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Deina walked back into the room. At the exact same moment, Asher slammed her head against the table and yawned, "Do you need something, Deina?" She shook her head, "Eh, I brought dango for you two. I figured you two had a longass day, hm." Popping out of nowhere, Deidara entered the scene.  "Ah! I'm awake! Hey everyone," he smiled awkwardly.  "Dei, what the hell," Ivett covered her mouth to stop laughing.  "Where the hell were you-," Deina asked.  "Uh, right here but sleeping," Deidara muttered.  "Never left," his admin smiled.  "How'd you not wake up to thi- know what? Nevermind ahahah.. nevermind!" Asher sweatdropped, while glancing at a sleeping Itachi.  "Deidara and Ivett, you missed some stuff," Ash was looking at Ita then looked back to the two.  "Izumi was here, I recognized her voice, hm" Dei said, "I know there was a lot of arguing too.  Is he better now?"  Asher shrugged, "Hm no.  Earlier he cut his arm with a kunai.. but thank Jashin that your sister healed his arm."  Dei glanced over at Itachi.  "Tch, what an idiot.  If he makes himself feel worse on purpose, I swear to whatever deity he believes in-" he mumbled.  "Ah, Dei, calm.  Deidara also had an oopsie, although it wasn't self inflicted-" Ivett remembered.  "Oh right, I forgot anout that," Dei said.

"Ah, are you okay Dei?" Ash asked.  "Yeah, I'm fine.  I nearly died but it's really nothing to worry about.  I'm fine and that's good enough.  What matters now is that Itachi gets through this, un," Deidara explained.  Asher smiled and pointed at the Uchiha, "Oh it's good that you're alright.  Now we need this fucker- to get better." "I agree.  Is he starting to cooperate with getting better?  Or is he being emo?" he questioned.  Asher thought out loud, "I mean, he actually let Deina heal his arm.. nothing else." Deidara smirked a little bit, "That's a good start.  Maybe in time he'll accept hell, yeah."  Asher nodded.  "Yea- I forgot Deina was a medical ninja-" she laughed.  "I didn't even know in the first place," Dei muttered.  "Uhh, then she got secrets-!" Ash smiled.  "Whoops- what can I say?  Me and Deina weren't very close when we lived in Iwa.  I was closer with Kurotsuchi, since we were on the same team," Dei reasoned.