TITLE: stranger danger
GENRE: fluff, crack, mature

SUMMARY: donghyuck and renjun met when they accidentally switch bags from the convenience store. when renjun goes home, he opens the bag and sees a lot of condoms inside.

note: just randomly thought of this idea few months ago, but didn't have the time to write because of college. but here you go, enjoy!
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Renjun sits down on one of the available seats in the convenience store, placing the paper bag on the table. He then takes a sip of his Slurpee and scrolls in his phone.

"Hey," someone approaches his table and politely asks, "Do you mind if I sit here? Are you with someone?"

Renjun lifts up his head to look at the person, and he was stunned. What a handsome guy. "Uh, no... sure, you can sit."

The guy smiles and sits in front of him. "Thanks." He places his paper bag on the table and sips on his iced coffee. He pulls out his phone from his pocket and texts someone.

When Renjun finishes his Slurpee, he grabs his paper bag—or at least he thought it's his paper bag—without looking at it before standing up. He goes to the trash bin to throw away the cup of Slurpee. He then finally gets out of the convenience store and crosses the other side of the street.

He walks until he reaches his apartment. He unlocks the door and steps inside. He sighs, closing the door behind. He flops his butt on the sofa and puts down the paper bag on the center table.

He starts to open it and he doesn't expect what he just saw. He's confused as well. "What the heck! This is not my paper bag—why are there so many condoms here?"

On the other side, Donghyuck does not notice that the guy in front of him earlier has already left as he's been in his phone the whole time.

Markly:
dude, hurry up! where are you?
did you buy condoms?

You:
yes. just so you know, this
is fucking embarrassing! i hope
you get pregnant 🙄

Markly:
too bad, I don't have uterus 😜

He grabs the paper bag and opens it to check the condoms, but he was surprised to see some snacks inside. "Oh, shit. That guy accidentally grabbed the wrong one—fuck."

He brings the paper bag anyway and goes to buy some more condoms for his cousin to compensate for them being lost.

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Two weeks later...

Renjun enters the convenience store to buy himself Slurpee again—and attempts to find the guy he switched bags with. He's been very uncomfortable seeing the condoms everytime he opens his drawer, he doesn't even know why he put them there. He was actually planning to give them to one of his friends who has a boyfriend but he does not have time.

After paying for the Slurpee cup, he goes to the machine to fill it up with strawberry flavor. He puts the straw in and starts to sip. When he turns around, he is face to face with the guy he saw two weeks ago.

"You!" he says, "Where's my snacks?"

The guy chuckles at him. "Oh. I already consumed them. Thanks, by the way." A smile is followed.

Renjun frowns and is about to smack the guy on his shoulder but he doesn't continue. He sighs, "The condoms... I want to bring them back to you. I'm really sorry for grabbing the wrong bag."

"Well, where's the condoms? Can I have them now?"

"It's... in my apartment."

The guy smirks, "Can you take me to your place, then?"

Renjun furrows his eyebrows, staring at the guy. The more he looks at his face, he becomes more handsome in his eyes. What's going on with me? "Fine. Follow me, I live nearby." He rolls his eyes when he sees the guy still smirking.

Donghyuck follows Renjun behind. He doesn't know why, he's just letting his feet drag him. He actually doesn't even want the condoms back. But Renjun looks so beautiful, who is he to reject that kind of face?

When they reach Renjun's apartment, the latter nervously unlocks his door. He opens it and enters, pushing the door wider. Donghyuck smiles and steps inside as well.

Renjun couldn't believe himself that he's letting some stranger in his apartment. He closes the door anyway. "Uh..."

Donghyuck raises an eyebrow, "Now, what?" He sits himself on the sofa and smirks at Renjun, "Where are the condoms?"

Renjun gulps. "What's your name?"

Still smirking, Donghyuck replies, "Donghyuck. You?"

"Renjun." He sighs.

"Pretty name for a pretty face." Donghyuck winks. "You know, it would be such a waste if the condoms won't be in use, wouldn't it?"

"Shut up..."

Donghyuck stands up and steps forward, making Renjun steps backward. They are at it until Renjun hits the wall and Donghyuck corners him by his arms. "What do you say, Renjun?"

Renjun stares at his face. Oh no, he's hot. Donghyuck's face is so close to his, he's holding his breathe. He can feel the warmth of Donghyuck's breathe against his philtrum, the space between his nose and lips.

He gulps again and pushes him, finally escaped. He runs to the kitchen but Donghyuck follows him.

"Oh, are you going to cook?" He chuckles. "Did you seriously let a stranger in your apartment? You're out of your mind."

"Maybe I am." Donghyuck creases his forehead. "Why did I let a handsome stranger in my apartment? I don't know."

"You think I'm handsome?" Donghyuck walks toward Renjun, and this time, the latter doesn't steps backward and stays in his spot instead. When Renjun nods, Donghyuck grabs his waist and brings his nose onto his neck then sniffs gently. "You smell good. Smells like lavender."

Renjun gulps, once again, and bites his lower lip. He tilts his head to the side when Donghyuck sticks his tongue out to lick the sensitive part of his neck. His legs twitch and holds onto Donghyuck's shoulder.

"Is this okay?"

He nods, "Just... a little sensitive."

"Mhm," Donghyuck licks the same spot, "Here?" and receives the same reaction. "How about... this?" He sucks on the spot under his jaw, and Renjun lets out a very soft moan. Donghyuck finds the sound cute, but he isn't satisfied. He sucks hard on the same spot before biting it gently. And that's when he gets a little louder moan from Renjun. "Did you like that?"

"I... I think."

"You think?" Donghyuck places kisses on many spots on that side of his neck, and Renjun moans again. He stops and looks at the other's face. "You're cute. Did you like that one?"

"Y-yes."

"Have you ever been kissed on the neck?"

Renjun shakes his head, "N-no."

Donghyuck's face lights up, "You mean, I'm your first?" He smiles when Renjun nods. "How about on the lips?"

"I haven't..."

Donghyuck pushes Renjun against the counter and grabs his cheeks. "May I take your first kiss?" Renjun doesn't reply, he's just staring at Donghyuck's lips. Donghyuck takes that as a yes.

He leans forward and pushes his lips onto Renjun's lips. His lips are so soft, and red, and plump. Very kissable. Donghyuck smiles when Renjun kisses him back.

They kiss gently, their lips moving slowly and passionately. Renjun holds onto the hot guy's shoulder, kissing him more. His mind goes all over the place. He doesn't know what to think anymore, he just knows he's kissing the hot and handsome guy, and he's very happy about it.

When they stop, they smile at each other. "That was... so amazing. I wanna kiss you again." Donghyuck wraps his arms around Renjun's waist.

Renjun shyly smiles, his cheeks so red. "I... thought we're using the condoms?"

Donghyuck chuckles, "Oh, you wanted to? We'll use it sometime. For now, keep it." He smiles and kisses him on his left cheek. "It's so nice to meet you, Renjun."

"You, too, Donghyuck."

"Since I'm here already, can we watch some movies?"

Renjun rolls his eyes and pushes the other, making Donghyuck let go of his waist. "Stranger danger."

"This stranger," Donghyuck points at himself, "...already kissed you," and points at Renjun. "We're basically dating now." He then winks at him.

"Whatever. Go sit at the living room, I'll prepare some snacks."

Donghyuck giggles, "What a cute stranger."
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fin.

© leehaebaragi