---> . 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 .

warning(s): ᴡᴇɪʀᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs(ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛs), ᴍᴀʟᴇ/ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ-ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ, ᴠᴀɢᴜᴇ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀs, ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs, ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴘᴀɴᴛs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄʜᴇᴅ, swears, many ooc, ETC.

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> IT'S A SURPRISE, THAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU, IN EVERY BOOK IS; A HERO OR A VILLAIN. YET NOT, HERE. WHY IS THIS? <

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"" UAHG! THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!! ALREADY ASKING THE QUESTIONS, HERE! WE DON'T NEED THESE!! WE NEED THE GOOD PARTS!! "" the white jester whined, while laying on {#&*}'s shoulder. 

"" Already, an ass about this..? "" {#&*} asked, with a tone that was unforgettable. but it was true, ***** was now being a nuisance. and at the start, of a new chapter of (r). "" Every chapter here, starts like this. You should've remembered this *****. ""  GOD told them.

"" I swear i hired, a whining child - then a jester bodyguard. Why do i have to babysit you..? "" {#&*} said with guilt. why did they hire ***** again? they are more like a child, then a.. you get it.

***** annoys {#&*}. that is all you need to know. yet, he didn't really regret it. 

"" Now, let's just stop this nonsense. ""  {#&*} said with a snap of their long fingers. 

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'aha.. looks like they are sending the pros, to my house.'  the half-skeleton thought, while watching the NEWS. and what (r) said is true. the NEWS reporter, said all about it, and their thoughts of what would happen.

"... oh fuck.." (r) mumbled, as he could now see that the pros are at his house's door, while he saw them on the NEWS. 'why did they have to put cameras, here..?' 

"now, they are gonna interview me and shit." the male said, as he looked at the door, just waiting for the all-known pro; all might, to bust the door.

(r) paused the NEWS, and just stared at the door. he just fucking, stared at the door. not even moving, his one red visible eye, from the door. as he didn't move his eye away from it, he did move his body - closer to the door.

it may be a understatement, to say he didn't want the pros here. but he did want them here. it may have been, his dream to see the pros all up in his face.

he had, to know what they looked like. he wanted to know how they looked. just, so he could know how they would be when he just.. does his things to them.

pin them, rip off their arm, disable their legs from moving, and all of his stratagem that he does to their victims. something he does, for fun and all. 

"" For fun, or not. this is what he does. "" {#&*} said, as commentary. ""W o a h, i can't say shit, or comment. But you can?!"" seems as if this life style, for {#&*} and ***** can be tripy, and all. ..why do them seem to come from a vintage animation? 

(r) sighed, as he just standed infront of the door. "...i should open the door, or maybe the NEWS reporter lied..?" he said, while turning back.

""Okay, seems like some old cliché, kidnapping is 'bout to happen."" ***** said, as they just saw this unfold. "" Should, we skip this? "" {#&*} asked with a snap of their fingers, as the heroes finally busted the door down.

""Took them long enough."" ***** said with a impatient tone, rolling theirs' "eyes". 

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(r) was now in a room, a light brown desk in between them and the pros. so yes, with what ***** said and all. it happened. he did get kidnapped.

 'it was somewhat weird, that the light-hearted pros could be serious; but i guess it could be for "the greater good" ' (r) thought as he just stared at the heroes. late to say, he doesn't talk to much.

but, we should talk about the interview. and as of known, of how they work. a l o t, of questions were asked. 

a l o t. (r) couldn't really answer them, and due to a fact(that was a late notice, but yeah). he didn't want to answer, and didn't really need to. but he did answer some, witch threw them off a bit.

"question, villian-!" all might said, in his hero-persona voice, but got cutoff. "not a villian, nor a hero. i'm just living my life." the male said towards all-might, tho it was to all of the heroes. 

"what?"

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"your not a villian..? nor a hero..?"