INCORRECT QUOTES TIME MOTHERFUCKERS.

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love: i like your top.

envy: th-

mischievous: i have a name.

#i am always on my bullshit. i never leave

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envy, wearing a neon yellow sweater, being a makeshift architect: [tired overworked sin grumbling]

kindness:

kindness: what is envy wearing?

gluttony, sipping tea: oh, ever since the rebuilding-after-the-war efforts started, we figured that envy would wear anything we hand to him.

gluttony: any requests?

[timeskip]

gluttony, to envy: here's your jumper.

envy: thanks.

envy, wearing it:

jumper: [is neon pink with lust's face printed on it]

gluttony: [snickers]

envy, clueless: what?

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black magic: [shoots gluttony but misses]

gluttony: hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh

black magic:

gluttony: you got a boyfriend, i bet he doesn't kiss ya!

envy: just shoot him again

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envy, calling lust, extremely concerned: where the fuck have you people been? it's been five hours!

lust: uhh so we went to several bars then wrath and diligence got into a bar fight so uh...

gluttony, mouthing: we escaped the bar

lust: we went to an... escape room...

envy: who the fuck goes to an escape room after a bar fight?

rion, in the background: they're in jail

diligence:

gluttony:

lust:

wrath:

sloth:

envy:

greed, aggressively picking the lock: IT'S A ROOM AND WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

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kindness: i like your pfp!

envy: thanks yours is shit

envy, five months later: i apologize for this comment i am now a nicer man

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gluttony: dude, that's someone's child you're mentally destroying.

sloth: pft, as if they can't just make a new one.

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diligence: what do you want for christmas?

lust: a unicorn!

diligence: ask me for something more realistic.

lust: chastity as my girlfriend!

diligence: we have pink unicorns

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white magic: how's the progress on the unrestrained sins?

necromancy: despair's a tricky one. keeps me on my knees.

white magic:

necromancy:

white magic: did you mean toes?

necromancy: did i fucking stutter?

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greed: i know a hundred different ways to kill a man with my bare hands. i am a badass, a warrior and a fighter. and i-

charity: [smiles]

greed: -am soft.

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lust: do you have nicknames for gluttony?

diligence: no.

lust: what does bees make?

diligence: pollen? wax? honey?

sloth: you're doing it wrong.

sloth: [punches diligence]

diligence: SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH

gluttony, head poking out of the kitchen: you called?

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#college AU

greed: DO U HAVE THE NOTES FOR THAT ENGLISH LIT LECTURE

fraudulent, who stole the semester's study plan at the first day of college:

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#college AU

kiana, using a wheelbarrow to push in 728272 starbucks tumblers full of coffee: if you die of caffeine overdose it's not my fault

fraudulent, half lucid on the dining table, memorizing shakespeare instead of studying for her exam: it'll be fineee

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#college AU

vanessa, majoring in medicine: can i get someone's blood? i have to test it with a reagent so that i can make my experiment-

greed, working on three essays at the same time: i don't need mine just take it

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#college AU

wrath: what the hell are the girls doing? they're super noisy.

gluttony, raising eyebrows suggestively: maybe they're having an org-

diligence: i'm going to stop you right there!

gluttony: fine, come on, let's check.

diligence, in front of the girls' dorm, opening the door: FBI OPEN UP

greed, standing on top of the kitchen counter:

fraudulent, in full on medieval armor:

vanessa, jumping up and down on a huge trampoline:

kiana: don't worry this happens a lot

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#college AU

envy: you ever think about the first evolution that ever happened? what would other members of the species it should belong thought?

arbitrous: what if the g in gif is silent?

mischievous: what if you go the fuck to sleep? it's 3 am!

provoke: not anymore

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#college AU

fraudulent: i'm going to sleep early!

fraudulent:

fraudulent: is that the sun

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envy: life is easy, they say. it's fun, like playing chess, they say.

envy: i don't know how to play chess.

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envy: it's kinda easy to do when you know what you're doing

mischievous: anything is easy to do when you know what you're doing

envy: there's one exception

mischievous: which is?

envy: not knowing what you're doing. if you know what you're doing in the activity of not knowing what you're doing that causes a paradox because you know what you're doing but that means you DON'T because of the activity being performed-

mischievous: holy shit

emoreo this is us

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kindness: i really like this body, but i'm sad that i won't get to experience adultery!

envy: do... do you know what adultery means

kindness: y,, yes?

envy: no you fucking don't

envy, opening a dictionary: it means cheating on someone in the lust way

kindness: oh

kindness: oh no

kindness: I MEANT ADULTHOOD

@emoreo this is still us

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arbitrous, out of context: yeah, but only after my friend taught me to read.

envy: are you illiterate?

@emoreo this is STILL us

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envy: what the fuck do you mean you're not cute?

envy: you're small and tiny and babey

mischievous: i'm fucking taller than you

envy: fuck

@emoreo

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lust: i'm into all kinds freaky shit
gluttony: this is some tasty shit
greed: i want all the shit in the world
sloth: i'm too lazy to do shit
wrath: i will fuck shit up
envy: i want all your shit
pride: i am the shit

still from dms

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facebook: what is your sexual orientation?

gluttony: bishreksual
diligence: very sexy
lust: will fuck anyone
patience: a plant
kindness: unknown
pride: whatever it is it's not you
envy: idk

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lust: why do you hate me? is it because girls keep on falling for me?

envy: yeah suuuuuuuure.

IT'S ALL STILL FROM OUR DMS

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wrath: stop using your middle finger. it's cringe.

envy, flipping him off:

[twenty six attempts to cut the finger off later...]

gluttony, gluing envy's finger back with lem fox: you'll be fine, you'll regenerate!

wrath, head stuck in an ice cube:

his juniors, trying not to laugh:

dms

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envy: jealousy, i need total silence.

jealousy: no you don't.

envy: just get out of my room

jealousy: ugh f i n e

gluttony, from afar: envy has a HEART

still from dms with @emoreo

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mischievous, deep in thought:

envy, noticing that he's zoning out: are you ok

mischievous, no longer deep in thought: uh yeah i was just realizing that i don't have a last name,

envy: do you want mine

mischievous: what

envy: what

exposing dms with emo™

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demonism, waking up in cold sweat: what if there is an alternate universe where i am a heterosexual?

if i dont say otherwise it means its from dms w emo

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charity: can i have your number

greed, blackmailing her competitors: i don't have a phone

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envy, upon seeing charity for the first time: fuck, he's hotter than me

rion: how do you know that?

envy:

envy: fuck, i'm gay

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diligence: gluttony and i are like cocoa and marshmallows

temperance: how so?

diligence: hes hot and im on top

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honesty: i've realized that laws mostly use he or she

honesty: that means i as an individual that uses they/them is in fact above the law

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pride: wrath entered a pig-lookalike contest. the pig got second place.

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college AU

mischievous: pass me that fridge im gonna take it apart

envy, running on 2 hours of sleep, spite, and caffeine: yeah sure, sounds legit

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envy, trying to teach kindness math: okay if you had 10 cookies and i asked for 5 how many cookies would you have left?

kindness, smiling brightly: none!

envy, on the verge of going insane: kindness PLEASE this is basic math its not HARD

kindness: i'd have none cause i'd give all of them to you cause i love you!

envy, holding back tears: unacceptable. that's not the right answer. get out of my room

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wrath: have you been sleeping properly

gluttony: uh

lust: nope!

greed: sleep is for the weak

sloth, in the background: fuck you

envy: sometimes when i sneeze my eyes close

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envy: all clothing are unisex if you stop being a little bitch about it.

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lust: man i am so vore horny right now

gluttony, on the verge of tears: you could've just said hungry

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fraudulent: hello there, you are looking very...

fraudulent: [takes off glasses seductively]

fraudulent: blurry today

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kindness: what state are you in today?

patience: extreme distress

temperance: illness and confusion

humility: waiting

chastity: spite and a mix of more negative emotions

charity: concern and curiosity

diligence: california

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cowardice: envy, can you do a small favor for me?

envy: i would literally kill for you, but okay

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rion: stop punching me

lust: it's called platonic bdsm

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gluttony: it's no nut november

lust: i've already failed

gluttony: it's only been november for two hours

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envy: how does one turn off their emotions

fraudulent: first you go to settings

fraudulent, a second later: im a fucking idiot i thought you said emojis

envy: no im still willing to try this im in settings then what

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1511 words of pure idiocy,, also 69 parts yeet