Castle J has made a group chat
"Shitheads"

Added: SeungMac, Cherrybear, Hui*killme*jun and Junhyuk

Shitheads

03:41 pm

SeungMac:
Hyung, explain why am I in a group chat with another 3 morons which I do not know and care of?

Castle J
Seungmin, be nice... I don't want my house to burn down while taking care of you all

Hui*killme*jun:
What did you mean by taking care-

Cherrybear:
Woah-
So are you that Seungmin who tried destroying the vegetables in our school garden

Seungmac:
Pfttttt- that's obviously not me.

It's Stray Kids Seungmin who crashed into our school and destroyed those vegetables with a sledgehammer

Castle J:
I am actually worried about your mental health Seung...

Hui*killme*jun:
Can someone answer my damn question
"What did you mean by taking care-"
Someone?^^

Cherrybear:
OMAIGOSH, IM IN A GROUP CHAT WITH THE INFAMOUS SEUNGMIN
Seongjun, get my fucking camera-

Castle J:
Hell no you demon, and where the fuck is my "Hyung"

Cherrybear:
Long gone, with all my respect for you

Junhyuk:
Seongjunnie Hyung...who are all these people and why am I here

Castle J:
Well, shitheads...
(Not you Junhyuk, ily)
Your parental figure has left you to live a better life away from you demons and decided to throw you 3 and my precious Junhyuk, to me for sadly 2 months.
(But I'll happily accept Junhyuk with open arms)

Seungmac:
Well, fucks...

Junhyuk:
Stay away from me, you old grandpa-

Castle J:
And you fuckers (and Junhyuk) better appreciate this crap or else I'll throw you out (like what I did with my will to live when I agree to this crap) and let you all suffer with

Cherrybear:
Will Taewoo Hyung and Yongha Hyung be around, I will only go over if they are, if not I rather live on the streets

Junhyuk:
What about Yoojung Noona...will she be going over?

Castle J:
hOw dARe yOU, yOu tHInK I wAnNA dO thIS tOo

Hui*killme*jun
Since you don't wanna, then im going over to Soo-il hyung's house, I bet he's more than happy that his brother is going to visit him.

Cherrybear:
Hol' up-
Your damn brother is Soo-il Hyung?

Hui*killme*jun:
Yes, got a problem with that

Castle J:
As much as I love Soo-il Hyung, Yoojung, Taewoo and Youngha, I can't be bringing them over. But I think I can bring Huijun to Soo-il hyung's house...

SeungMac:
Then could you bring me to see Niel Hyung and Changhyun Hyung? They promised me McDonald's after they dared to b̶u̶r̶n̶  I mean protect Seongjun's Ryan dolls

Castle J:
WHERE IS MY DAMN RESPECT-
AND DID YOU JUST SAID YOU BURN MY RYAN DOLLS

Cherrybear:
Seungmin, you dead buddy...

SeungMac:
Thanks...
Wait, we have been texting each other for the past 1 hour and I still don't know who the hell are you...

Hui*killme*jun:
So...we all know that we know who the fuck Seongjun is

Castle J:
*HYUNG
Seongjun HYUNGGGGGG

Hui*killme*jun:
We know seongjun one way or another but we don't know each other?

Junhyuk:
I guess so?

<So yes...this the first chapter of this bullcrap>