~All in this Together~

Her:

Mikasa:
Tf is this?
Is Eren in here?

Eren:
I'm right here

Me:
What?

Pieck:
Who are all these people

Reiner:
Wow, a giant group chat
Good job Y/n

Sasha:
So, we gonna make out.. or?

Jean:
Not this shit again

Connie:
#FreeJeanandConnie2022

Ymir:
Shut the fuck up

Historia:
Ymir!

Reiner:
Hey, Historia😍

Ymir:
I will fucking gut you and then make you eat your own intestines

*Reiner has left the group chat*

Her:
💀

Sasha:
💀

Colt:
💀

Marcel:
💀

Armin:
💀

Historia:
💀

Me:
💀

Mikasa:
💀

Eren:
💀

Pieck:
💀

Connie:
💀

Jean:
💀

*Reiner has been added to the groupchat*

Reiner:
I'm back

Ymir:

Omw Reiner😘

Historia:
💀

Reiner:
I'm not scared of you

Connie:

Reiner:
Someone just knocked on my door

Jean:

Hoe you better run
Ymir is at the door

Ymir:

Her:

Reiner..

Reiner:
That's my front door

Me:
Wtf is going on

Colt:
I think this Ymir is going to kill Reiner

Marcel:
R.i.p Reiner

*Reiner is typing*

Eren:
He stopped typing

Connie:
OMFG SHE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM
HISTORIA COME GET UR CRAZY BITCH GF

Reiner:
You wanna be next bald bitch?

*Connie has left the groupchat*

Jean:
HE LEFT💀💀

Mikasa:
Good

Sasha:
YMIR💀💀💀

Historia:
Ymir wtf

Ymir:
Hi babey😘😘😘

Historia:
Hi😍😍

Me:
Wtf

~Her~

Me:
Wtf is wrong with your friends?

Her:
I don't know, but aren't they the best?

Me:
Sure
Anyway, do you want to do something today?

Her:
Sure
What are you thinking of?

Me:
Idk it's cold out

Her:
We can go roller skating or something?

Me:
Okay, cool
You want me to pick you up

Her:
Sure, what time?

Me:
Anytime works

Her:
How about in an hour or two?

Me:
Okay

An hour passed and I was on my way to pick Y/n up. When I got there, Y/n was outside waiting. She quickly got in as she shivered

"It's fucking cold out" She said

"Why were you waiting outside?" I asked

"Because I felt like it" She said. I began driving to the roller skating rink. I couldn't believe that we still weren't dating

"What are you thinking about?" Y/n asked

"Why we aren't dating" I said unaware that I actually didn't mean to say it. My jaw dropped as Y/n looked at me

"I mean.. you wanna date?" She asked. I felt my face heat up in embarrassment

"Sure" I said. Y/n squealed before pulling out her phone

"I'm telling the gc, say cheese!" She said as she pulled out her phone. I looked at the camera for a split second before my eyes went back to the road. My phone started vibrating like crazy

(Here's what's being said)

~We're all in this together~

Her:

It's official guys

Mikasa:
Finally

Reiner:
HOW DID HE MANAGE TO GET A GIRL BEFORE ME
HOW MUXH IS PAYING YOU Y/N?!

Her:
He's not paying me anything

Reiner:
Ain't no damn way
If you're being held hostage say
I love you Reiner

Ymir:

If you don't shut your bitch ass up i will kill you this time

Reiner:
PELAJZE DO T SOJ EOSORYC

Connie:

Bitch never learned how to spell

Jean:

Reiner rn

Sasha:
KFFKFNFIDIXNDEIXJ
FACTS

Pieck:
You must tell me where you get your memes

Her:
Pinterest

Sasha:

TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO

Connie:

Did she just say pinterest?

Jean:

Nah gtfo

Her:
Where do you find your memes?

Sasha:
Reddit

Connie:
Reddit

Jean:
Reddit

Her:
Fuck off, my memes are better

Jean:
They aren't
Keep telling yourself that boo

Her:
I fucked your mom

Connie:
My mom is dead💀

Her:
Bitch I saw her last Tuesday at the store

Connie:
Shit
Uh..
Um..
No comment

Jean:
Leave my mom alone

Sasha:
Fr my momma ain't want you

Marcel:
I-

Colt:
I don't know how to feel

Eren:
I get my memes from Facebook

Her:
💀

Sasha:
💀

Jean:
💀

Connie:
💀
Ik this mf did not just say facebook💀

Her:
Nah you are a loser Eren

Eren:
Thats not what your mom said

Her:
Where's your mom bitch? Huh?

Eren:
...

Connie:

Y/N YOU CANT DO THAT

Her:
I just did bitch

Sasha:
Canceled

Jean:
Fr canceled

That's how this story ends. Y/n was ultimately canceled by her friend group after talking about Eren's dead mom. Y/n doesn't regret it to this day and is still happily together with Porco

The End