incorrect quotes [mostly chareed]
charity: has anyone seen my top?
sloth, not looking up from her gaming laptop: yeah greed is upstairs
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gluttony: do you have pet names for charity
greed: no
gluttony: what does bees make
greed: pollen? beeswax? honey?
sloth: youre doing it wrong
sloth: [yeets console to greeds head]
greed: FUCKING HELL YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
charity, appearing from the kitchen: do you need anything?
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greed: i only think of charity as a business partner.
envy: [sneezes]
envy: sorry im allergic to bullshit
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charity: how did you get the house back from the bank?
greed: i bought the bank
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not chareed:
fraudulent: i'm bored, let's commit tax fraud
provoke: can we just go to ikea like normal couples
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gluttony: are you two fighting or flirting
greed: yeah
charity: yes
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diligence: hey charity can i get some relationship advice?
charity: just because im dating greed doesnt mean i know how i did it
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