A Dm conversation between
Laxus and Cana

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Thunderlax: Cana?

Thunderlax: Please reply

Canalikesbeer: Why should I?

Thunderlax: Thanks god u replied

Canalikesbeer: My question hasn't been answered?

Thunderlax: Cana the only reason I came today was to see you and have fun with you tonight.

Canalikesbeer: 🤔by having fun u mean?

Thunderlax: Getting drunk and talking

Thunderlax: You didn't think I meant...

Canalikesbeer: shut up 😳

Thunderlax: Nasty Cana

Canalikesbeer: Go eat a cactus🌵

Thunderlax: How mature of you

Canalikesbeer: Laxus plz don't talk 2 me

Thunderlax: Why? I like talking 2 u

Canalikesbeer: Because Mirajane is my friend after all

Thunderlax: I thought she was ur best friend

Thunderlax: And what's it to Mira?

Canalikesbeer: Laxus, Mira likes you

Thunderlax: 🤔😂😂😂

Canalikesbeer: I find nothing funny about that

Canalikesbeer: LAXUS that's just rude!

Thunderlax: Woah you and Mira really do need 2 talk

Canalikesbeer: Wdym?

Thunderlax: *liked

Thunderlax: Sweet pie Mirajane and I have a history

Canalikesbeer: Let me guess...

Canalikesbeer: No happy ending?

Thunderlax: u got it brunette

Canalikesbeer: Well now she likes u again!

Thunderlax: Mirajane and I dated ages ago and broke up ages ago.

Thunderlax: + she broke up with me

Canalikesbeer: still though

Thunderlax: Cana I think you've got the wrong idea

Canalikesbeer: 😑yeah right

Thunderlax: solve ur shit with Mira

Thunderlax: and then talk 2 me when you're back to ur usual self

Canalikesbeer: I don't want 2 talk 2 her

Thunderlax: okay

Thunderlax: Than talk 2 me

Canalikesbeer: I can't I left Lucy's house, I'm on my way home

Thunderlax: Lying is not ur thing😐

Thunderlax: You're in the garden I see u😕

Canalikesbeer: Busted ☺️

Thunderlax: I'm not playing with ya Cana, I have something serious 2 talk 2 u about.

Canalikesbeer: Spill the beans or actually don't

Canalikesbeer: Because I know what you're going to say!

Thunderlax: No u don't

Canalikesbeer: Yes I do!

Thunderlax: say it!

Canalikesbeer: You like Mirajane!

Thunderlax: Say what?! 😲