𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 . . . txt's :: sakura

INCORRECT! QUOTES...?

soobin: what are you doing?
sakura: i'm yelling at the person who ruined my life
soobin: you're yelling at a mirror
sakura: exactly

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sakura [angrily]: you wanna fight?? you wanna catch these hands??
yeonjun: [holds sakuras fist]
sakura: okay i'm calm now

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beomgyu: what're your pronouns?
sakura: try/me
sakura: i identify as a threat, a chaos bringer, a havoc wreaking force
beomgyu: ....
sakura: also she/her, thank you for asking

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moa: [barks]
sakura: [barks back]
hueningkai: what are you doing.....?
sakura: asserting dominance so they don't try to overthrow me
hueningkai: [barks too]
sakura: [gasps] omg another challenger

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sakura: my standards are very high!
yeonjun: [looking at taehyun] i doubt that...

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sakura: i think the world would be much better if i was in charge
beomgyu: you quite literally set a boat on fire just a minute ago
sakura: yeah, but that was a minute ago. people change

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sakura: [doing something idiotic]
taehyun: what a fucking dumbass
taehyun: can't believe i'd die for her

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sakura: it's not illegal though
soobin: [stares into sakuras room, filled to the brim with cats] it's just- there's just so many...
sakura: but it's not illegal

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hueningkai: okay, zuki, i need you to swear-
sakura: fuck!
hueningkai:
sakura: shit!
hueningkai:
sakura: bitch!
hueningkai:
hueningkai: i meant a promise
sakura: oh.

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yeonjun: you've been given a new job to do but i'm worried you'll get angry at me if i tell you
sakura: it's fine, just say it quickly, like ripping off a bandaid
yeonjun: you have to teach beomgyu how to drive
sakura: put the bandaid back on

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sakura: all in all, a successful trip!
beomgyu: we literally lost soobin
sakura: what do you mean?
beomgyu: like he is not here with us currently and we can't find him
sakura:
sakura: all in all, a successful trip!

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beomgyu: bro, you're literally fine. just relax, be mature.
taehyun: be mature... okay!
[later, on taekura's date]
sakura: so... what do you like to do in your free time?
taehyun: [with a deep voice] taxes.

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hueningkai: you use humor to deflect trauma
sakura: thank you!
hueningkai: that's not a good thing....
sakura: you're literally just saying you think i'm funny

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sakura: so sorry i'm late, everyone. i had to do things.
yeonjun: [entering the room right after her, noticeably disheveled] SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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taehyun: everything makes me sad except you
sakura: [tearing up] aww, hyunnie~ that's so-
taehyun: you make me so fucking angry

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yeonjun: you look like a corpse that was just pulled out of a river
sakura: wrong. i look like a cool ass rock star who just overdosed in their own pool. big difference, bitch

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sakura: i was going to suggest we roleplay as marilyn monroe and jfk, but i'm scared i'd get way too into it
taehyun: what the fuck? how-
sakura: you'd be like "come to bed ... mr. president" and i'd be like, "i need to increase the amount of american military advisors in south vietnam by a factor of 18"

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soobin: do we have any orange juice left?
sakura: [pours the remaining juice into her cup] sorry man, we're all out

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sakura: [standing on a balcony and sneezes]
beomgyu: [standing on the roof* bless you
sakura: holy shit, god?! is that you?!

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hueningkai: dom or sub?
sakura: i guess domino's, since i don't go to subway that much. i don't see why you'd put them in the same category though

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taehyun: go fuck yourself
sakura: okay, but only if you watch

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sakura: everything thinks i'm this soft cute person but i'm not! it pisses me off
yeonjun: kura, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday
sakura: it had feelings! it was probably going home to dinner and i killed it!
soobin: ...it was literally a bug
sakura: it was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and i really don't get why you all think i'm so sentimental because I'm not! i took someone's life!
yeonjun: ...
soobin: ...
sakura: stop looking at me like that, assholes

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taehyun: come on, kai. nobody actually believes that sakura is in love with me
hueningkai [facing the rest of txt and their staff] raise your hand if you think that sakura is helplessly in love with taehyun
[everyone raises their hand]
taehyun: sakura, put your hand down right fucking now

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sakura: to everyone who has treated me poorly; i am so much sexier than you

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yeonjun: when insaid bring me something back from the beach i meant something small, like a conch shell!
sakura: [Struggling to hold a seagull] say that next time you fucking dipshit!

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beomgyu: are they stupid??
hueningkai: yeah, but their preferred name is 'sakura.'

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hueningkai: if you all got arrested what would be the charges?
soobin: theft, easily
yeonjun: disturbing the peace
beomgyu: aggravated assault
taehyun: arson
sakura: all of the above. in that order too, probably

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sakura: bye taehyun! bye yeonjun! bue hueningkai! bye beomgyu! bye taehyun!
soobin: you said 'bye taehyun ' twice
sakura: i like taehyun

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soobin: you know, when sakura comes over, taehyun can get a little...
hueningkai: psycho?
yeonjun: scary?
beomgyu: drunk?
soobin: all three.

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sakura: [dies]
taehyun: time starts now! when are they coming back?! i say two months
yeonjun: that's bullshit. i give her one month
beomgyu: nah, half a month
soobin: [sobbing] WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!! KURA JUST DIED!
hueningkai: [scratching chin in thought] one week

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soobin: we're kind of missing something guys.
hueningkai: cohesion?
beomgyu: teamwork?
yeonjun: a general sense of what we're doing?
taehyun: And sakura isn't here.
soobin: oh, and that, yeah

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beomgyu: would you be there for me if i was going through something?
sakura: nope, absolutely not.
beomgyu:
sakura: i hope it sucks, whatever you're going through
beomgyu:
sakura: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life
beomgyu:
sakura: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you
beomgyu:
sakura: i can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing that i could've changed that outcome
beomgyu:
beomgyu: YOU FUCKING BITCH-

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sakura: i love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are the only two things that describe me perfectly

LANA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!

i wish i was dead

(credits to tumble for these)