random thoughts i have while taking a shower.
honestly, some of these scare me at night.

who taught the first teacher?

this kind of thought actually gave me shivers in the shower. i could feel something weird about it. creepy isn't it?

most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event.

when i die, i'd be wearing a bts hoodie, a polka skirt, crocs, a rainbow wig and a clown nose.

when your being criticised for being short, they're really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.

now, as a person who is 5'0". i totally agree with this like half my friends are huge-

when you choke on water, you basically failed in breathing and drinking. the two easiest things to do in life.

i've done this countless times before and let's just say that i am a failure now and forever.

the two e's in bee might be silent.

english class has been disabled.

math. the only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one knows why.

'JeRry HAs 50 PopSicLEs' jerry don't do that it's not healthy.

you have to pretend your asleep to sleep.

and this is why i have insomnia.

if i told you that i'm lying in bed, am i telling you the truth?

d a n g

why do you cook bacon but bake cookies?

i don't really cook or bake that much but i know that this hits hard.

the next decision you make will make a chain of events that will eventually lead to your death.

finally some good news.

𝐇𝐔𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐈™

question though : should i do a face revel?