𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞
𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐯
𝚓𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶

(𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑜𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑛𝑓𝑖𝑐 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑤𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑖𝑛 "𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑠" 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑁𝐸𝑇𝐹𝐿𝐼𝑋 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 xᴏxᴏ, 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐉𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥 ☀︎︎)

i woke up with the worst headache of my life, i rush to the kitchen to drink some orange juice. i place some toast in the toaster, once they are ready. i smear as much butter as possible. head back up to my room brush my teeth then scarf down my toast.

"are you as hungover as me?" sarah says as she slowly stumbles into my room.

"i am" i nod to her

grabbing one of the last pieces of toast she eats it.

"really?!!"

"yesss! and stop yelling" her voice a wee whisper now.

"i wasn't yelling"

after a few beats I am dressed and it's practically afternoon.

topper says, "jeez, man. this is nuts"

i said, "agatha's a bitch"

kelce said as we walk around my house "damn right, she is"

"i mean, i just, i just can't get it out of my head. it's just on repeat. "your move, broski" said topper exasperated.

kelce chimes in "bro, he had a semiautomatic pointed at your head"

topper continues, "that's what i'm saying. it's insane"

"safety off" kelce says.

kelce said "that pogue"

"they're freaking pogues, man" my voice reins in to add to the convo going on. i continue, "you know you should get a piece"

"wait, what do you mean?"

"you gotta fight fire with fire and defend the homestead"

"right"

"yeah"

"better than being caught without one"

"listen, guys i'm gonna get him back, all right? i'm making it a little project of mine"

"yeah, you should man" i said to topper as kelces attention switches to my sister.

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𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗌! thank you so so much, from the bottom of my heart for reading 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 it was a journey. I can't wait to write another one for you.

𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾, 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐉𝐞𝐰𝐞𝐥☀︎︎