&TEAM Chaos AU Snippet 📝💌🧛‍♂️

It all started with a suspiciously perfumed envelope.

K pulled it from the mail stack during morning dorm duty, raising a brow at the sparkly heart stickers and the elegant calligraphy on the front:

To my dearest vampire king.

He blinked.

"Did I black out during concept meetings?" he muttered, flipping it over. "Since when am I the vampire king?"

From the kitchen, Jo shouted, "You're barely the vampire barista!"

K smirked but tucked the letter under his arm, intent on delivering it with full dramatic flair—whoever it was meant for.

Cut to: The living room.

EJ, lounging on the couch with a book and a blanket like a true regency ghost.
Taki, half-asleep on the floor.
Nicholas, eyeing himself in a compact mirror.
Everyone else pretending not to be nosy.

K cleared his throat and entered with purpose.

"Ahem. To the enigmatic, immortal ruler of night," he announced, holding the letter aloft like an Oscar. "A fan writes with desperate affection. Please accept their soul in sticker form."

EJ blinked. "What?"

K handed him the envelope with a bow. "To my dearest vampire king," he recited. "Clearly... it's you."

EJ turned pink. "It is?"

Taki sat up. "Wait, is that the one from that big envelope batch? I think that was mine. I saw 'E' and assumed it was Ejung—"

K gasped. "You mean... this belongs to YOU?!"

"Yep," Taki said. "I've been writing a vampire AU fic on the side. My pen name is... Lord Twilight."

The room exploded.

Jo: "Lord Twilight?!"

Nicholas: "That's it. I'm unfollowing your blog."

Fuma (walking in late): "Wait, is this about the fan letter where someone offered their neck?"

Everyone: silence.

K looked between them, mock-offended. "I can't believe I was only a mailman in this saga."

"You delivered it dramatically," EJ said. "I'm not even mad."

K grinned. "Then my work here is done."

Sequel: "Lord Twilight Rises"
&TEAM Chaos AU – Vampire Fic Table Read Special 🦇

It starts innocently enough.

A tiny fan account discovers Taki's vampire AU on a low-traffic fiction forum. Just a few hundred views, maybe a dozen comments.

But then Jo finds it.

And then Nicholas—who dramatically claims he "stumbled upon it while researching his legacy" (he searched his own name in incognito mode).

Within 24 hours, the fic titled "Blood Moon: Reign of Night" is trending.
Within 48, Taki is hiding behind a couch pillow while &TEAM plans a full dramatic table read.

In costume.

Scene: The Dorm Living Room.

Blankets draped like velvet curtains.
Candle apps glowing.
Someone's playing a dramatic instrumental playlist on loop.
EJ has a plastic goblet.

K arrives wearing a cape made from a shower curtain. "I am the brooding second-in-command."

"That's not even your character," Jo mutters, flipping the script. "You're the enchanted falcon in Chapter 9."

Nicholas strolls in with sunglasses, a glittery crown, and fake fangs.

Taki: "You're playing a tortured blacksmith."

Nicholas: "I contain multitudes."

CASTING:

🩸 Prince Valefor (Main Vampire) — EJ, reluctantly but flawlessly

🗡️ The Mortal Hunter — Harua, deadpan delivery, secretly the best actor

🦅 The Falcon Familiar — K, takes it way too seriously

🕯️ Mystic Prophet — Jo, delivers monologues like Shakespeare on caffeine

🔨 Tortured Blacksmith — Nicholas, adding lines that don't exist

💀 Villain Lord Vesper — Fuma, using the deepest voice possible

🎤 Narrator — Maki, barely holding in laughter

📜 Author Voiceover — Taki, hidden behind a pillow fort, screaming whenever someone improvises

Highlights of the Read:

Nicholas ad-libbing: "I would die for you, but first—let me fix your fence."

Harua correcting everyone's pronunciation of "Valefor." Every. Single. Time.

Jo dramatically flinging a scarf at K: "Fly, my noble creature!"

K: "Caw."

At one point, EJ takes a dramatic pause and says his line:

"Even the eternal crave warmth."
...and the room dies.

Taki: "WHY DID I WRITE THAT—"

Jo, recording everything: "Iconic. You're a genius. You're getting a publishing deal."

Fuma (as the villain): "Join me or perish—oh wait, this line's actually kind of hot."

End Scene:

They finish the read.

Everyone's in tears—from either laughter or sheer emotional whiplash.

EJ bows solemnly. "Thank you for attending tonight's bloodletting."

Nicholas immediately begins storyboarding a movie adaptation.
Harua suggests a musical version.

Taki, still beet red, mutters from behind the couch: "Never posting again."

K tosses him a juice box and says solemnly, "For your next volume, include a dragon. I'm ready."

Tagline:

Coming soon:
"Blood Moon: Reign of Night – The Dorm Edition"
Now featuring behind-the-scenes interviews and a blooper reel where Jo trips over a cape and takes three people down with him.