"Why must you attack me with your words?" Arbitrous asked dramatically, draped across a stolen pillow, eating cereal out of an (also stolen) silver bowl.

Mischievous looked up from the book he was reading. "Would you like it better if I attack you with a guitar?" he deadpanned.

From somewhere at the back of the cave, Fraudulent's voice rang out. "Don't fucking touch Provoke's guitar or so help me," she yelled.

Laughing, Mischievous resumed reading. "I'll just use rocks, then."

Arbitrous threw one of his cereal pieces (?) towards Mischievous.

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emoreo's request. sorry its short. i cant breathe and so i cant write properly. also im going mia (missing in action) for the weekends