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Both of these people are amazing omg dkjdjdjd 🥺🥺

Also i would go on a 500 paged single spaced essay about how grateful I am for 100K reads but most of you just wanna read and I get that!!

But I just wanna say thank you from the bottom of my heart (it might be empty in there but I'm still gonna say it) tHaNk yOu aLL sO mUcH

I really appreciate it, mwah !! <33

~•~

It had only been about a week since Kageyama downloaded tiktok onto his phone, but to say he was famous didn't even begin to explain it.

The first few days were quiet with Kageyama simply messing around and attempting to figure out how to work the app in the first place. You had to sit him down and teach him. But once he got the hang of it, on night four, his tiktok blew up.

The very first tiktok he posted appeared staged, but you knew it was fully genuine. It was Kageyama trying to change some settings, but he ended up recording his own face and the pure confusion he was going through was beyond hilarious.

In his panic, he accidentally posted he tiktok and you refused to help him take it down, being the sweetest girlfriend to exist. You had only meant it as a joke, you planned on helping him remove it after a few hours but comments and views were skyrocketing, to the point where even Kageyama didn't want to take it down.

After that incident, Kageyama ended up getting into tiktok trends and dances and although he'd only been posting tiktoks once a day, his videos were popular.

Most people watched for his looks, others really liked the way his body moved, and some people just wanted to be rude. But the feedback was positive for the most part. And since Kageyama was still a noob when it came to trying to work technology, you ended up being the one looking through his comments and deeming which ones were reply worthy.

The more popular he got, though, the more girls that began to thrust after him too.

"Hey, (f/n). What the hell does 'choke me daddy' mean? Does this person have a violent father? Should I call childline?"

"Tobio, no." You sighed. "They think you're hot and they want you to choke them."

"Wouldn't that hurt?"

"How am I supposed to know?" You scoffed, "I don't go around telling cute strangers to choke me." You bit your tongue after that, cursing yourself for taking out your jealousy on your boyfriend.

"What's up with you?" He asked, pulling you down to sit on the couch next to him.

It wasn't his fault he was gorgeous. You blamed his mother and her beautiful, beautiful genes. "Sorry Tobio, this person is into you. They're not the only one actually! Look." You scrolled through the screen and the amount of people that were into your boyfriend surprised you.

Luckily there aren't this many fans of his in school, or I wouldn't stand a chance.

"Mmm~ dat ass thooo"

"Damn why's he so hot?"

"Here's my number, cutie ; )"

"Please tell me he's single!!"

"If he stepped on me I would thank him"

Kageyama seemed extremely confused at a lot of these comments and switched his phone off and put it away. "People are weird." He mumbled.

"How so?" You asked him.

"Their parents never taught them about stranger danger. That must be why they're saying these things." He responded with a frown and you couldn't help but laugh.

"You always know what to say." You said softly. "Sorry for getting annoyed with you. It wasn't even your fault."

"Do these people make you uncomfortable?" He asked you.

You nodded hesitantly.

"Then help me disable the comments for my new videos." He suggested, but you shook your head.

"You don't have to do that for me." You sighed, shaking your head, "You know, some of those comments are actually right. You definitely have a great ass."

"(F/n)." He grumbled.

"What? It's true. Can I not admire my boyfriend's ass? Then what's the point in dating." You whined.

"You dated me for my ass?" He asked.

"Duh, what else?" You teased.

"Shut up."

"I'm kidding, Tobio. You know that's not it." You smiled gently, and Kageyama's expression mirrored yours.

"Yeah yeah whatever." He attempted to sound grouchy as per usual but there was still a hint of a smile evident at the corner of his lips.

"Keep your comments okay? Even if I get a little jealous, at least I have you all to myself and those commenters don't."

"So it's a competition now?"

"Yep! And I'm the winner because I have you." You grinned and pressed your lips to Kageyama's cheek quickly before pulling away.

"Stop being so damn corny."

"Shut up, you love me anyway."

He sighed with exasperation, "Yes, unfortunately."

You punched his arm and he laughed, but pulled you into a hug afterwards, and after staying like that for god knows how long, the two of you fell asleep on the couch.

~•~

The next morning was your average summer morning. You woke up late, but Tobio was still fast asleep. You texted his parents to let them know he was at your place the night before, so that they wouldn't worry. The boy had a habit of forgetting to let his own mother know where he was for days at a time.

You got started on breakfast and heard music from the living room, it was 'Vibe', something that had been floating around tiktok for a while now.

You assumed it was just Kageyama doing his thing and didn't think much of it afterwards and carried on making breakfast.

You finally entered the living room again to tell Kageyama to wake your grandma to eat, you almost choked in surprise.

Your grandma was already awake, and messing around with Kageyama as she always did. Somehow, your grandma had a soft spot for your boyfriend and would pamper him in every way possible, including going along with his ridiculous antics.

"Okay come on bro you know the words now so finish the sentences with me! If I back it up—"

"Is it fat enough?" Your grandma chimed.

"When I throw it back!" Kageyama continued.

"Is it fast enough?"

"If I speed it up, can you handle that?
You ain't ready for this work
Now watch me throw it—" Kageyama opened his mouth to keep going and he was about to throw it back, when he spotted me. "Fuck."

"KAGEYAMA TOBIO STOP TRYING TO TURN MY GRANDMA INTO A TIKTOKER!" You yelled befire chaisng after him.

"(F/n)! Hear me out, she has it in her! This is her calling!" Kageyama insisted. "Bro give me a hand here!" He said desperately to your grandma who raised her hands in surrender as if saying she wouldn't take part in this mess.

"IF TIK TOK IS HER CALLING, THEN YOUR CALLING IS DEATH."

"(F/n)—"

And so, the cat and mouse chase continued in your household, with your grandma occasionally helping your boyfriend out of pity when you were close to murdering the poor boy.

~•~

"Your back isn't sore, right grandma?" You asked concerned.

"I'm not that weak, you stupid duck." Your grandma shook her head at you. "Throwing it back can't hurt me."

"Grandma, please refrain from ever using that phrase again."

"Or what?" She challenged.

You pointed to your boyfriend who was now suffering the consequences of trying to turn your grandma into a tiktoker, as he mopped every corner of your house. "Or your precious 'bro' or 'future grandson in law' will be having a funeral."

"(F/n), are you sure this isn't child labour?" Kageyama called from where he was mopping.

"It's only labour if you actually work. Now get to it. You missed a spot." You chuckled and your boyfriend trudged towards the area you pointed to, knowing there was no winning against you.

"You're lucky I love you." He mumbled.

"What was that?" You called.

"Nothing! Shut up, dumbass!" He yelled and you laughed along with your grandma, before you grabbed a mop from the storage room and joined your boyfriend in the cleaning.

"I thought this was my punishment?" He asked.

"Yeah, but you're slow and I wanna cuddle." You shrugged, avoiding his eyes.

"Aw, you just wanna help don't you?" He chuckled.

"Don't test me, I will ditch you." You warned.

"Yeah yeah." He rolled his eyes before pulling you close. "As long as you want those cuddles, you'll help me no matter what."

You hated that he was right, but there was nothing you could do about it.

He leaned in for a kiss, only to hear a distant voice yelling "Don't forget what your mother used to say (f/n)! Boys have cooties!"

"Bro! You're supposed to be on my side!" Kageyama yelled back before closing the gap between his lips and yours.

Days like these never get old.

~•~

DONE!!
It's a few days late but here's the 100K reads special!!

Seriously thank you all so much for reading this book I don't understand why you do it but hey I'm not complaining FKDJJDJD

Stay safe bbies!!

Also pls forgive my lack of tiktok knowledge I still haven't downloaded the app so I only know vv mainstream things that gets posted on insta and stuff 🥺👉🏼👈🏼

Okay I'm out! Mwah!!

If I update this book again it will probably only be if this ever reaches 200K and that's unlikely so don't get your hopes up,, but if I'm impatient and somehow this reaches 150K I might update bc I wanna uwu

Okay I'm out frfr now byeee!!