0.1

ONCE AGAIN, Y/N, you go in a inflitration mision in your brother room, for a very simple version, your nintendo DS.

"- This bitch really take mine because i crushed by accident phone BUT WHY IS HIS FRICKING PHONE IS DOING IN  THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR HE LITTERALY ASKING FOR IT  !"

you stop a moment.

"- Wait... in an another context this sound so bad... eww. Or this is just me... hm... I'm gonna thinks about that later, now, I need to save my dog !"

by dog you talking about your dog on this game on your DS, so after that your fantastic brother  quit his bedroom for the bathroom, probably, you go in and find really quick your precious.

but passing in front of his latop you see that has on a discord call, with a girl by the username on the ecran, puddingkitten#00000, and has a revenge you decide to say to this girl that your brother is gone for helping his girlfriend for a homework.

before unmute yourslef you take the headphone on the latop.

"-Bitch, why they dirty as fuck..."

you have a debat things a little bit to use your brother headphobe but your suddently remember about the headphone that your carry as always.

your take on the headphone and send a message "hi, im back but i need to found my other pair of headphone lol srry"

"- You need to mute yourslef, this asshole is back.
- Oooh, you are back ? uwu

- ... uhm ... bro.... my brother... is gone, so... uhm... he want to me to say... that he not gonna come back and so uhm, end the call, sorry... really...and before, can I ask you a question... please ?

- ooh, okay. But yes you can ask my this question uwu !

- Do you have a pp ?

- I- w-why do you say that im a girl uwu !

- Ahm, bro, I heard you before... talking to your friend, I thinks... and you call me brother an asshole... this right but still... so ?

- Fuck."

and the call end.

"- Im not sure of that happening, i mean yes but no"

you heard your brother footstep and run to your bedroom but before take a picture of the username for 'talking' later.

"- SO, this girl... boy ? Person use my brother as a discord kitten do ?...

- BUT the most important... he can do this... typical uwu gamer girl voice !"

in your brain a little idea pop up.

"- I can ask him to teach me right ? Yes, I'm too smart for this world ! But what if he don't want ? I can always tell him like i record the conversation... Yeah ! I'm definitly too smart !"

you wanted to message the boy but sadly your parents call for dinner.

0.2 

AFTER DINNER YOU DECIDE TO MESSAGE HIM BEFORE SLEEPING, you go on your phone, discord and message him.

You

helloooww 😊 

Puddingkitten

hi :3

do i know you ?

i dont want to be rude btw .·'¯'(>▂<)'¯'·. 

were have no any commun server OwO

You

yes

we do lol

like

two hour ago 😖

Puddingkitten

sure ?

You

yes

im the person from before

your my brother kitten

discord

discord kitten

idk if the cook word

lol

Puddingkitten

fuck you

go die

die

bitch

You 

my heaaart aww

this is hurt

Puddingkitten

idc

bitch

You

you know...

Puddingkitten

what bitch 

stop doing suspence

talk

write

fuck you

You

im gonna say to my brother thzt your a boy

lol

and in every serveur you are

Puddingkitten

why

nby gonna believe you

You

i have proof sweety :3 

Puddingkitten

wtf

but why do you do this

i do nothings to you bitch

You

you use my brother

but idc about that

just

teach me who you can do this uwu gamer girl voice

lol i want a gf so bad

pls

and i wont use my proofs

i have record the conversation and take screenshots lol

Puddingkitten

no ❤ bitch

i dont believe you lol

You

do you have any proofs that i dont have proof ?

i have a big brain lol

Puddingkitten

wtf

but i dont want to restart all

you know

this is hard

to create this character

make stupid boy believe in this

and like using them

manipulate them

like

im a pro

you know

You

u wanna be a streamer later ?

Puddingkitten

wut

you only respond that ???

im offensed bitch

go die

in hell 

hate you

but fuck you

puddinghead#1568

private discord

delete the screenshots

and audio

and delete your message

i do same

You

aww you gonna teach me

and i delete my message and the audio

i kept the screen sweetie (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

luv u 

lol

Puddingkitten

fuck u

bitch

0.3

YOU GIGGLE ALONE, in your room, you start deleting all your messages.

"- He believe it, i don't even have record, so now i have the screenshots."

you chuckle, happy that he accept to teach you who to do this kind of voice, for telling all you just wanted to learn it for fun and maybe begin a gamer girl on twitch.

"- This can be so fun and suddendly be like, bitch i use they and them pronouns, i want to do it ! Yeah, that my second life goal"

your first as of cours, having a girlfriend, or boyfriend or a partener just whatever somebody that can love you and validate you because you need validation, parents issues and insecurites.

after this little pessimist phase, you decide to add this boy while thinking about the fact that in his two account have "pudding" in.

"- Maybe he really like pudding or sexual attracter to pudding... Or, or he is a PUDDING ! Like a human pudding... Or a humanised pudding !"

You

hey, hey ,hey !

how are you sweetie 😻 ?

Puddinghead

wtf

dont call me sweetie

You

you prefer like

cutie ?

pudding ?

pudding is cool

ok

im gonna call you pudding

also are you like a human or humanised pudding ?

Puddinghead

whut no

why ?

i

im confuse

mom pick me up

why do i accept

You

cause if you dont teach me im gonna post the screenshots ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Puddinghead

yes

low-key hate u

but like rrl

rrl hate you

son of a bitch

You

we say nit the mamas

but i luv u

Puddinghead

nit

nut

You

(。_。)

boi

Puddinghead 

tomorrow 10p.m

You

okay bby

Puddinghead

also

u rrl want to learn it only for a gf  ?

You

no

i also want to creat a twitch channel, streaming often during like 5/- month and at like i suddendly say ;

"i use they them pronons"

and see who people react

and after continue my channel you know

and like doing gaming on like, taking care of my dog on my DS, bullying kids on roblox, playing minecraft and writing normal stuff you know 

Puddinghead

cool

You

really 🥺

Puddinghead

You

my heart

im gonna text you tomorrow morning 🥱🥺

Puddinghead

dont do it.

you smile at your phone while thinkings that you gonna do it just for annoying him.

0.4

YOU WAKE UP AT 6 A.M, even if school start at 8 a.m you need to prepare yourself for the school, for begin serious your alarm clock as set for 7 a.m but your anxiety make you wake up early.

"- I don't want to go at school..."

you grumbled, sit on your bed, open your phone and go on discord for message the boy.

You

hi ;3

Puddinghead

you rrl text me

You

u up 

Puddinghead

ofc

i have school yk

You

when do school start for u

Puddinghead

8am

You

so you wake up at 6 a.m ?

Puddinghead

who say that i wake up

You

ohh

i wanna see your bags under your eyes

mine are pretty good too lol

also what is ur name

because my brain dont like refere to you as pudding

so give me ur name

and i give mine back

Puddinghead

whut

ok

kenma

You

kenma ? 

rrl ?

cool name boi

swaggy

mine is Y/N

nice to meet yall

Puddinghead

goodbye

You

dont leave me alone pls

really

i have nobody to talk

im lonely

Puddinghead

do you have roblox 

You

yeees ;3

my username is  mirkohighttigh

Puddinghead

okay im pudding

You

okay bro

let's bullying nine y.o kid's on roblox

Puddinghead

...

you connect on roblox, search kenma on roblox and you found him, send him a friend request.

he accept you very quick, after that you go in random serveur roblox and start "bullying" kid's on, that pretty fun and you enjoy it.

but all good things have an end, and when your alarm clock start playing the Saiki k opening season two.

You

i need to go :(

i maybe gonna text you at the lunch 😏

Puddinghead

no.

you close your phone, take on your uniform and go down strair in the kitchen where your brother was already eating cereals.

"- Already up ? Your college class didn't start are like ten a.m or somethings ?

- Yes, but somebody have a loud, loud, alarm clock.

- Oups... but seriously you sleep like a rock no ?

- A rock ? 

- Yes, a rock, your dumb as a rock.

- Go f- uhm, sister like brother right ?

- ... This so mean...

- Your the one talking, anyway i finish the juice and cereals but because I'm the best big brother of the world I kept you a glass and a bol.

- Thanks bro, also i take my DS back."

you say that in the most chill way while drinking your glass of juice.

"- You son of a bitch

- We have the same mother.

- Right but at this point...

- Shut your mouth, even if you're incollege you still dumb as fuck."

you finish your juice and go out the table.

"-Also 'cause im the best little sibling, I let's you the cereals, I need to go

-Okay, good luck with school

- Uhm... if you say so"

0.5

THE RINGTONE RING FOR THE LUNCH TIME, the time for your liberty, during one hour, you go outside the classroom go in a corner of the schoolyard, for eating, where nobody go.

your not very good with your classmates, your anxiety and the rumeurs about you add to make you isolated.

your only friends was online, this is a way more easy to talk with people, you don't even that much friends online but you were very happy with that. you open your phone and go  in your message, with your more closets online friends.

all of yours was on a differents school so the lunch time was like a meeting when all of yours tell your life.

SEXYY NO-LIFE BITCH GROUPCHAT

pretty les-bean ; simp n°1 ; simp n°2 ;  russian les-bean ;  rooster  ;  cat w/t bucket ;  dm-pretty les-bean

Pretty les-bean

hi 🧡

Simp n°1

hello pretty lady

dm-pretty les-bean

grrrr woaaaffff brrrkkk brkkkk

hi beauty who are you 😘

Simp n°2

did you just bark like a dog

dm-pretty les-bean

no, like a cat

Pretty les-bean

im fine thx 🥰

Simp n°1

wtf

anywas

anyone want to commit double suicide with me ?

cat w/t bucket

me

Simp n°2

me two

dm-me pretty les-bean

more like a a threesome suicide 

or foursome, i add myself dont thinks about a orgie suicide without me

cat w/t bucket

🤠

Simp n°1

🤠

Pretty les-bean

🤠

rooster

cow-boyy

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Simp n°2

wtf bro

why

no

dm-me pretty les-bean

rooster

y

ee yee

pretty les-bean

i low-key find him stylish 😳😧

cat w/t bucket

u okay ???? 

Simp n°2 

if she like it

we like it

dm-me pretty les-bean

grrr wooff barrk woff grrr 

also

my brother have discord kitten

and that a boy lol

and he gonna learn me who to do a uwu gamer girl voice

and im gonna create twitch channel and aftrt 5month

im gonna say "i use they and them bitch"

lol

and you ?

rooster  

oh cool for u !!

Pretty les-bean

oh

too much information

cool for u i guess

cat w/t bucket

...

okay bro

but u okay ?

Simp n°1

wtf

why

who

no

Simp n°1

dm-me pretty les-bean

i need to go btw 💙

(　o=^•ェ•)o　┏━┓ 

hi, my first chapter or prologue, 2112 words lol.

i know that my writing skill are very bad even more in english but still im a little bit happy even if it short and im normally need to do my hw but yk were i am

also puddinghead#1568 is my real discord lol ( add me please i need friends)

im also sorry for ooc ( out of character) kenma and all other characters.

and for you who are the characters in the groupchat lol i choose like side characters

im sorry for Y/N because i make them at my image lol please dont insult them (and others characters)

also i just realise that...

im a boomer

like when im writing/ texting somebody i use majuscules and points (on my phone and in my native language) i take attention to my orthographes, dont use abrrevation and force myself to use emojis 

so, see you next month if im still alive lol

sorry for my orthographes, all btw probably gonna delete it in like two hours lol.