Hello guys it's me i am back tu yeh rha naya os so enjoyyyyy

Aur ismei jassi mazak yaniki comedy aur love shove yani ki romance bhi hei soooo maze udao

last mei ek note bhi hoga tu padh lena dhanyawad

Aur chaliye shuru karte hai ....

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Tu kahani shuru hoti academy ke andarrr

Raat ke 3 :00 am baj rhe hein

Aur hamare sare panter log ek sath bhete hue hain yanki hamare pyaar sabse afatiye sabse gande sabse harami

( All academy people - bas kar aur kya bache ki jaan legi be tuuuuuu

Me - haan ghadonn tumhara tu assassination mei apne pyaar hathon se krungi bhut pareshan karte hu tum mere karan ko

Karan - very good riya mei Teri help karunga

Me - thanks handsome 😜✌️

Monu - riya chappal

Me - thanks Bhai 🥲✌️)

Hamre pyaare namoone

TU CHALIYE SHURU KARTE HAIN HAMRI AJ KI KAHANI KOOOOO

( Everyone to me - haan yeh karlo phele thoda aur chilale nhi bhuta badiya tha once moreeeeeee

Me - itna acha tha kyaaa

Sab - sarcasm nhi samjh aya thuje

Me - nhi

Sab - self roast bhai

Me - all my friends are toxic.....)

Tu scene shuru hota hei

Lights

Cameraaaaa

Actionnnnnn

Sab bhut dheere baat kar rhe hote hain

Sid - guysss 3:00 baj gaye hain

Bala - bhai ji ek doubt izz romancing in my mind

Koel - arey bala woh romancing nhi roaming hota hei kya bol rha hei tu

Chitra - arey #itna kyun #daant rhe hu

Sumanji - thuje bhut bura lag rha hei uske liye kya baat heiiii 😏😏😏😏😏

Koel and Sid - kya bat heiiiii 😏😏😏

Sumanji - ilu ilu ilu chal rha hei 😏😏

Sab - 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Arey ye do tamatar kon hei re baba

Premji - thume pata mere ma ke poot serial no 113474848......

Bala - abhi nhi plzzz not now I'm really not in the mood to deal with this nonsense show of urs which has no base no logic it's just to illogical i mean common how can u make a show with out even knowing the person exists in real life I mean the whole story u tell us about sirji and Dr madam I'm surprised u have such powers i mean not starting anything mythological and astrological butttt...........

Bhai everyone in shock hu kya rha hei yahan pe

Premji - 🥲✌️

Sumanji - hei bhagwannnn mata ji kya hu gaya mere bala ko mata Chad gayi abhi utar ti hun

Chitra - (full on impressed bhaii ) 😏✌️ dangggg #that was so #hot

Koel - TU ENGLISH BOL SAKTA HEI ☠️

Sid - woh tu behosh hi hu gya ☠️

Rip siddhart u will never be missed

(Sid - riya chappal

Me - bhai Sanju

Sid - bhen mafi

Me - it's ok Bhai galtiyan har kisi se hoti hein )

Bala - i can speak English folksss

Sab - howwwwww

Bala - i just know it 😏✌️

Sid - chalo yeh tu thik hei par abhi 3:00 am baj rhe hain kyun na ham BLOODY MARY CHALANGE KAREN

Koel - pagal hu gaya hei kya isliye itni raat ko bulaya

Sid - haan brooooo

Sumanji - sumanji puch rhi hei idea kiska tha

Bala and Sid - the great ogss kaa yanki us 😎

Koel - dono ke dono pagal hei tum dono ko monu hu sambhal sakti hei

Chitra - #monu se yaad aya #monu kahan hei

Sid - pani bharne gayi hei abhi ati hi hogi fir sab sath mei milke challenge karenge yipeee

Koel - kis pagal khane mei aagayi mei

Bala - arey koel madam chill Karo naaa let go with the flowww ( fir woh Hrithik Roshan ka famous step karne lagta hei tring tring )

( Me joining to with Bala and vibing)

Sab bala ki taraf ghur ghur kar dekh rhe the

Sid - okh....... Karte hain na chalooo plzz guysss maze karte hain

Koel - fineeee itna bol rhe tu okh

Chitra - #no #nonononono #never in a million years #kabhi nhi #never have i ever #kg3

Sab usko taraf ghurne lag gaye

Bala - chappal sungao koi ise

Premji - hamare show ma ke poot serial mei ep no 137484747 mei bhi ...

Sumanji - haan esi horror game kheli thi

Koel - lo shuru hu gaye maa ke poot fandom ke ghadee

Sid - yaar karnaa hei ki nhi time nikal jayega

Koel - fine fine karte hain uth tu gaye hi hain 6 baje bhi uthana padtha abhi uth gaye

Bala aur sud uski taraf ese dekhte ki kya unki yehi izAt hei

Me - izzat honi bhi chaiye

Bala and Sid - riyaaaaaaa

Back to the storyyy

Sid - hame ek candel , ek knife , ek mirror , aur ek dark room ek white t shirt

Sumanji - sumanji puchna cha rhi hei baki samagri tu thik hei t shirt kyun woh bhi white

Sid - pehele tu what is Samegari ( full on American accent mei )

Koel - it is not Samegari (uski nakal utar te hue ) it's samagri meaning items

Sid - 🙄🙄 thank u teacher koel

Sumanji - mere sawal ka jawab

Sid - Aeeeeee racist hu app jo dark skin log hein unka kya

Sab 🤦

Chitra - not #sawlaa #sawal meaning question

Sid - oh ok fir countinue

Sumanji - mere prasahan ka utar

Sid - ek min utar meaning north

Sab - siddddddddddd shut up 🤦

Bala - mei bolta hun kyunki hame proof chaiye

Sumanji - kesa proof

Sid - achaa abh samjhaaa

Dono sumanji ke pas jaye hain aur unke kaan mei bole

Bala and Sid - KHOONNNN KE LIYE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sumanji - HEII BHAGWANNNN

Bala and Sid - hahahahaa

Premji - kitne nirdayi hu tum dono balk agar is pran ke sath kiski vyakti ko pareshaan karna Katye hi bhetak kary nhi hei

(Kis kis ke pale nhi pada yeh batao 🤣)

Sid - what

Koel - the

Bala - f..........crap

Chitra - he...... Ek min kya

Sid koel dono ki taraf dekh ke bala ki taraf dekhte hein

Koel - Bala thuje kese pta yeh sab

Sid - haan even i want to know

Sumanji - kya hu rha hei mhuje kuch samjh nhi aa rha

Premji - hame bhi samjhaiye

Koel - ek min idhar aao

Woh un dono ko leke ek kone mei chali jati hei

Awkward silence

Sumanji - HEI BHAGWAN BALA KESI KESI BAATE SHIK RHA HEI TU KAHAN SE DEKHA YEH SABH

Chitra - #clam down sumaji

Sumaji - nhi kesi baate kar rha hei

Bala aur koel aur Sid shock

Bala - esa kya boldiya age hei meri ye sabh Jane ki

(Bala -Is riya ko hi dekhlo Bhai kya kamini aur harami hei

Me - I'm very innocent kyun dosto

Koel and Sid - hehehe ....😀😃😁😆😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Joke of the year hu gaya bhai

Me - yaar Mera dimag gatar nhi hei 🥲🥲🥲

Koel Bala and Sid - ha ha sure sure
Tu aage bad

Me - THIS IS NOT FAIR MEI BHAI KO BOLONGI

them - ja bol

Me - achaa thik hei challange tumhari Lanka mei Humana bankar Lanka lagungi mei 😒

Them - dekhlenge 🙄)

Sid - AA bas bas bhut hugayi is bare mei conversation abhi karen challange 3:15 am hu gaye hain bhaiii chalooo naaa 3:30 am Tak uski mu dikhai karni hei

Bala - haan haan

Sab - okh okh

Tabhi wahan monu Ane wali hoti

Monu - sorry guyss thoda....

Par woh use sunte nhi sari ligth dim

Monu - sheshh yaar abh flash light on karni padegi

Monu flash on karti hai scene dekhe shock par tabhi use ek mast idea ata hei

Monu - hmmm chalo dare ko aur darraee hehheheheheheeh

Woh haste we chali jati hei aur wapis scene pe focus karte hai tu abh .........

Sabh ready hoke apne hath mei candle lelethe hain aur use ek sath jalate hain aur ek dark room ( drills area) mei mirror hei uske samne jate hain

Sid - bloody Mary

Bala - bloody Mary

Chitra - #bloody Mary

Sab uski taraf ghurke dekhte hain

Chitra - #sorry

Koel - kya bakwas hei esa kuch nhi hota hei time barbad kar rhe hu dono

Sid - arey koel broo just chillax chillax just chillaxxxxxx

Phela attempt fail hu jata hei dusra attempt

Sid - bloody Mary

Bala - bloody Mary

Sid - bloody Mary

Bala and Sid - bloody Mary i have ur child

Sid - u hear me

Koel - kya bakwas hei yaar

Sumanji - mhuje tu dar lag rha hei

Premji - hame bhi bhai

Sab unki taraf dekte hain

Sid - wow premji simple Hindi but let's concentrate now

Chitra - now we wait

Sid - ek aur shock hastag queen ne with out hastag sentence bola

Sumanji - haan mene bhi dekha isne bina # bole sentence bola aur sahi bilkul meri tarah

Sid - ANOTHER shockkkk bhagwannnn yeh bhiiiiii sumanji neee bhiii with out apna nam liye sentence bolaaaaaaa

Bala - another shock sidddddd apne bhi broo nhi bolaaaaaaaaaaa

Sid - tuneeee bhiiii

Bala and Sid - THE GAME IS WORKING

koel - academy hei ya pagal kahana bhai sahi bolte hain sabh namone hein yahan

Tabhi wahan khadka hota hei

Sid - yaar mene tu suna tha bhoot kuch nhi hota

Bala - haan bhai ji

Sumanji- jai hanuman gayan kur Sagar Jai kapish hariyo Guru Jagger ramdoot ek bar dhama Anjani putra Pavan sut nama ram veer Vikram Bajrangi kumati niwas sumati ke sangi

Koel - bhoot whoot kuch nhi hota sabh hamara vhem hei

Premji - thuj Kanya ko kya pta ki in Vishal papi asurun se humne unke dhaant khate kiye hain yeh tu kuch bhi nhi jese ki maa ke pooth ke serial mei humne ep no 1074948474947 mei .......

Sumanji - haan jese ep no 1074948474947 mei ek dusth papi chudali aja tu hei aur sabko kach kachak sidhaa uparrrrr bhagwannnn unki atama ko shaanti Dee

Rip logic

Sid / bala - OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO
HAMEEE KOI BACHAOOOOOO

koel - haan pagal khana hi hei karan bhai sahi khete hain namone nhi dafar hei dafar

Bala - AYEEEE bird madammmmm kuch bhi karne likin merko gawar nhi bolne ka

chitra - haan #unkinezzati ju hu jayegi

Sid - AYEEE HASTAGGG QUEEN kuch bhi karne kaaa mere bhai ko satayne ka nhiii

Koel - satayne layak hona bhi chaiye na gawar ko kon sataye

Sid - AYEEEE CHIPIKALII GAWAR KISE BOLI HAAN HMMM

Koel - TEREKO SAAND

Sid - naa woh tu Tera hei

Koel - (blushing) hannnnnnn

Sid and bala - blushing blushing haaa hmmmm

(Ek dum se wakt badaldiye jazbaat badal diye zindagi badal diii👀 )

Sumanji - haan Lulu puchu bhi karlo nhi nhi karlo hum tu yahan bhete hain na tumhara show dekhne first nigth first show

Chitra - show tu subhe se shuru hote hain ap kiski baat kar rhe hu

Sumanji - picture ki baat nhi kar rhi mei ghadi

Blush karke marne wali hoti hei

( Pyarri samjh GAYIIIIII 😌😏😗)

Par tabhi piche se ek aur baar awaaz ayi

Eehahahahahah ehahahahahah

Sabh apni ankhen chaaron dikha mei ghumate hain aur ek awaz ati hei

Ehhahahahahaha ehahahahahah

Sabh apne dayen bayen dekhte hain ki wo awaz woh bache ki awaj aa Khan se rhi thi

Fir ek awaj ati hei

Cannn u seeeeee meeeeee

Cannnnn u finddddd meeee

I just want my mommyyyyyyy

Suddenly rone lagti hei

Sabh ko Darna lagan shuru hu jata hei ki yeh hu kya rha hei

Hellooooooooo

Is baar Sab dhayan se us awaj ko pechan ki kosish kar rhe the hain

Sid - yeh voice tho

Koel - kisi bache ki hei aur woh bhi ladki ki

Bala - mummy bachaoo mei aj ek baad kabhi jhut nhi bolonnga plzz mhuje Ghar le chalooo

Koel - Rona band kar bala sabh ko aur mat Dara

Bala - mene tu phle hi din kha tha yeh academy bhootiya hei koi meri sunta hi nhi

( Chote hone ka dhuk bala ji brooo I'm your catagory let's cry together

Me and bala - hamare sath hi esa kyunnnnn hota heiiii ham chooitin ki koi izzat kyun nhi kartaaaaa mere bhagwan

Koel - zayada drame na karo

Me - koel zayda mat bol kahi faizi ke screw kisi aur se ladwadiye tu thu gayi 👀😎

Koel - mei tu mazak kar rhi thi meri pyaar riyaaa 😗🥲

Me - good 😎😎😎)

Sumanji - mhuje bhut dar lag rha hei

Chitra- #mhuje bhiii #ghost #plzz leave me inko lejao in sabh ki tu age bhi hu gayi hei I'm still #young and #beautiful tu #plz accept my #request

Sabh uski taraf ghur ke dekhte hain jese bhut bada paap kar diya hu ladki ne

( Paap kya Kiya sahi tu boli woh sabki ahe hu gayi hei abh retirement ka time aagaya hei

Sab - riyaaaaaa shut upppppppppl

Me - #sorrynotsorry )

tabhi kuch esa hota hei jise dharti hilne lagti hei ligth on of on of hoti hei log hunman chalisa padh rhe hote hain

Tabhi Piche se bhoot ata hei

Jai hunamn gyaan kur Sagar

Bhoot - i can seee uuuuu ehehehehehahahaha

Sabh - arey mummmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bachooooooooooooooooooo

Jai kapish hariyo Guru Jagger

Bhoot - let's have some fun tonight hahahaha

Sab - nhiiiiiiiiii meri izzaatttttt

( Double dimag Wale hain double dimag Wale hi rhenge kute )

Ram doot arit hridata

Bhoot - do u wanna play hide and seek heheheheheh

Sab - nhi khelna aa mhuje Jane de meri ammaaaaa

Anjan putr Pavan sutnama

Bhoot - get readyyy childern I'm here to take my babyyyyyyy

Sid bala - BLOODYYY MARYYYYYY

baki sabh - kyaaaaa

Sid and bala -SAALONNN BHOOTTTTTTTTTTT

ek dum se piche se full speed mei ek aurat ati Heiii

monu - BHOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Sab - AREY MUMMYYYYYYYY

Sabh drill ke instruments ke piche chup jate hain

Sid - soja soja bura sapnaaa hei

Bala- mere pas tera bacha nhi hei meri maaa tu jaaa

Sumanji - i love u rajeshjiii bachi tu basen ke laddu bana dena

Koel - mera beta nikhil bin maa ka bacha hu jayega mera pati vidvaah hu jayega tu bhi ek maa dar ko samjh

Chitra - #plzz leave me #i m too young to die #rip chitra

Premji - mei acha nagrik khelaya mene apne maa ke poot serial ka nam Roshan kiya jai maa bhwaniiiii

( Sahi mei academy nhi pagal khana hi hei )

Ek dum se ek hasi ayii sabh uthe

Sabh - bhagwan mhuje bachaloooooo

woh firse hasne lagta hei bolta hei

Mei aur koi nhi thumhari dost monuuuu hunnnnnnn

Sabh - BE KYAAAAAAAAAA

Monu apna mu dikhatati hei uski shakal bhootni se kam nhi hei par India hei chalta heii

( Karan - hahahaa hahaha bhai kya sach boli tu

Me - ikr bhaiii faizi bhai bhu isi catagory mei hain

Karan - hahahah sataye vachaaannnn bhen

Monu - bhut zyada sataya vachan nhi bol Liye tum dono ne hmmmm hath mei belana

Me -kripya dhyana de mei sabhi readers ko suchit ya batati hun ki jinko belan ka matalab nhi pta use rolling pin khete hain agar woh bhi nhi pta tu dub mariye aur abhi mere bhagne ka wakt aagaya hei dhanyawad deri ke liye maffi chati hun

Karan - kya railway station announcement kar rhi hei bhaggg warna teri bhabhi hun dono ko roti ki tarah Bel degi aur sek degi chal jaldi

Monu -bhagte kahan hu ruko ruko na tum dono ki itni himmat abhi dikhati hun

Monu ne apni branded heels jo ki Zara ki thi woh uthai aur dono ko head shot mar diya

Agle din

Riya aur karan dono Zara ki heels ka mark leke ghum rhe the

Abh asuwidha ke liye khed heii dhanyawad yatriyon )

Abh sabh ke andar ki ata jag gayi thi koel ne chappal

( Me - di heels kyun nhi

Koel - kyunki chappal zayada Nishan chod to hei woh bhi Gaal pe free ka red mil jata hei

Me - bhagwaan bachaye faizi bhai ko

Koel - kya boli kuch bhi nhi heheh)
, sumanji ne liya Pani nikalne wali chiz jise sari galat soch bhi saaf hu sakti hei

Sid - ganga jal phenkne wale hu kya sumanji

Sumanji - bas hu gaya mera is duniya se

Unke haath mei sabse driviya cheez yani viper

( Me - waah ap aur apka viper kitna pyaar karte hu ek dusre se

Sumanji - nhi nhi esi koi baat nhi hei agar khoon woon gir gata tu saaf bhi tu karana hei Nishan rhe jayega pagal

Me - 👀🙂 ram nam satye hei

Chitra - #sociopath

Me - 🙂👀✌️)

premji ne apna koi alag prakar ka sikha hua teakwondo

Premji - hi ha hi hoooooo bruc Lee ki jai

Bala - is game mei tu mei har hi nhi sakta

Bala apna drivya weapon yoyo nikalta hei

( Me -Ek min kya yoyo

Bala - haan yoyo

Me - lolllll achaa nice weapon bala ji bro bhut zyada lagti hei ise 👀👀)

Chitra ne boxing gloves le liyeee Sanju inspired broooooo

( Me - ladki dhakaad hei dhakkad hei ladki dhakaad hei 🤣🤣

Chitra - #lets gooo aj tu bala ko bhi mar dungi #bhut chedta hei mhuje

Me - Jai hu hastag queen kiiiii 😂)

And the ultimate weapon jiske bina har figth adhuri hei ek jhadoo joki Sid ke hath me thi woh ek din se apni gardan ko jhtkkatha hei

(Me - waah sir bhao aj pure style mei haan hmmm

Sid - bhen kabhi kabhi na dimag se gand nikalna padtha hei tu isliye bas emergency ke liye rakhta hun

Me and monu - glups hard 🙂🙂 hei bhagwan bachalo hame)

Sid - AKRMANNNNNNNN

Sabh uspe ese toot pade jese hum pizza pe toot padthe hain

(Readers - ahem ahem

Me -🙂 bye

Readers - tu rukkkkk )

Sabh use marne lagte hain Sid monu ke dimag ki sari dhool uda deta hei

Sid - haan bloody mary banegi ap daraegi sabko haan

Monu - maaf kardeee na siddddd

Sid - tu ruk tere dimag ki sari dhool rafu kar deta hun

Monu - insaan hun ya blouse kya rafu karega mhuje tu

Sid - gayi tu

Sid ne sari dhool rafu kar dei

Nextttttttttt

koel uske gaal pink kardeti hei #free blush

Koel - kal shopping pe Jana tha na saman lene us mei se blush bhi tha ek Kam karti hun permanent blush deti hun Paisa Bachega hamara

Monu - bazar se lenge mera gaal chod de yeh nhi rhenge karan kiss kiss pe karega

Koel - abhi bhi kiss ki padi hei pagal aurat

Permanent blush unlocked in the inventory

Nextttttttt

aur premji apna teakwondo kone mei kar rhe the marne ki himmat nhi hui tu dur se hi kar rhe the

Monu - arey premji bachao mhuje in dhust logon se kya kar rhe hu ap

Premji - na balkiye hum thumhe nhi bacha sakte kyunki tumne galat kiya hei putri thumhe yeh ghor apradh nhi karna chahiye tha tumne hum sabko vichlit kar diya tha mano jese savayam yamraj mharaj hamare samne prakar hu gaye hun

Sabh unki taraf dekhte hain

Koel - kahan fas gayi mei in paaglon ke bich

Sid - it's okh chipkali teri wese bhi kisi ko zarurat nhi hei tu ja so ja kal subhe jaldi uthke doodh bhi tu Pina heiiii so ja

#ouchhhhhhh

Koel uska sakti se haath madodeti hei

#go bad bitch go bad bitch go go bad bitch go bad bitch go

Sid - mera haath chud kaminiiiiiiiii
CHIPIKALII nikhil sahi kheta hei tu daayan se kam nhi hei

Koel -achaa Sanju bhi sahi kheti hei kis ghade se shaadi karli haye uski photo kismattt

Dono kute biliyon ki tarah ladna shuru kar dete hain aur busy hu gaye unhe dekhne mei

Sid - haan chal lagi tere hathon mei power nhi hei brooooo

Koel - ohh really jasie tere hathon mei hei sukhi Hadi

Sid - ayeeeeeee shukhi Hadi kese bolaaaa

Koel - mu se gawarrrr

(I'm a rider go higher u bring the heat I'ma bring the fireeeee tu chadwisss tu staisfyierrrrrrrr aa errrrrrr 😎😎😎 swegggg queeennnnn 😎)

Sabh unki ladai mei vest hu gaye itne mei ise achaa mokaa soch kar monu bhaag gayi aur dekha bhi kisne

Bala -bhai log ammm woh dekho

Koel - not the time bala a

Bala -= arey savhmeee

Sid - i love u broo but not the time

Bala - woh thik hei parrr

Sumanji - abhi nhi Bala sumanji mana kar rhi hei

Bala -par sunto loo

Chitraa - #not the time balaaa shut it

Bala - tu chup chipkali par woh

Premji - bala thodi der shaant rhene se man ko shaanti milti hei thodi der ke liye mon vart kar lo

Finally bala bol pada

Bala - AREY MERI BAAT SUNO DR MADAM BHAAG GAYI HEIIIIIIIIIII

sabh - KYAAA PHELE NHU BATA SAKTA THAAAAAA

Bala - JAB BATANE KI KOSISH KAR RHA THA TABH TU SUNA NHI

chitra - #STOP LADNA CHODO MONAMI KO DHUNDOOOOO

Sab - yeh bolna badi jaldi yaad aya. Chitra madam

Koel - arey use chodo monu ko pakdoooooooooo

Sid - moti bili , peishachani , chudali , kuti , kamini , kabab mei Hadi dyaan , rakshashi , witch , jadugarni etc etc

Sabh uski taraf ghur ke dekhte hain

Koel - hu gaya ya aur kuch bolna baki hei

Sid - nhi heheh hu gaya

Bala - wese Sid bhaiji witch and jadugarni ek hi hoti hei

Sid - bala broo words pe nhi unke emotions pe jao

Sabh expect Bala and Sid do maha anubhavon ke bagair matha sar mei phodne jate hain

Koel - hey Prabhu mhuje apne pas bulale aur torcher na sha jayega hamse

Sid and bala - brooo just chill

Koel - agar tum dono chup nhi hue tuh mei tum dono ko dho dhun gi Bina washing machine or powder ke
Apne Nakhun par fuk marte we aur unki taraf ghur ke dekhti hei 💅😏

Bala - left rigth hawa rigth

Sumanji - yeh sabh chodo aur us chudali monu ko pakdo

Monu - sumanji apne mhuje chudali bulaya 🥺🥺

Sumanji - nhi nhi monu haye mene apni bachi ko udas kar diya 🥺🥺🥺

Monu - sumanji 🥺🥺

Sumanji - monuu 🥺🥺

Monu - 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sumanji - 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Sabh apna sar diwar mei phodne chale gaye abh isko dekhe tu sachi mei chale gaye

Chitra - #ekmin monu tu yahan hei

Monu - shit bhagooooo 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Sid - ruk ruk kamini 🏃‍♂️

Sabh uske piche bhagne lagte hain 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️

Aage Aate Aate Jaate Jate

Khoye Khoye Jaage Jaage

Sid uske piche monu jake pillar ke piche chup jati hei sid ke haat mei chappal hoti hei woh use marne lagta hei monu ko wahan danda mil jata hei

(Ghabrao mat plastic ka tha shayad hehehehehe)

Use zor se sar par danda Marti hei aur Sid wahi bhehosh hu jata hei

Jai siya ram siya ram jai jai ram

Thake Thake Haare Haare

Daure Daure Sare Sare
Abh koel uske piche bhagti hei

Koel - idhar aa tu aj tu Tera muh laal kardungi mei

Monu - uski koi zaroorat nhi hei bhen blush hein mere pas sugar ka wohi bhi

( Me - di itne paise khan se laye

Monu - tere Bhai ke purse meinse le liye the

Karan - kyaaaaaa mere purse mein seee KYUNNNNNN

Me - bhai tu kya anessh ke purse meinse leti

Monu - uski ke mei se lene chiye the kamse kam kanjoos tu nhi Banta

Karan - kya boli tum aur mere purse se paise churane ki himmat kese Hui kal Milo drills ke time pe achii punishment dunga

Monu - ( wife wala glare ) kya bole

Bichara karan dar gaya

Karan - mazak mazak kar rha tha
Hei bhagwan kise shaadi karli mene

Monu - kya bole

Karan - kuch...kuch nh...hi

Monu - hmmmm good

Me - bhai yeh lo Pani shock mei se bhar aajao

Karan - breakfast mei kal chappal dene padenge thuje tab akal ayegi
Hena

Me - nhi tabh bhi nhi ati abh bolo

Karan - woh chod yeh blush kitne ka ata hei sugar ka

Me - bhaiiii apkaa Ghar ismei chaljayenga apka Ghar ismei chaljayenga

Karan - heart attack se mar gaya

Rip karan shergill u won't be missed )

Koel - naaa free ki cheez dene mei mhuje bada maza ata hei eheheheh

Monu - yeh joke tha

Koel - tha tu

Monu - i don't like jokes

Koel - i don't like uuuu

Monu and koel - hufff

Aur monu chance deke fur hu leti hei

Koel - aye aye ruk ruk

Pecche Pecche Aagee Aage

Gire Pade Bhage Bhage

Abh ayi bala ki bari

Monu - bala tu tuh mera chuta bhai yeh yaar tereko tu bachaya tha mene

Bala - naaa Dr madam aj nhi aj mere yoyo ka bhi test hu jayega ki kitna dur ja sakta hei aur kitna bada mark chid sakta hei

Monu - tu mereko kyun maar rha hei jake Sid ko maar na

Bala - point tu hei

Sid - excuse me woh hamari enemy hei bala ji brooo

Monu - mei kabhi enemy hu ho nhi sakti

Sid - kyun tune sone ke pankh laga rakhe hain jise tu angle ban jati hei

Monu - tu Jaa reeeeeeee

Itne mei Bala apna move khelta hei aur yoyo stretch karta hei aur yoyo ka print sidha koel ke muh pe

Bala - sorry brid madam

Koel - bird madam ke bacheeeeeee idhar aa tu

Me - andheraaa teraaa mene le liyaaa (tera ujda Sitara tere nam kiya Chanda mere aa mere aa Chanda mere aa mere aa Chanda mere aa mere aa meri jaan oo piyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

Everyone claps

Bala - waah kya sur the

Sid - aag laga di aag laga diii

Chirtraa - sobbing dramatically it's was just sooo good

Koel - haan yeh karlo pehele nhi nhi karlo indian idol Indian idol khelo koi Jeet Jaye tuh mhuje bol dena okh

Me - mei hi jitne wali hun meri Suri awaj

Koel - sureeee)

Rip bala

Aur isi mile ko dekhe monu wahan se bhaag jati hei

Three of them shout in frustration

MONAMIIIIIIIII U ARE SOO DEADDDD

Bhaaag Bhagam Bhaaag

Aage Aate Aate Jaate Jate

Abh ayi chitra ki bari

Chitra ne ek dum se punch marne ki kosish ki par monu ne bhu doge kardiya ek dum se fir se usne puch marne ki kosish ki fir block fir usne air kicks Mari par no use tabhi monu ne back flip marte we chitra ko jor se kuch kiya and chitra hawa mei and dono sath mei land hote hain

Monu use pakde rakhti hei

Sid phata phat refree ban jata hei

Sid - contestant going once

Going twise

Going thrice

That's it monu has won the boxing game well played chitra well played

Aur monu ka haath hawa mei utha tha hei

Monu - letsss goooo

Bala - bhagwan utha le mhuje

Koel - yeh meri line thi

Bala - #idont care

Chirta - balaa tum #meri nakal kar rhe hu

Sid - #loooolllll

Chitra - #hate u guys

Sid and bala - kisko fark padtha hei nhi hahaha

Sumanji - monu fir bhagayiii yaar

Khoye Khoye Jaage Jaage

Thake Thake Haare Haare

Sumanjiiii ne uthaya viper aurrrrrr

Unhone use zor se ghumaya monu ne bhi apni flexibility dikhayi aur bridge postion mei aagayi

(Aur jinko nhi pta bridge postion kya hei ya tu Google karlo ya YOGA karna shuru kar do dhanyawad)

Aur dhammm viper ka danda koel ke sar pe

Yehhhh kya huaaaaaa kese huaaaaaa kab huaaaaa kyun huaaaaa

( Dekh rhe hu ek ganne ke andar dusra gana level.of writing op Bhai log gaana op in chatsss)

Aur koel dham se niche

Koel - mei zinda hun ya mar gayi

Sid- nhi nark punch gayi broo

Bala - yes madam ji karan bhaji the devil will come uthao u and take u to yamarj

Chitra - #shutup bala

Sumanji - yeh sabh chodo aur monu ko pakdo har do min baad shuru hu jate hu

Daure Daure Sare Sare

Pecche Pecche Aagee Aage

Sabh abhi bhi uske piche bhaag rhe the aur sabh almost injured the

Abh ayi premji ki bari

Premji - haaiii hu haa hi hooooo

Sabh do min ke liye ruk jate hain aur dekhte hain woh kya kar rhe hain

(Guysss plzz video 3:45 se shuru karo and plz video dekhna kyunki premji ka action aur baki sabka reaction video pe based hei 😌😌
Thank u and sorry for the inconveniences🙏☺️)

Everyone - wowwwwwwwwwwwww

Sid - I'm a fan of u premjiiii

Bala - I'm also gonna be a dragon warrior

Monu - danggggg premjiiiiiiii

Chitra - #what movesss she sho sheeeee

Premji - arey arey mei itna bhi khas nhi

Sumanji - tum sabh kya tarif kar rhe hu uski jao Jake monu ko pakdo phele

Premji - haan mere ma ke poot serial mei bhiiiiiii.......

Sumanji premji ko yeettttt kar deti hei

Yeettttt guysssss

Gire Pade Bhage Bhage

Bhaaag Bhagam Bhaaag

bh sabh ek dusre ke piche bhag rhe the ek dusre ko kut rhe the woh bhi zor zor se

Monu - uthale in zaalim login ko dekh kya haal kar rhe teri beti ka kuch kar bhagwan warna Mera wala bina shaadi ke vidva hu jayega

Bhagwan - karan ki kisko padi hei Kane de nexttttt

(Me - bhagwan mereko passss karadeeeeee

Bhagwan- paper kisne diye mene ya tune

Me - mene

Bhagwan - tu jo tune gud gobar kiya usmei mei kya kar sakta hun

Me - ouch bhagwan mean af

Bhagwan - ayeeeee no gaali

Me - kya karega be tuuuu mei tu pass hu gayi tu sun **************censored **********

Bhagwan - mera sharp hei tu pass na hu

Me - paper kisne diye mene ya apne

Bhagwan - tune

Me - tu mei pass hu jaungi padke gayi thi kya kuch bhi

Bhagwan - ouch broo hurts af

Me - abh gaali kon de rha hei 😎

Bhagwan left the chat ✌️)

Tabhi monu unse pucha chudati hei

Aur wahan se aajata hei karan aur uska sand aur uski boxer

Karan corridor se aarha hota hei

Monu bhagtwe corridor mei ja rhi hoti hei

La la la lalala la la laaaaaaaa lalalaalala lalala

Dono pas ate hain

Aur pas ate hain

Aur pad ate hain

AURRRRR pas ate hain

(Both - abh kya andar ghusaye gi dono ko ek dusre mei

Me - bhai uk na yeh bhut galat meaning nikalta hei like ek dusre ke anadar

Both - ewwww yuck yuck no no

Me - matlab ap dono nhi karoge
Bas milgaye mhuje mere chutku bhatija ya bhatiji

Monu - kya kuch bhi bol rhi chup badhon ke samne esi baaten nhi karte

Me - haan haan ja rhi hun ap karlo. 😏😏

Both - riya shut up

Me - blushing blushing 😌😌

Both - riyaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Let me tell u smh

Monu ke baal abhi aage hi the aur usne white dress pheni thi

Lalalalalalalaa alalalalalalalaala
Lalalalalalala lalalalala lalala

Karan - (gaana hun gunate hue ) la..lalalalaa...lalalalala..lalaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AREY BHAAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tu hua yeh tha dono aa rhe the pas mei ghunchakron par hua kya hamare sabji monu ke kahayalon mei the aur monu aa rhi thi par woh chudail version thi tu thoda upar niche hu gaya mamlaaaa

Sanju tu statue hu gayi

Aur apne faizi Miya me india hu gaye

Itne mei puri sena wahan aa jati hei

Sid - thank u sir is moti billi ko pakad liya apne

Karan - moti billi....ek.min yani ki yeh monu hei OMG arey chodo use

Monu ki halat chudalion se bhi batar hu gayi thi

Karan ,- (gusse mei ) yeh kya laga rkha hei sabke sab namone hu ase kon karta hei and monami

Monu - shit full name kardiya lag gayi wat .

Karan - you being my best cadet this kind of behaviour was not expected from you highly dissapointed

Sabh sunke dar gaye Bhai itna gussa kon karta hei

( Karan - ahem ahem

Me - ofc ap )

Monu - I'm sorry sir

Karan - everyone in the drill area now

Teeno trainer drill area ki haalt dekhke shock

Sanju - yahan koi bawandar ayo tho

Faizi ,- bawandar kya tsunami ayi hugi kyunki hamare pass ek jiti jagti Tsunami hei

Sabh uski taraf ese dekhte hain jese faizi me Guna kar diya hu

( Me - Guna hi tha itna bakwass joke come on yaar hasi bhi nhi ayi

Faizi - achaa ji script tu likh rhi na

Me - dialogue ap bol rhe na tu galti apki hui

Faizi - yeh sahi hei artist ki koi izzat hi nhi

Me - phele writer ki ban jaye fir ap lelena apni izzat )

Karan - shut up sanddd

Sabh - hasne lagte hain zor zor seee

Faizi Miya embarrassed hu gaye koel ke samne bhai impression jo bigad gaya #sadlife

( Me - haan faizi miyaa izzat ka kya hua fhus hu gayi

Faizi - thuje tu mei baad mei dekhta hun sa...

Me - oh oh gaal nhi karni jiiii gaal nhi karni

Everyone - Tung lakha lakh huyeeee Tung lakh lakhhhh )

Karan - i mean faizi

Karan ,- and u All itni subha kar kya rhe the woh bhi Friday nigth sat ko drills hote hein pta hei na

Bala - sirji me will explain you what is happening here

Karan - achaa apni tuti phuti English se Karoge explain hmmm

Sid - sir let me do the honours cause Sid g is the best

Sanju - rehnede chrikut kahi teri bu izzat na udd jaye sirji haaton

Koel - sir let me explain

Faizi - koi zaroorat nhi hei tumhari kal ki punishment abhi baki hei

Koel - konsi punishment sir

Faizi - raat wali abh explain karne mat bolna tumhare gaal lal hu jayege 😉

Koel - blushing shuru

Monu - (mumbling) kya baat hei ek yeh dono hei jo kabhi bhi shuru hu jate hain aur ek mera hei punishment dene ke alawa koi kam nhi ata

Karan - kya ghusr phusr chal rhi hei haan

man me

aj sare badle nikalunga bada chipk rhi thi na us Aneesh ke sath parso abh dikhata hun apna jalwa

Monu - ik tum kya karne ki kosish kar rhe hu but it won't work i won't let it just wait and watch what i do

Monu - kuch nhi sir bad yehi soch rhi thi ki jo hum sabne kiya woh Galat kiya ap jo saza deni hei de sakte hain

Sabh shock mei kyunki monu ne karan ki baat man li yaar taliyaannnn

Man mei

Karan - hmmm kuch tu gad bad hei itni jaldi man kese gayi yeh ladki kuch tu gadbad hei

Monu - sochte rahu janab par kuch nhi sujhega ik tum Aneesh wali baat par gussa hu isliye mei bhi man rhi thumhari baat

( Guys next is ka hint huga yeh shayad not confirmed 👍)

Karan - hmmmmm so monami Mahajan explain me what was the situations

Man mei

Monu - abh kya karun mhuje tu prio baat bhi nhi pata koi kahani suna deti hun kya hi pata chalega

Fingers cross kar li gayi

Aur karan ki pta bhi chal gayi

Monu - tu hua yeh ki mei aa rhi thi inko dekha ki yeh log kuch blanket ke niche kuch kar rhe the mei apne Dorm se ayi aur dekha yeh log candle liye khade hain mei shock mei thi ki yeh log mirror ke samne the aur kuch kr rhe the itne mei mene yeh plan bayaa ki nhi darungi

Sabh confused hu gaye ki yeh boli kya

Par karna Miya is very Smart

Karan - monami Mahajan apko abhi isi wakt apko puri academy ke liye kahan bana padega

Sabh - kyaaaaaa

Monu - KYAAAAA
Mene kya Kiya

Karan - jhut tumne jhut bola

Palatan confused hu gayi sochne lagi ladki ne sach hi tu bola tha

Par fir ekdum se

Karan - aur tum sabh puri academy ko saf karoge basement se lakar tarce tak ground and swimming pool bhi everything by the drills time nhi kiya tu aur bhi badi punishment mil sakti hei remember that

Aur woh wahan se chala jataa hei

Sanju - arey Rey chalo usi bhano academy saf hu jayegi Paisa bachego academy ka

Aur chali jati hei

Faizi - arey Rey monami tsunami ap kahan banayegi plzz kahne ko edible banana naki non edible kyunki last time thumhare gajar ke halwe ne sabki sahkal gajar jesi kar di thi (red )

Monu - use huse se dekhti hei

Monu - hei bhagwannnn kya Galat kam kiye the mene Jo ase dost mile

Koel - saali Teri wajah se fase hein hum sabh

Sid - aur nhi tu kya ayi badi moti billi

Monu - teri tu

Dono kutte billi ki tarah ladne Lage

Karan - ahem ahem

Dono - margaye

Karan - tum dono abh sabke rooms bhi saaf karoge starting with mine

Dono - NHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Karan - haan sabh kam complete hu Jane chaiye got it everyone

Sabh - hum tu acha fase

Karan - haste we kheta hei aur karo bloody mary challenge

Sabh - AJ KE BAAD NAM BHI NHI LENGE ESI BAKWAAS GAME KAA

Karan wahan se haste we chala jata ahein

Sabh - MONUUUUU HUM THUJE CHHODENGE NHIIIIIII

monu - mei khud fasi hun na rehem karo mhujpe 🥲

Sabh - BHAGWAN EK TU HI MERA SAHAARA HEI

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On this prayer to God note pe is os ko yahan khatam karte hain

I hope u guys enjoyed

Pasand aye tu like karo share karo follow Karo vote karo aur comments bhar bhar ke karo aur sabse zyada tu pyaar do

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