𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 . . . txt's :: sakura

INCORRECT! QUOTES...?

yeonjun: i have a bad feeling about this...
sakura: what do you mean?
yeonjun: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?
sakura: no?
yeonjun: that actually explains so much, oh my god

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taehyun: i feel like doing something stupid
sakura: i'm really fucking stupid, do me

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beomgyu: sakura, you love me, right?
sakura: normally i'd say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is going somewhere i won't like

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soobin: why do you look like that? fucking weird ass bitch
sakura: [laying face-first on the floor] like what?
soobin: like you're dead
sakura: it's because i'm dying. just leave me here to perish on my own
hueningkai: sakura accidentally called taehyun  "baby" in front of everyone today
sakura: [sobs into the floor]

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beomgyu: i wanna die
sakura: we all do bitch, you aren't special

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yeonjun: are you having yet another depressive episode?
sakura: a depressive episode?
sakura:
yeonjun:
sakura: i'm having a depressive series and we're only on season one

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sakura: i mean, sure, i have my bad days, but then i remember what a cute smile i have

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beomgyu: why isn't the statue smirking at me?
taehyun: it isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it
yeonjun: four of us saw it, taehyun. how do you explain that???
taehyun: [points at soobin] sleep deprivation. [points at hueningkai] paranoia. [points at beomgyu] delusional personality disorder. [points at sakura] a mix of all three.

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soobin: who's in charge here?
sakura: [shrugging] usually whoever screams the loudest

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sakura: you seem familiar... have i perhaps threatened you before?

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sakura : i'm not that stupid!
beomgyu: kura, you literally ate the wax from a babybel
sakura: KAI TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE

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yeonjun: so.... do you have a crush on anyone?
sakura: the only crush i have is this crushing anxiety

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sakura: soobin told me that brown is just navy orange, and i have never been more disappointed with something i agree with

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sakura: i printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit
hueningkai: sakura, is that legal?
sakura: when the cops aren't around, anything's legal

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yeonjun: they say that the most valuable things cost nothing
sakura: they also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don't overuse that excuse

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soobin: i like your top, sakura!
taehyun: i have a name, you know
sakura: [sighs] why.

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beomgyu: look, sakura, this has to stop. it's the third time this week you had a mental breakdown and its only monday

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taehyun: what do you do when someone offers you drugs??
hueningkai: take them, obviously
beomgyu: punch them in the neck, say no to drugs!
soobin: say thank you
sakura: offer them more drugs to assert dominance
txt:
yeonjun: no.

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sakura: so i got this amazing plan...
beomgyu: we fail almost every time you say that
sakura: we'll this is the same, just with a hamster involved

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[sakura when asked about a strength of hers]
sakura: as someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, i feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on

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soobin: [standing at the top of the stairs] what are you all doing at the bottom of the staircase....?
beomgyu: i accidentally fell down
hueningkai: TAEHYUN PUSHED ME down the stairs because i refused to pay THEIR part of our rent
sakura: beomgyu bet me fifty bucks that i couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than they did falling down it, so i slide down the banister to get my money
yeonjun: i don't know how i got here. one moment, i was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly i was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by sakura

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hueningkai: time for plan g everyone!
taehyun: don't you mean plan b? i mean i know you're stupid but not that stupid...
hueningkai: no, we tried plan b a long time ago. i had to skip over plan c due to technical difficulties
soobin: what about plan d?
hueningkai: plan d was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago....
yeonjun: what about plan e?
hueningkai: one hoping not to use that one... beomgyu dies in plan e
sakura: i really like plan e

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yeonjun: "before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves"
sakura:
sakura: what a stupid fucking quote
sakura: i'm killing way more than two people, fucking idiot

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sakura: [sniffling] calm down, i'm not sick. it might just be allergies
soobin: okay, tell me this: are you like, really tired?
sakura: i have clinical depression, what the fuck do you think?

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hueningkai: you have to apologize to beomgyu!
sakura: fine!
sakura: unfuck you, or whatever

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taehyun: go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning
sakura: i'll hate myself in the morning regardless

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taehyun: sorry, i'm late everyone. i've been doing things
sakura: [entering right behind him in an unbuttoned shirt] same, i also got caught up with doing things
hueningkai: i don't know how i live everyday with the knowledge that my two best friends are fucking every chance they get

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sakura: money... is basically like president trading cards

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sakura: i scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. so when they turn around, i'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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[taekura first kiss]
taehyun: sakura kissed me!
soobin: oh my god!!! oh my god!!! oh my god!!!
taehyun: it was unbelievable, like i actually can't
soobin: oh my god!!! oh my god!!! oh my god!!!
beomgyu: okay, we wanna hear everything. soobin, get the wine and unplug the phone. taehyun, does this end well or do we need tissues?
taehyun: oh god, it ended very well
soobin: don't start without me! i'll fucking kill you if you do'
beomgyu : okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss. was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, "i gotta have you now" kind of thing?
taehyun: we'll, at first it was really intense, you know? and then, oh my god, and then we just sort of sunk into it
beomgyu : ohhh i get it... so, okay, was she holding you? or were her hands on your back?
taehyun: first her hands started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
soobin and beomgyu : ohhhh.
[meanwhile]
sakura: [eating pizza in their house] and, uh, and then i kissed them
yeonjun: tongue?
sakura: yeah
hueningkai: sick

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soobin: what are you getting taehyun for the holidays?
sakura: i don't know... it's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. so i'm not too sure yet
beomgyu: i'm getting taehyun a divorce lawyer

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sakura: i was put on this earth to do one thing...
sakura: luckily, i forgot what it was so i can do whatever i want

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sakura: [admiring a sleeping taehyun] youre so cute, oh my god
taehyun: [sleepily] i could beat your ass
sakura: [lovingly] i know

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i just learnt that loona disbanded. WHAT.

(all quotes from incorrect quote generator!!)