unknown number
oi
we're meeting up
tomorrow right?

y/n
???

unknown number
wdym "???"
we need to buy a heart

y/n
excuse me
W H A T

unknown number
wdym "W H A T"
we need to cut it open to
complete the experiment?

y/n
WHY WOULD YIU NEED
TO CUT OPEN A HEART
FOR AN EXPERIMENT ??
ACTUALLY WHY WOULD
YOU CUT OPEN A
FUCKING HEART??
WHOS HEART ARE
YIUBUYING
listen i don't know who you
are but you better stay the
FUCK away from me

unknown number
heart dissection?
for class?

y/n
oh
the one for biology?
you scared the shit out
of me
i thought you were
someone shady

unknown number
gee thanks
so we're going tomorrow
right?

y/n
lol sorry you got the
wrong person honey

unknown number
what

y/n
i already have my biology
group
it's hinata and tsukishima

unknown number
pfft

y/n
huh?

unknown number
good luck with those two

y/n
what's that supposed to-
never mind
thanks
i'll need all the luck i can get
🥳🥳
they're already at each other's
necks in our group chat

unknown number
you should've seen that
coming
so
you're not moonie right?

y/n
wait
MOONIE'S YOUR
BIO LAB PARTNER?
HFHFJDJD
ONE SEC

unknown number
ok

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

"MOONIE!" you called, hoping your voice would reach the kitchen.

"one sec!" came the response, before you heard footsteps approach your door. moonie popped her head around the door with a concerned look. "is the cake batter's smell too strong? i knew one teaspoon was too much vanilla essence." she groaned.

"no, no it's not about that, but you should really stick to baking during the day and not past midnight moonie." you chuckled.

"productivity only hits at night, what can i do?" she shrugged. "what's up though?"

"oh right, did you give your lab partner my number?"

"huh? no, i gave him mine." moonie tilted her head in confusion.

"but he texted me thinking i'm you. is this the number you gave him?" you turned your phone around to show her your screen and she nodded. "you dummy, this is my number."

"i- really? i swear i thought this was my number." she said, puzzled.

"this is because you keep dialling my number instead of saving me as a contact like a normal person." you chuckled. "do you even know your own number?"

"...no?"

"moonie, i swear—"
"i'll be careful! i won't give your number to anyone else by accident i promise!" she assured you.

you only flashed a smile at her. "actually, i don't think i'd mind. i wasn't going to fall asleep even if i wanted to, so this person is my company for tonight!"

"is he any fun?"

you thought about this for a moment. "i guess i'll find out. who is this dude anyway?"

"y/n, sweetie, you're talking to kageyama tobio right now." moonie informed you.

"wait, for real? moonie, he's one of the prettiest boys i've ever seen and you're telling me you get to be his lab partner? lucky bitch." you grumbled.

"hey, i'm not the one texting him right now am i? just shoot your shot y/n, what's there to lose?"

"my dignity."

"as if you have any." moonie chuckled, while you threw a pillow at her.

"gee thanks for the encouragement, you're the best." you called sarcastically after her as she dodged and proceeded to return to the kitchen so her cake wouldn't be unsupervised.

"yeah yeah, love you too sweetheart." she yelled back.

moonie's footsteps became inaudible after a few moments and you stared blankly at the ceiling for a while. "kageyama tobio, huh?" you muttered. "never thought i'd see the day where he approached someone first."

realising that you were simply keeping kageyama waiting, you reached for your phone once again.

꒰ 🍓 ꒱ؘ ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ

y/n
GAHDHSHHS OK SO
SORRY ABOUT ALL THAT
UM
SO
IM NOT MOONIE
BUT YOU'RE
KAGEYAMA TOBIO
THE ONE WITH THE
SMILE

unknown number
what smile?

y/n
this one
🥶🥶

unknown number
that's not a smile

y/n
exactly 🥳🥳

unknown number
you tryna pick a fight?

y/n
no sirrr

unknown number
well that was rude

y/n
fuck i'm sorry
are you actually upset?
i didn't mean it in a
rude way i swear

unknown number
so you just diss people's
smiles and expect them
to take it as a compliment?

y/n
when you say it like that...
HEY THIS MAKES ME
SOUND LIKE A BULLY
ISWEAR IM NOT
ALWYAS THIS MEAN
I BLAME TSUKISHIMA‼️
HES BAD INFLUENCE

unknown number
pfft
don't worry i don't care

y/n
huh??
made me worry for
no reason you ass

unknown number
excuse you
i am not a donkey

y/n
huh;;
you sure about that lauv?

unknown number
"lauv"..?

y/n
HFHDHEHF don't take
it seriously,,
it makes things awks

unknown number
"awks"?

y/n
AWKWARD
fuck me

unknown number
no thank you

y/n
THATS NOT WHAT
I MEANT
HHHHHH YOURE SO
DIFFICULT

unknown number
you can't say that to me
after meeting tsukishima

y/n
...
i hate that you're right
goddamn
how do you put up with
him and hinata
i feel like i'm babysitting
them virtually
without pay
is this what exploited
workers feel like?
damn it's rough

unknown number
try going through that
for 3 years

y/n
no thanks
im already balding
😩‼️

unknown number
no one asked

y/n
hfhfhfhhf shut up i felt
like sharing

unknown number
anyway

y/n
anyway??
i'm balding here and
that's all you can say

unknown number
who are you?

y/n
BHAHDHS
you don't know yet?
guess!!

unknown number
why would i do that

y/n
it's fun
who do i talk like?

unknown number
i don't know
like some sort of creep

y/n
FUCK YOU
THATS RUDE

unknown number
you said i smile weird

y/n
nO
i said you smile like
🥶🥶

unknown number
...
that's a pretty weird
smile if you ask me

y/n
okok i'm sOrRyYyY
i'll be nicer to you from
now on!!

unknown number
we won't be talking
from now on

y/n
who says?

unknown number
me

y/n
uh well
sucks for you
you don't know who i am
i could already be your
best friend and you just
don't know it

unknown number
what kind of asshole
doesn't know have his
best friend's number
saved?

y/n
lmaooo
my best friend doesn't
have me saved on her
phone 🥳🥳
# crying in the club rn

you set 'unknown number's nickname to 'cutie'

cutie
rip
that's kinda sad ngl
wait you think i'm
cute?

y/n
FNSJSJ
WHAT
YOU CAN SEE THAT?
BYEBYEBYEEE

you set 'cutie's nickname to 'kageyama'

y/n
NOW ILL NEVER TELL
YOU WHO I AM
HAVE A NICE LIFE SIR

kageyama
wait
you're kidding right
ˢᴱᴱᴺ ᴬᵀ 12:37 ᴬᴹ

kageyama
come back
ˢᴱᴱᴺ ᴬᵀ 12:37 ᴬᴹ

kageyama
...
never mind
ˢᴱᴱᴺ ᴬᵀ 12:38 ᴬᴹ