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"Where's his damn wife?" Ash asked. "You shouldn't hide these things, you idiot," Deidara mumbled.  "Damn, I don't know," Dei's admin replied.  "I- I didn't want you to worry, Dei," Itachi said.  Deidara took a deep breath in, "HOW COULD I NOT WORRY? EVEN THOUGH YOU LAUNCHED AN ENTIRE ARTILLERY BARRAGE OF CHANCLAS ON ME, YOU'RE STILL MY BEST FRIEND, IDIOT!" Itachi was speechless but muttered, "You shouldn't waste your time on me."  "My god. Itachi, stop being so emo. You're not a waste of time! Eres mi mejor amigo, idiota," Deidara complained.

*Eres mi mejor amigo, idiota translates to "You are my best friend, idiot."

Asher noticed something, "DEI, STOP-..FUCK!" Asher was staring at Itachi's heartrate. "E-eh, Itachi, breathe-," she ordered.  Ita looked up but stayed quiet.  "I-I'm sorry," Deidara apologized.  "What's happening?" Dei's admin asked.  Asher grew an angry frown.  "ITACHI- BREATHE, DAMMIT," Ash forced.  Itachi sighed, not attempting to do anything. "ITACHI UCHIHA-," Ash's voice broke.  "What..?" Ita asked.  Asher made her hands into fists, "DUDE, BRO-, BREATHE GODDAMMIT!"

"Is it my fault?" Dei asked.  "No, he's just refusing to breathe," Ash replied.  "Itachi, breathe, yo," Deidara and his admin comforted. "ITACHI, I SWEAR- BRO- BREATHE! IF YOU DO-" she broke completely. "Itachi.." Deidara whispered.  Ivett prodded, "Itachi, breathe and I'll buy you dangos for an entire year."  Itachi decided to not give in.  Asher started crying. She walked over to Itachi's bedside and grabbed the collar of his shirt, "ITACHI."  "DUDE, THINK ABOUT YOUR WIFE, ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS, ABOUT YOUR ADMIN! PLEASE!" Deidara started to shed tears. "ITACHI, COME ON DUDE!" Dei's admin pleaded.  Ash wiped a tear, "ITA- THINK ABOUT YOUR KIDS, EVEN DEIDARA OR SOMEONE!" Now Itachi was merely sobbing. Deidara looked into Ita's eyes, staring at him, "Itachi, please, un. Please breathe."  Itachi cried, but used his Amaterasu which damaged his eyesight more.  "I-Itachi-stop," she begged.  "Itachi! Please stop!" Dei sulked.  Ivett stayed silent.  "Itachi, I don't know if you can die a second time.." Asher muttered.

"Why didn't I think of this sooner? Deina!" Ash called.  Deina sat up and opened her eyes, "Wha- OH... dammit im so stupid- I'm so late on this." She walked over to Itachi but was slapped away.  "ITACHI, STOP," Asher ordered.  "I-if you move your arms again, it's gonna hurt more," she murmured.  "WH-WHERE'S IZUMI-" Itachi cried.  "I don't know, but ITACHI, DON'T MAKE ME PUT ANOTHER OXYGEN MASK ON YOU," Ash said.  "ITACHI, YOU MOTHERFU- YOU HAVE TO GET BETTER DAMN IT! IF YOU DIE.." Deina interfered.  "If I die, what?" Itachi pulled out a kunai. "I-ITACHI, KNOCK IT OFF!" Ash cried. Ita looked at his admin then placed the kunai near his throat.  Asher smacked the kunai out of Itachi's hand, "ITACHI I SWEAR TO GOD, KNOCK IT OFF-" Itachi sat there silently.  "Do you not care anymore?" she asked. "Who're you?" Itachi pointed at Asher. "I- you're joking," Ash smiled.  "What?" Itachi asked.  "I-Ita," she mumbled.  Itachi looked over at Deina.  "Who's she?" he asked.  "I-," Deina stood in silence.  Instead of waiting for more, she manipulated him, forcing him to sleep.  All of them sighed.  Asher leaned against the wall and slid down, falling asleep.  Deidara was already sleeping on the floor.  Last but not least, Deina swiped her forehead with her hand and slept on a nearby chair.