Chapter Fourteen:
The Threesome In The Library
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"

Guys, I need your help." Sydney said quietly, fear clear in her eyes.

Stanley hummed, nodding his head and crossing his arms. "Hm. Okay. So you're talking to us now?"

"Listen!" Sydney persisted.

"What's the problem, my dear Sydney?" Primrose asked gently, her eyes softening at the sight of her friend.

"Oh, wow, interesting. You want us to listen." Stanley continued. He'd much rather be in the gym, trying to solve the rubik's cube with Primrose right now.

"Stan, seriously! You both need to shut up and follow me right now." Sydney grabbed Stanley's arm and pulled him along. Stanley let out a surprised yelp, reaching back and grabbing Primrose's arm and pulling her along with the two.

Primrose stumbled behind them, nearly dropping her second favorite coin. Luckily, she stuffed it safely into her pocket.

Sydney let go of Stanley's hand as she pushed open the doors to the library. Primrose knitted her eyebrows together as her gaze fell on the books and shelves, tossed around the library carelessly.

"Woah.." Primrose mumbled, blinking slowly as she looked up at Stanley.

"Holy shit." Stan nodded to himself, looking at the destroyed library. "Wow.. What the hell happened?"

"I don't wanna talk about it." Sydney said coldly, crossing her arms in annoyance.

"Why not?" Stanley asked, looking down at the shorter girl.

"Because I don't! Okay?" Sydney kept her eyes trained on the hundreds, maybe thousands, of books that littered the floor.

Stanley slipped his hand from Primrose's as he stepped into the center of the mess. Primrose leaned down and began picking the books up and putting them into a neat pile, divided by color.

"So are you gonna help me or not?" Sydney pressed, furrowing her eyebrows as she watched Primrose hum a Bon Jovi song to herself.

"Well.. we'd need a carpenter or a miracle." Stanley said, trying to bite down the smile as he watched Primrose carefully arrange the books around her.

"I don't care about fixing it." Sydney huffed, raising her hand and pointing at the camera in the corner of the room. "I care about that."

"You're tellin' me.. we need that footage?"

"Yeah."

"That's in Dawson's office." Stanley continued.

"Yeah."

"Yeah.. That might be a problem.." Primrose hummed. "Woah.. we're halfway there.. No, we're not. I've only gotten ten books-"

"How much detention do you think they'dt give us for breaking into the principal's office?" Stanley asked.

"I.." Primrose sighed, gripping the fabric of her skirt. "I don't wanna see Jenny again."

"You won't, Prim. Because it doesn't matter, because we won't get caught." Sydney explained. "Prim, can you get me a piece of paper?"

"Of course, my dear Sydney." Primrose smiled, standing from the carpet and hopping over the pile of purple books, "I'll be right back."

Stanley watched as she skipped away.  "Wow.."

Sydney knitted her eyebrows together, turning her body as she looked at him. She rose her eyebrows, waiting for an answer to her silent question.

Stanley grinned, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he folded his hands behind his back. "I asked her to homecoming."

Sydney's eyes widened as she leaned forward, "Holy shit. What?"

He nodded excitedly, "Yea-Yeah, and-and she said yes."

Stanley could barely keep his smile from overtaking his body as he laughed excitedly.

"Wow- I- Stan.. That's great!" Sydney stammered out, blinking rapidly.

"I got the paper, and I even drew a nifty little map with this pretty blue pen." Primrose grinned, holding up the two items in her hand. "See?"

Stanley grinned, his eyes warming at the sight of her as she walked forward and placed both items on the table. Stanley, seeing her struggle, helped her get onto the table.

"Thank you, my handsome Stanley." Primrose grinned, crossing her legs as she handed Sydney the pen after she had gotten onto the table as well.

"Okay, so the security recordings are in the principal's office here." Stanley said, pointing to the principle office on the map after he had gotten onto the table too. "Ugh, but it's gotta be locked."

"I can deal with that!" Primrose grinned, reaching into her hair. Her smile fell when she realized she hadn't worn any hairclips or bobbie pins that day. "Oh.. nevermind."

"And Whitaker's probably the only one with a key, so that's-"

"No, the janitors gotta have one." Sydney interrupted his sentence.

"Okay, okay.." Stanley nodded quickly, his tone rising with excitement. "Uh.. Just spitballing ideas here.. but m-maybe one of you can distract the janitor while the other steals his keys?"

"We need someone who has... boobs." Sydney nodded. Stanley slowly turned his head to look at Primrose, who sat dreamily flipping her coin. Stanley glanced at Sydney, pointing to Primrose with his eyes.

"Not gonna happen, my handsome Stanley." Primrose sighed, not taking her eyes off of the coin. "My boobs are for my eyes, and my eyes only."

"And Stanley's, apparently." Sydney joked, causing Primrose to freeze and the coin to clatter onto the table.

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"You guys had a threesome.. In the library?" Dina said slowly, crossing her arms. "No way."

"It's true." Sydney said, nodding her head and pursing her lips.

"Seriously?" Dina continued, raising her eyebrows.

"Y-yeah, yes. it was wow. Primrose was.. she was just great." Stanley awkwardly cleared his throat, looking down at his shoes.

Primrose's face reddened as her palms became sweaty. Dina scanned their faces, shock evident on her face. "Uh, y-yeah. Okay, sure."

Sydney let out a breath of relief as she subtly rolled her head back. Dina peeled off the pink sweatshirt she wore and tossed it to Sydney. "Okay, I got this."

"Prim, you wanna help me get stage two of our plan?" Primrose nodded excitedly, slipping her hand around his wrist and pulling him down the hallway.

"Our ecosphere is beautiful." Primrose hummed, "I even saw two microorganisms! I named one, so you can name the other. I named mine Popsicle."

Stanley smiled, his cheeks flushing as she pulled him into the cafeteria. "I'll name mine.. Fudgesicle."

"Trees are beautiful, aren't they?" Primrose hummed, standing on her tippy toes to pick the burritos from the fridge. "They're like.. graceful giants. They've been here since the beginning of time, before us, before humanity even existed. They'll be here long after our bodies have gone into the dirt, mixing with the wind as time constantly on.. and they'll be here until the end of time.. I just think that that's so.. tragically beautiful. It's fitting, isn't it? The trees, nature itself, really, being the last inhabitants of Earth.. before everything goes dark.. and our world is no more."

Stanley watched her in awe as he blinked slowly, "Deep."

"If you could be any tree in the world, what kind of tree would you be?" Primrose asked, ignoring his expression. "I think you'd be a Redwood tree or an Angel Oak. and I think I'd be a Wisteria tree.. or a Rainbow Eucalyptus-"

Stanley chuckled, taking two of the burritos from her hands. "You'd be a Cherry Blossom tree."

"Because of my hair?" She asked, gesturing to her red tinted hair.

Stanley shook his head, "No.. because they're the prettiest.. To me."

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"The plan.. the plan is quite simple. First, we distract Whitaker.. with burritos." Stanley said, gesturing to the four burritos they held. "We're gonna put these in the microwave and blast these bad boys up on high, and then boom-"

"Just like what the Florben's will do to us after the Glorbanog's eat us alive. The Florben's are the new species of aliens, they're 'superior' to the Glorbanogs. The Florben's are gonna explode Earth." Primrose hummed, "Tails."

"Whitaker will hear the sound, hopefully of the burritos and not of the Earth exploding, and he'll come running." Stanley continued. "When he takes off from the teachers' lounge,  the coast'll be clear straight through to the principal's office. Then, we make our move."

"And get our.. our sex.. tape.. our sex tape." Primrose said slowly, almost letting the actual reason slip.

"Syd, you're the key man, key lady.."

"Wait, why am I the key lady?" Primrose scrunched up her nose.

"Because you're good with your hands."

"Ew." Sydney grimaced, shaking her head.

"Dina, you're lookout, you keep eyes on Whitaker."

"Okay." Dina nodded, pulling her pink sweatshirt over her head again.

"The burrito bomb should keep him busy for a while..The man cannof resist a fire extinguisher, which will give us the time we need to get in." Stanley said, "Last time I set one off, my whole house smelled like bean farts."

Dina snickered, covering her mouth. "Gross."

"Anything goes wrong, Dina, you signal us, and everyone, take cover."

"That is literally the worst idea I've ever heard."

"It's fair. It's totally fair... Can you think of a better one?" Stanley countered, pointing at her with the burrito.

"This is gonna go amazingly well." Primrose sighed, "Because we have the power of Lady Tyche and Aphrodite on our side.. the others will help, too, I'm sure, but Aphrodite and I have a connection."

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{ A/n: i mean,,,, anyways i have an apply fic coming up!! yay :) also! i hope the tree thing made sense }

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