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(Looking at you, Cho)

Never will I ever leave you behind, no matter what happens. I mean it. If you say "I'm Gonna go to the store," I'll come along. Every Christmas to show how I love you, I'll Give you anything you dream of. I'll be there when times are easy or hard, I'll hug  You. Together we'll stand. If you hit rock bottom, I'll remind you the only way to go is
Up. I won't let you cry alone, I won't ever let you be lonely, and I will never, never, Never leave your side. We'll be together until the end of time, you and I. We're just
Gonna work together, the dream team forever. I'll be your mom when your mom won't Let you eat ice cream. I'll even buy you cupcakes. Is there anything I wouldn't do for You? I know you'd do the same for me, always. I'll help you when you're knocked Down. I won't root for your soccer team, I'll be on it with you. Together we'll never, Never lose a game. I'll make sure of it. I know that if we try our very best, we're
Gonna have an undefeated season. You guard the goal, and you know I'll be there to Run and get the ball, and boom! Winners! Me and you. When Halloween comes Around, I'll buy the biggest pumpkin for us. You can plan our candy-getting route,
And I'll sew the costumes. We'll hit every house, the perfect way to get tons of Dessert. I'll share my candy with you. You can always count on me, and I'll count on
You. Our costumes will have to be matching, of course. Totally. I mean, we have Never done non-matching. Maybe we'll try that, though. Yeah, you and I, we're
Gonna make new traditions. I'll still help sew, since you can't. Haha. Ok, we'll
Make the costumes together. Unless you change your mind. I'll gladly make one for
You. I'd make anything for you. You know I'll stand by you when you need to
Cry. You may have trust issues, and I understand. You don't have to say anything, but
Never will I betray you. Know that. If you declare you're gonna do something, I'm
Gonna come. I'd follow you anywhere. I'll remind to never listen to what jerks have to
Say about you. I'll stand up for you. Don't even let them bother you, just say
Goodbye and walk off. You know you're above them. That's a reaction they'll
Never see coming. Let's do that next time. We HAVE TO. You and I. We're definitely
Gonna take those bullies by surprise. When they react, don't listen to what they
Tell you. Trust me when I say you're perfect. You deserve everything, heck, you need
A throne. A golden one. When people try and overthrow you, I won't believe their
Lie. They're just jealous that you're amazing, and smart, and sweet, and so hilarious.
And you know what I promised. You should know, that I will never, ever mean to
Hurt you. I will be here through anything, I'll give you anything. I'd do this all for
You. It's you and I until the end, right?