chapter 4. - chit chat.
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"STOP TRYING TO MURDER ME!" you yelled as you tried to escape your three friends-dream, sapnap, and george-who were trying to slaughter you with their diamond swords.

"that's the whole point of this, y/n," george mentioned. the three were supposed to stop you from finishing minecraft. basically, they're the assassins that were manhunting you.

"yeah? well, that doesn't seem like your only motive!" y/n replied.

"what're you talking about?"

"maybe not you, gogy," you told him, "but just listen to those monsters." you turned around in your minecraft persona and pointed at them before speeding away again.

both dream and sapnap were yelling out things at you like, "how could you betray us like this?", "you better break ties with him, y/n", "THE DREAM TEAM IS BROKEN BECAUSE OF YOU."

you knew exactly what this was about-you talking to quackity... or, flirting with him, to be more specific. "i'm not even part of your stupid dream team!" you defended yourself.

"you are when it's just us!" dream stated.

sapnap yelled out after dream, "nobody takes our y/n away from us!"

"if you really love me so much, why are you trying to kill me?!"

"that is literally the whole of this!" george yelled at you, striking you and taking a few hearts off your health after.

"STOP YELLING, GODDAMN!" you exclaimed.

you spun your head to the side when you heard a notification pop up on your phone. "wait, guys. hold on." it was a twitter dm and a smile tugged at your lips once you saw who it was.

@/quackity followed you on twitter !
@/quackity sent you a message !

"guys," you said. they didn't respond. "guys!"

"what, y/n?" clay asked. the game had been paused as you called for a stop so the three were just hanging out doing whatever.

"guess what."

a series of what's answered back and you finally said, "guess who just texted me."

giving them a few seconds, they finally understood who you were implying.

"oh, no." one of them said. you heard it to be sapnap.

"oh, yes, baby," you said enthusiastically, "mr. quackity!"

"have i mentioned that our y/n's gone?" sapnap asked them jokingly, yet miserably. you tuned them out for a few minutes as you typed a reply.

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quackity

quackity
hola, cariño :)

y/n
hola, mi amor :)

quackity
how is my new girlfriend
doing today? 😎

y/n
i'm doing great 😎

y/n
how is mi amor
doing today?

quackity
amazing now that i'm
talking to you 🤭

y/n
lmao you are so
chessy
q

uackity
AHHD IM CHESSY ♟

y/n
oh, shut up! i
meant CHEESY 🧀

quackity
okay but you love me

y/n
sí ✋😞

y/n
i'll talk to you in a bit
quackity, george's yelling
at me rn

quackity
is it because i'm talking
to you? :(

y/n
no, no ! we're just in the
middle of a video

quackity
oh okay

y/n
bye !

quackity
adios, hermosa :)
read.

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"okay, okay!" you interrupt george as he called for you repeatedly. "holy crap, i'm back! now calm down."

"there's no calming down when it comes to assasination," sapnap said cheekily. right after, you heard a scream come from george.

"wait, why are you-" you were cut off.

george yelled, "i started supporting you and said you didn't actually betray us and now they're after me too, y/n!"

"oh, y/n..." dream tried to say menacingly, you could practically hear the evil smirk on dream's face, "come out, come out wherever you are!"

"gogy, run!"

it was safe to say your little shenanigans continued for some time. you managed to complete minecraft without dream, sapnap, or even george taking away all three of your lives that you had for the game, and now you four were just hanging out.

"wait, what did quackity say?" dream asked.

"he just said hello and asked me how i was."

"sure he did," sapnap playfully scoffed, "he definitely said something else."

"spill, y/n," george ordered.

"why are you three so interesting in my love life? you know very well that this is all just a joke," you said, "if you're so desperate, i'll send you screenshots, god."

"promise?" one of them said.

"no. now, if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna go talk to him. properly this time, without you idiots disturbing me," you told them, "bye, love you guys!" and you left the discord call.

you opened up twitter on your phone and started typing down a tweet.

TWITTER
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you opened the profile of tommyinnit on twitter. you knew who he was, that loud 16 year old kid who was always with the other nice one. you lightly chuckled at his reaction to your conversation on twitter with quackity.

you didn't know much about him. dream, sapnap, and george told you he was an annoying brat-yet a good kid. you get why they had said that, but you couldn't really argue with them considering you've never actually talked to tommy.

as you waited for a few minutes, drinking some water, you got a notification. expecting it to be quackity massaging you, you were slightly taken aback getting a dm from someone you least expected.

someone who you've never actually met or talked to in your life despite the fact that your best friends were friends with them. it was funny how you were just thinking about them a moment ago.

CHAT
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tommy

tommyinnit
woman

tommyinnit
we need to fucking talk
read.

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"huh."

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vanilla !
aye, bitch boy has
entered the chat.
get fracked.

but anyway, thank
you. drink water.

búe <3