I HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS. . .

"You my ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack,

I'ma hit it from the back, hit it from the back, babe

You're a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat

Put this record on repeat
Listen while you sleep, baby."

better version of yummy : danny gonzalez

— Cursed chapter
— Hanako x Akane
— I am sorry for the song choice
— Actually, I'm not
— Enjoy, kiddos
— unedited like all of my works

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Akane watched as the rain drops on the window that slowly, but surely, trickled down, stop in just a snap of his fingers (maybe quite literally). You could hear a bass dropping as they started from slowing down, to not even moving an inch at all. Guess his chosen raindrop still didn't win.

Akane mentally grumbled when he felt a presence creep behind him. There was no one else in the whole world who would have such a tense aura than Hanako.

"Honorable No. 7," he mocked, then scowled right after. Tsk, lack of manners. "Can you stop creeping up on me when I stop time? It's getting predictable now."

Hanako just grinned and didn't bother answering his question. "Oh my, what happened to Ao-chan, huh? You'd only stop time when it's for her."

Akane rolled his eyes and stared outside of the window, the students running earlier frozen mid-air. ". . .Ao-chan was sick so she stayed home today," he spoke after a while. He was rather surprised to see Hanako still standing there. "Don't you have anything better to do?"

"That better thing to do is to annoy you!" Hanako chirped like a bird. 🐦.

"I don't want that."

"Oh, yes you do." Hanako batted his unusually long eyelashes, making Akane internally gag.

"Gross."

"I'm never gross," Hanako gasped, offended, a hand placed on his chest. He pursued his lower lip and sulked like a big baby.

Akane huffed a sarcastic laugh. "Right, you're always gross." His eyes trailed back to the raining sky that is now moving again. Akane heaved a sigh and let his head rest as he threw his head back. It was nice to relax every once in a while.

"You're abandoning your work? How responsible, Vice President," Hanako mused as he floated closer, eyes gleaming with that mischievous spark everyone would either hate or be scared of — there's no in between.

Akane's eyes fluttered shut, hands crossed behind him as a guide. "Screw off," he simply said. The rain calmed his senses, but there was an annoying person in the same room that completely butchered his serenity with his presence alone.

"I'd never. You're stuck with me, No. 1, you and I both know that." Hanako sat down on the chair beside him, feet plopped on top of the table, his Hakujoudais obediently following him. The poor things, having to suffer with Hanako all the time.

"Unfortunately."

Hanako giggled, almost sounding like a girl. Akane's eye twitched. As if he could ever compare him to a girl. "I bet you actually like me!"

"You must be retarded; but that's to be expected with Honorable No. 7," Akane retorted coolly, still looking as calm as ever even though his insides were burning with rage.

"Just you watch. You're stuck with me, fellow mystery!"

"Only until I finish highschool."

"Sad times." Hanako wept like the dramatic boy he is. "Let's make the best out of it, yeah?"

"Ew."

Hanako stuck his tongue out in response. "3 years, No. 1. We have three years. I'll make sure you won't regret a single thing! It shall be my job!"

Akane turned red and blurted, "why did you make it sound like a confession." It was neither a question nor a statement.

Hanako grinned, teeth shining, shimmering, splendid ™. "Might as well be, right?" Akane wasn't sure about what he should feel at the sound of t

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This is for you
ButterflySamurai

I'm so immature hoNEStly. I saw the number of the chapter and wrote something even I don't know why i did.

I am so sorry but oh well.

But i still have some good requests in!!!!!!! 😤

Thank you for not leaving this book <3