~Pock~

Pock:
Hey, is everything alright

Me:
Yeah everything is fine

~The Girls~

Me:

Hot Bitch:
NOT YOU FOLDING

Babygirl:
Why did you hang up?!

Me:
Cuz he sounded😩 like- AHHHH

Hot Bitch:
Hold up, I'm gonna add someone

*Unknown Number has been added to the groupchat*

Babygirl:
Who is that?

Me:
Idk who it is

Hot Bitch:
This is my friend, Pieck. She was at the party and here's someone else. You guys remember Yelena right?

Me:
The one who was obsessed with Eren's older brother?

Babygirl:
Is*

Hot Bitch:
Yeah

*Yeagerist has been added to the groupchat*

*Unknown Number has been changed to Pieck*

Pieck:
Hi

Yeagerist:
Hello

Me:
Anyways, that guy😩😩😩😩😩

Pieck:
What did we walk in on?

Babygirl:
Y/n's freaking out over this guy's voice

Me:
BECAUSE HE SOUNDED SO NICE😩😩😩

Hot Bitch:
Folded

Pieck:
Who is it?

Yeagerist:
I feel the same when I see Zeke😩

Hot Bitch:
We don't know his name, he only gave her a nickname. Pock, I think?

Me:
Yeah😌

Pieck:
Do you have a photo?

Me:
No😩 but I know he's hot

~Pock~

Pock:
Are you sure you're okay?
Did I creep you out or something?

~The Girls~

Me:
Oml- he's so-😩😩😩😩
He thinks he creeped me out- but like he just made me flustered😌
Kinda shocked he did that tho
Me flustered?
Unheard of

Babygirl:
TEXT HIM BACK!!
DON'T MAKE HIM THINK HE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Hot Bitch:
^

Yeagerist:
^

Pieck:
^

Me:
Okay okay

~Pock~

Me:
You did nothing wrong
I was just caught off guard
My bad😅
Actually now that I think about it
That's super embarrassing for me

Pock:
No no it's fine
I just wanted to make sure I didn't make you uncomfortable

Me:
You didn't do anything
I'm sorry I made you think you did

Pock:
No no it's cool

Me:
You're single right?

Pock:
Yeah, why?

Me:
No reason

Pock:
Mhm

~The Girls~

Me:
He's single

Babygirl:
Woah woah woah. You guys started talking like a week ago
You can't
I-

Hot Bitch:
Sasha is right
Don't catch feels
🤨

Me:
I think you're jealous😩
Also I haven't caught feels

Babygirl:
🤨

Pieck:
🤨

Hot Bitch:
🤨

Yeagerist:
🤨

Me:
Listen all I'm saying is I call dibs

~The Dumbasses~

Cowboy:

Y/n right now

Me:
False news
That's you everytime you see Mikasa

Cornelius:
Facts

Babygirl:
Okay but like Y/n..
You still folded

Me:
I DIDNT FOLD

Cowboy:

Babygirl:
Stfu John

Cowboy:
JOHN?!
IT'S JEAN
YOU FUCKING TWAT

Me:
Did you just call her a twat?

Cowboy:
I did

Cornelius:
You're all simps

Me:
So are you

Cornelius:
Fake news