"moonie, i'm home!" you announced, shutting the door behind you and taking off your shoes.

"hey l/n! moonie's checking on some cupcakes in the kitchen."

you whipped your head up when you heard the male's voice but beamed when you saw that it was only hinata.

"talk to kageyama for me, i'll be right back after changing!" you told him and tossed him the phone.

after changing into your pyjamas, you stopped by the kitchen. "need any help?"

"hm? oh, y/n! yes, taste the icing and tell me if it needs more sugar."

you gave her a thumbs up after tasting it. "it's perfect, trust me."

"thanks bae, i'll tell you when dinner is ready, i still need to work out some parts of the research with hinata so gimme an hour or so, okay?"

"thanks moonie! i'll handle dinner tomorrow." you beamed at her and left to find hinata again, only to catch him and kageyama in the middle of some intense staredown.

"woah, are y'all about to kiss right now?" you asked while wriggling your brows, causing the duo to respond with a synchronised 'no!'

"sounds sus to me." you chuckled, before taking your phone back from hinata. "hey tobes, you anywhere near your apartment yet?"

"almost. i'm stopped by a store to get some more milk so it's taking me a while longer to get home." he shrugged.

hinata disappeared into your kitchen to continue working on his project with moonie, so you took the liberty of resigning to your room.

"is milk the only thing you think about?" you chuckled.

"what? no."

"fine, name one other thing you're thinking of right now." you challenged.

"uhm—" kageyama frantically looked around, before his eyes returned to the screen. "the moon looks really nice tonight."

"really?" you appreciated his attempt at small talk and decided to play along, taking long strides to your window. "lemme take a look."

"yeah it's a croissant moon."

"...you mean a crescent?"

"haha... yeah sorry that was a typo."

"kageyama we're facetiming—"

"i'm home!" he blurted out, clearly embarrassed about his slip up. not that this was anything new.

"i'm glad you got home safe, rest up kageyama." you told him while waving through the screen.

"good night l/n. i'll see you tomorrow."

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

THE BOIZZZ 😩‼️💯🧨💉💥

boqué
WHATS UP BOIZZZ

sadist
ok who the fuck
chose the emojis
for this group

flat earther
not me ://

bully
no one asked you
to speak flat earther

flat earther
cant we just pretend that
never happened

masochist
no

bully
no

boqué
no

sadist
no

flat earther
okay

masochist
anyways
i need tooth picks ://

flat earther
oh i can help
one sec

sadist
is he coming over??
for??
tooth picks???
man, get you a dedicated
asf friend like that

flat earther

sadist
why the fuck is he
brushing his teeth to
get you a toothpick??

flat earther
wait
i need to get a good
one

sadist
@ moonie why do i
get the feeling that's
he's completely
misunderstood what
you want

masochist
i feel like you're
right 😭😭
he's oddly enthusiastic
about this

flat earther

bully
what the fuck

flat earther
there
tooth pics
what did you need
them for?

boqué
why do you just have
that in your camera roll

sadist
HAHAHHSHS
U IDIOT
SHE MEANT LIKE—
TOOTH P I C K S
THESE

masochist
...
i'm not even surprised
anymore
i should've seen that one
coming

flat earther
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT—
OH
OK
NEVERMIND

bully
the bar was so low...
and you just pulled it
even lower

flat earther
I JUST DIDNT READ
PROPERLY SHUT UP

boqué
...you never read right
because you can't read

masochist
he's jared, 19

flat earther
all i wanted was to
help
fuck you all

sadist
i mean if you want
to...

flat earther
NO
NOT LIKE THAT

sadist
aww :((
i'll leave my bedroom
door open for you in
case you change your
mind 🍆🍑😩💦

flat earther
I WONT

bully
don't say it so fast, she
might start crying

boqué
yeah!! what's wrong w
y/n huh??

sadist
i mean hinoot
i don't mind if you're
the one that comes
over 🤩🤩

boqué
no thank you

sadist
YOU ALWAYS DO
THIS 😭😭
LAST TIME YOU
WOULDNT SIT ON
MY LAP 😤😤

masochist
why was i not asked??

bully
she's cheating on you

sadist
SHUT UP TSUKISHIMA
🤬🤬
MOONIE MY BAE 🥺❤️
YOU CAN SIT ON MY
LAP WITHOUT BEING
ASKED !!
these hoes can all get in
line 😩‼️

bully
no ones queuing up?

sadist
their fkn loss 😤😤

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

i published this by accident before it was finished BDJDHS

N E WAYS LMAO i noticed that i hit 3.5K followers and i was super happy and thought i'd update smth real quick so here's a little chapter that's mildly rushed so i'm vv sorry !! i'm trying my hardest i swear

love u all <3 stay safe and i'll be active and spamming w updates in a week !!