chapter 8. - the competition.
2 0 2 0

▂

WHEN YOU OPENED TWITTER, the last thing you'd expect was to see that you had gotten quackity trending.

TWITTER
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━
#WHATWILLQUACKITYCHOOSE
└➤ fans of the youtubers / twitch streamers, quackity and daiisy, have been going crazy after daiisy had announced her appearance on the dating show LOVE OR HOST. picking sides, they have been torn between whether quackity will choose love or host.

#QUACKITYWILLCHOOSELOVE
└➤ fans have decided that quackity will choose love on the dating show LOVE OR HOST ft. daiisy.

#QUACKITYMIGHTCHOOSEHOST
└➤ fans have guessed that quackity might choose host on the dating show LOVE OR HOST ft. daiisy.
━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

you quickly opened up discord on your pc and called quackity.

"hola, hermosa!"

you were nearly bouncing up and down. this was one of the first times you've ever gotten on trending—sure, it was mainly just quackity, but you were still excited about it. "quackity, check twitter!"

"oh, no," he breathed. "this is not gonna be a good thing, is it?"

"no, no! trust me, i think it's pretty cool."

patiently waiting for him for a few good seconds, a smile appeared on your face when you heard him gasp.

"WE'RE TRENDING? THREE DIFFERENT TIMES TOO. HOLY SHIT, AND IT'S NOT EVEN FOR A BAD THING—OH, THAT'S POGGERS!"

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

"now let's meet our competitors," austin announced, each of them greeting the audience as their names were called. "dreamwastaken, sapnap, georgenotfound, nihachu, justaminx, wilbur soot, technoblade—"

his monotone voice interrupted him, "subscribe to technoblade."

"and lastly, eret, badboyhalo, and quackity!"

"AY, Y/N LOVES ME," quackity told them all as soon as he was unmuted, causing you to chuckle, "IMMA WIN THIS SHIT, MAN."

"i've known her the longest her the longest," said dream, "she clearly loves me—"

sapnap cut him off, "y/n can't resist my charms."

"oh, trust me, sap. that's one of the easiest things i'm able to do in life."

wilbur's eyes widened for effect. "seven minutes in and it's already chaos…"

"hi, y/n!" niki smiled sweetly at you.

"hi, niki!"

"stop, stop!" austin said. "why don't we introduce ourselves first? y/n, go ahead." all of them went quiet, having full attention on you.

it was expected that you were going to be put on the spot like that, and you did prepare as to what you were going to say, but as things never go as you planned, you fumbled, a sudden wave of nervousness flooded over you.

"uh…" you shot a quick glance at quackity on the screen, his bright smile somehow relaxing you in an instant, "well, i'm y/n, i guess you already know that. i've been alive on this planet for nineteen years and this is my first ever love or host. i stream stuff… and i really hate the fact that mosquitoes exist like, what're they even on this planet for, they literally do no fucking good?" you slammed your hand on your desk for the effect, seeing your somewhat fake anger, laughter erupted from everyone.

"love the enthusiasm, y/n," austin said, then told dream to go next.

"who doesn't know me? i'm dream, and i'm awesome."

you roll your eyes at that. "why are you even here?"

"to win you over, of course!"

next was sapnap. "sapnap here, and uh…"

"hey, austin? is there any way i can eliminate someone right this instant?" you joked.

"WAIT," sapnap stopped you, "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING YET!"

"i'm george or gogy and y/n loves me," george said, smiling his sweet smile at the webcam before sapnap had the chance to say anything else.

"gogy, i do love you."

"aw, i love you too, y/n."

"GEORGE, WHY DO YOU NEVER SAY 'I LOVE YOU' TO ME?" the person yelled, blowing out your eardrums—you already knowing it was dream.

"because you're annoying, dream!"

"hello!" niki waved. "i'm niki also known as nihachu, i stream and… well, i heard y/n was an amazing person so i'm here to win her heart."

"i'm sold. niki, marry me."

"next is justaminx," said austin.

"yeah, i'm minx and i think y/n and i would look sexy together." she winked at you.

you hid your face playing along. "i'm—"

"wilbur, i see you've met only just met y/n recently."

"yes, i have." wilbur nodded. "i'm here to win y/n over before jared does."

"who the fuck is jared?" minx questioned.

"my arch nemesis."

"subscribe to technoblade," technoblade phrased, "i'm here for the clout."

"okay, eret, why don't you introduce yourself, please?"

"hello, i'm eret," he said, his voice kind of surprising you a little. "i've never talked to you before, y/n, but if i win—we can both wear strawberry dresses."

"aw, i would absolutely love that."

"hi, i'm badboyhalo! y/n already knows me, but for those who don't, the viewers, i mean, call me bad. skeppy, unfortunately, wasn't available today and i didn't have anything to do so i thought this would be fun."

"and last but not least… quackity!" austin said, "rumor has it, quackity, you and y/n have been flirting a lot apparently. are there some feelings you've been hiding from us that you wanna let out?"

you couldn't quite tell but you thought you saw a hint of a blush on his face, but you pushed it to the back of your head. why would he be blushing about this? it's just a game.

"um…" he started, completely ignoring what austin had said. "i'm quackity, people call me alex or big q. and i'm here to prove my love for y/n. LET'S GO!"

"that's it for the introductions, i guess. y/n?" austin called.

"yeah?"

"they all have already sent me their choices of love, or host. now go on and ask the competitors questions that are related to the game. your timer starts now!"

you stupidly held up two thumbs up for no reason, you were way too nervous. "um, well, the first question is pretty unoriginal but—where would you guys take me out our first date?"

you smiled at the boy's responses. dream had said he'd order food and just play minecraft with you, sapnap told you that taco bell would be his choice, george said he would've taken you out to the movies—letting you pick whichever one you wanted. wilbur, techno, bad and eret had said they would've taken you out to a fancy restaurant for the good first impression.

"burger king!" quackity then said, making everyone laugh, "what?! it's an underrated fast-food restaurant!"

"what would you get at burger king?" austin asked him.

"oh, yeah? and sapnap gets to pick TACO BELL?"

"quackity," you said, "i would love you to go to burger king with you."

"hell yeah you would, hermosa! you get me." he said, clapping.

"i for one, would take you out on a picnic date in the woods, y/n." niki told you, cupping your face, you awed, "i think it'd be very cute."

"minx, you're the only one who hasn't said anything yet," austin finally said to minx, "where would you take y/n out on your first date?"

"my bed, obviously."