chapter 5. - spill the beans.
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GETTING INTERROGATED BY SOMEONE DOESN'T REALLY HAVE THE SAME VIBE AS IT DOES IN MOVIES. especially when it's literally done through text.

so when this sixteen-year-old kid wanted to talk, you knew it had something to do with your one and only quackity.

you curled up on your bed and made yourself comfortable soon after, typing a reply.

CHAT
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tommy

tommyinnit
woman

tommyinnit
we need to fucking talk

y/n
ah, the great tommyinnit !

y/n
what interest may the CHILD
be having in me?

tommyinnit
WAIT WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT ME

y/n
i've heard a lot about you :)

y/n
how you're a "loud annoying
brat child who doesn't
fucking shut up"

tommyinnit
THAT'S NOT FUCKING TRUE

y/n
maybe it isn't. i have yet
to decide. although,

y/n
yelling at me over text isn't
really helping your case,
now is it? :(

tommyinnit
okay, first, stop talking so WEIRDLY

tommyinnit
i came here to interrogate you
and that's what i'm going to stick to

y/n
do as you must

tommyinnit
what the fuck

y/n
you swear an awful lot for
a sixteen-year-old

tommyinnit
i get that a lot >:)

y/n
hm. anyway, you were saying?

tommyinnit
are you and big q dating?

y/n
pFfT-no, ofc not

tommyinnit
oh, thank god

y/n
we're married 🥰

tommyinnit
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

tommyinnit
also, are you a nice person?

y/n
depends, are you a
bitch to me or my
friends?

y/n
if not, then yeah, ig

y/n
anything else, child? i'm kinda
expecting a text from my duck.

tommyinnit
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
CALL ME CHILD WOMAN

y/n
oh, no, honey.
why would i call you
"child woman"?? :(

y/n
i'll just call you child

tommyinnit
STFU

tommyinnit
wait, are you american?

y/n
no, i'm canadian 🥰🍁
the nicer, sweeter,
kinder... and the list goes
on-version.

tommyinnit
oh...

y/n
oh???

tommyinnit
huh, you're fine then,
i don't hate you

y/n
good to hear :]

y/n
anything else that's needed
to be asked?

tommyinnit
no i think that's it

y/n
bye, then <3

tommyinnit
bye <3

tommyinnit
wAIT NO I TAKE THAT
HEART BACK

y/n
too late, i screenshotted 😘

y/n
bye, tommy >:)

tommyinnit
WAIT Y/N COME BACK RN
AND DELETE THAT

tommyinnit
PLEASE

tommyinnit
WHAT THE FUCK
read

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as soon as you put down your phone, you got the text you'd actually been waiting for. it was quackity asking for your discord, you of course, gave it to him, why wouldn't you? then you just waited. he sent you a request within a few seconds of knowing your tag and you accepted.

CHAT
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quackity

quackity
vc, hermosa?

y/n
sure, why not :)

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even though you wait for the discord ringtone to ring, you were still somehow startled when it did.

you picked up the call on your pc and turned on the camera as you saw quackity with his on.

"hello?" he called out.

"here," you said, smiling to yourself as you waved at him.

"cariño!"

"mi amor!" you playfully mimicked him. "how are you, bub?"

"was doing okay, but now i'm doing even better since you're here." he attempted to wink as he adjusted his beanie.

you awed as you picked up your water bottle from the ground. "okay, but like-i love how you're still putting up the flirting act that you like me,"-you held up air quotes with one hand, "and like-"

"who said it was an act, hermosa?"

you swear, you almost choked on your water. he asked that question so seriously, it caught you off guard and you felt your face heat up a little, but you didn't think it was that noticeable. you cleared your throat, noticing he was doing something else with his other pc. "um, a-anyway. quackity?"

he hummed a little, looked back at you, and smiled.

"well, i was thinking... how do you feel about a ghost hunting date tomorrow?"

"phasmophobia?!" he asked, putting his hands on his face with a shocked expression as you nodded. "oh, fuck yeah, hermosa! it's a date!"

seeing him so energetic and happy made you all smiley and warm inside. you and quackity continued talking for about another hour and a half. genuinely laughing your ass off every time he made a joke and him doing the same for yours. you most definitely enjoyed your first ever call with him. but you had to say, you were quite nervous at first.

"so, you aren't streaming today?" quackity asked as he adjusted his beanie.

"hm?" you lifted your head that was initially resting on your knees which you pulled up to your chest. "oh, no. no, i'm not. i already recorded a video with the boys so i think i'll just edit it and put it up on my channel for the time being."

he made an 'o' with his mouth and nodded in understanding, then he smiled and looked straight at the webcam. "i'm gonna stream in a bit!"

"well..." you grinned at him. "i'll make sure to tune in and watch, love."

"yay!" he clapped like a little boy and slouched back into his chair again.

"so," you said, "you wanna get ready for your stream, then?"

"yeah, i think so," quackity said as he checked the time on his phone, even though it was probably already displayed on his pc. "call later?"

"sure." you smiled, agreeing. "bye, quackity! and that was pretty fun, by the way."

"¡adiós, cariño!" he waved aggressively. "and that was fun. also, make sure to watch, hermosa!"

"i will, i will!" you joking blew a kiss and he played along, pretending to catch it. though it'd be awfully cringy to others, you two didn't mind-so why did it matter?

and both of you exited the call at the same time.

after about fifteen minutes, you changed into a large, comfortable grey hoodie and shorts, finally forcing yourself to start editing the video you had previously recorded with clay, nick, and george. with a random playlist playing some good music to vibe to in the background, you bobbed your head to the beat as you clicked away at your mouse.

your phone beeped with a notification and you smiled after reading it, pulling it up on your other pc.

@/quackityhq is live : DREAMSMP BUT WE'RE JUST CHILLING.

joining the live, you were met with the famous blue, dancing club penguin clip that read-hola amigos. you continued to edit as you waited, hoping this stream would just play in the background so you could finish your video to put up.

"HEY, CHAT!" quackity yelled without warning, causing you to cover your ear with one hand as you turned down the volume a bit, "HOW ARE WE DOING TODAY?"

he looked at his chat and talked to them a bit. "oh, shit! chat, i forgot to say something." he looked back at the camera as if he were staring right at you. "i never do this at all but... THIS STREAM IS DEDICATED TO MI CARIÑO Y/N-ALSO KNOWN AS DAIISY!"

his smirk suddenly dropped and he moved his head closer to the webcam, looking as though he was scared of something.

he whispered as quickly as possible, "y/n, please tell me you're watching otherwise this is just gonna be awkward as fu-"

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vanilla !
long time
since i updated. sorry
bout that , loves.

please stay hydrated.
love youuu.

bue <3