AU where Kindness is Wrath's rival and Patience is Envy's rival 😶 i'm too powerful someone stop me

[ enkind n wratience r still partners tho like adjudicate n pride, partners r choose-able rivals r not ]

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"Hey! Idiot! Wake up!" Envy snapped, the words' volumes ranging from normal talking to borderline yelling.

Kindness jerked awake, rubbing her eyes. "Uh..." she slurred, "g'morning, 'make breakfast..."

Envy sighed. "We're on a goddamn car. Where are you going to make breakfast? Besides, night falls soon."

Slowly, comprehension dawned on Kindness, who was only half-lucid a few seconds ago. "Oh, right... I forgot."

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this was supposed to be LONG