some of these rarepairs breaks up envy x kindness if you hate those kinds of ships pls dont read

last warning

youre on your own now

fraudulent, pushing up her glasses: i spy with my little eye something that starts with an s.

mischievous, gazing into the distance where envy and arbitrous are arguing: sexual tension.

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diligence: i'm tired.

gluttony, for the hundredth time that day: hello tired, i'm glutto—

diligence: [decks gluttony]

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diligence, 110% done: what do you have under that coat, lust?

lust, in a long ass trench coat: drugs.

the coat: [barks]

lust, very seriously: a new type of drugs.

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wrath, walking into the kitchen, half-asleep: i smell smoke. what's burning?

demonism, leaning over the counter seductively: just my desire for you.

wrath: demonism, the fucking toaster is on fire.

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mischievous: hey envy did you know i can hold the entire world in a hug.

envy: that's physically impossible.

mischievous, hugging envy: mhm.

envy, blushing: stop it, i have a reputation.

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mischievous, texting: what if we changed all o's in owour texts intowo owo and u intowo uwu.

envy, also texting: no.

mischievous: *nowo

envy: fuck you.

mischievous: *fuwuck yowouwu

envy has blocked you!

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alternatively:

gluttony, texting: what if we changed all o's in owour texts intowo owo and u intowo uwu.

diligence, also texting: no.

gluttony: *nowo

diligence: fuck you.

gluttony: *fuwuck yowouwu

diligence has blocked you!

ft. @emoreo

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diligence: i support you in all your, uh, thirst related endeavors, as long as you're safe and happy.

lust: awww! supporting me living my thot life to the fullest. you're the best.

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envy: alright, glasses, tall guy, and suspiciously attractive person, are you going to explain what the fuck happened?

fraudulent: i'm not glasses!

provoke: am i that tall?

arbitrous: i'm suspiciously attractive?

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temperance: what makes you happy?

chastity, pulling out a powerpoint presentation on wrath: i'm glad you asked.

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envy, kicking the door open: what did you do!?

arbitrous: nobody died!

envy: what kind of answer is that!?

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NSFW

diligence: eating two slices of pizza is like drinking 3 tablespoons of oil. do you still want to eat it?

lust, deadpan: i swallow cum like water i do not care

lust, still deadpan: you of all people should know

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arbitrous, having an existential crisis: i just realized there's really no place for a sin like me. i don't fit in anywhere.

kindness, hugging him: what do you mean? you fit perfectly in my arms.