow it.
Rocket: There's beer in the ship.
Thor sat in silence, contemplating his decision, before turning to Rocket.
Thor: What kind?
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