⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 𝐔NKoWN .𖥔˚ dream x wayv ˎˊ˗
CHaPTER OnE

THE GIGGLEFUCKS 🤪

HANI:
YOU FUCKING WHORE

HAECHAN:
HAHAHAAHAHAHA

YANGYANG:
wait what the fuck happened 😭 ???

HANA:
I TOOK A NAP AND FUCKING HAECHAN DREW A MUSTACHE ON MY FACE

HAECHAN:
😁😁

KENTO:
SEND A PIC PLS PLS I NEED HANI W A MUSTACHE

MARK:
i have officially lost all respect for you hana. you would think someone would learn after this happens SEVERAL times

HANI:
i was in my house
i thought i was safe
but then fucking XIAOLI LET HIM IN

XIAOLI:
i am INNOCENT

HANI:
NO YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU LET HIM IN

XIAOLI:
🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

JAEMIN:
this is far too much yelling at ass o'clock in the morning

RENJUN:
it's three pm...
but i agree w the yelling part

JAEMIN:
oh !!

CHENLE:
sorry
u looked so peaceful ☺️

JAEMIN:
i'm going to fucking kill you when you get back from work

YOHAN:
idk who's dying but i want in 😈

HANI:
THE SHARPIE ISNT FUCKING COMING OFF LEE HAECHAN

HAECHAN:
it's called a permanent marker for a reason dumbass

MARK:
you can not be doing this at your big ahh age

HAECHAN:
you're the one with the big ahh old age

XIAOJUN:
too far ✋ 😕

HAECHAN:
sorry...

HENDERY:
it's okay you didn't mean it...

DUCK 🦆

MINAH:
heyy pooks 🥰🥰🥰
read

MINAH:
UHM
read

MINAH:
what the fuck
read

MINAH:
HELLO ⁉️

MINAH:
this is just plain rude

HENDERY:
hiii

MINAH:
where have YOU BEEN???

XIAOJUN:
places

MINAH:
was it your other friends 🤨🤨

YANGYANG:
whaaa

MINAH:
IT WAS WASNT IT

KIYOMI:
hiii

MINAH:
YOMI POOKS HOW ARE YOU TODAY LOVE

HENDERY:
what a motherfucking bitch
she left you on read too 😐

KIYOMI:
i had a person sucking the life out of my tit

HENDERY:
okay so she's got an excuse but that doesn't excuse the utter BITCHINESS TF

MINAH:
you left me on read to talk to your other friends 🙁

KIYOMI:
not cool man

XIAOJUN:
i'm sorry min :(

YANGYANG:
🫤

KIYOMI:
oh, is someone available tonight? i got a last minute shift

HENDERY:
i got you yomi 😙😙

MINAH:
NO YOU GOT YUKI LAST TIME ITS MY TURN

HENDERY:
i mean if you really want to

MINAH:
sorry i got stuff tonight

HENDERY:
😐

KIYOMI:
great! i'll drop him off @ seven

YANGYANG:
when is my turn :(

HENDERY:
you can come over if you're free

KIYOMI:
yeah, i don't wanna overwhelm you with your med school stuff

YANGYANG:
IM FREE I WANNA HELP PLS PLS PLS

HENDERY:
i alr said you can come yang 😭

YANGYANG:
YAY

MINAH:
HES SO CUTE
okay i forgive him

XIAOJUN:
😄

MINAH:
just yang

HENDERY:
🫤