~The Dumbasses~

Me:

Never got the text, guys

Babygirl:
WHAT?!

Cornelius:
That's cuz he ain't want you😈

Cowboy:
It's okay Y/n, I know how it feels. Of course I'm not single anymore so🤪

Me:
You guys suck, except for Sasha

Babygirl:
Want me to come in? I'll cuddle with you

Cornelius:
NOOO STOP

Cowboy:
I wanna cuddle with Mikasa

Me:
I'll tell her you said that

Cowboy:
Pls do😩
I love her sm
Like, I can't- she's so perfect
SHE CHOSE ME AHAHAHAHA

Me:

Cornelius:
NOT THE FUCKING COWBOY- I-

Babygirl:
Look, Jean. It's your kind..

Cowboy:
You all suck ass. Like why do I even bother with you guys

Me:
Cuz two out of the four of us here are roommates with your girl🤪

Babygirl:
Facts

Me:
Connie

Cornelius:
What?

Me:
We saw you😈

Cornelius:
Saw me what?

Babygirl:
Oh, yeah.. my man was getting it

Cowboy:
At the party. You were making out with a girl

Cornelius:
Yeah, you know the one who was blowing up my messages? Yeah, she's the one😍

Cowboy:
Simp

Cornelius:

IK YOU AINT TALKING YOU MF BASTARD
FOLDED AT THE SIGHT OF HIS GIRLFRIEND IN A DRESS
YOU CALLING ME A SIMP?
GET YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC LIKING ASS OUTTA HERE

Me:

Babygirl:
I don't know how to react

*Cowboy left the groupchat*

Me:
💀

Babygirl:
💀

Cornelius:
I- damn papi, come back

Me:
PAPI?!

Babygirl:
SCREENSHOTTED

Cornelius:
WAIT WAIT WAIT

Babygirl:
Telling ur new bae

Me:
😈

Cornelius:
WAIT WAIT XOME ON PLEAS CJX ODNFTJX ROSLXNEKEIF

Me:
He forgot how to spell

Babygirl:
I don't think he ever learned. Mf uses grammarly

~Cowboy~

Cowboy:
Can you add me back?

Me:
💀
I-

Cowboy:
What?

Me:
You desperate

Cowboy:
Stfu

Me:
No

Cowboy:
I'll buy you food

Me:
On God?

Cowboy:
Ya

Me:
Bet

~The Dumbasses~

*Cowboy has been added to the groupchat*

Cornelius:
He's back, yay😐

Babygirl:
Weren't you just calling him Papi?

Cowboy:
Wtf

Cornelius:
I-
THAT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

Me:
It was definitely a joke😉

Cornelius:
Oml

~Unknown Number~

Unknown Number:
Have you seen Fruits Basket?

Me:
Omg.. am I dreaming?
Are you a man- wait you asked how to talk to a girl- def a man
Are you single?
Lonely?
MEN WHO WATCH FRUITS BASKET ARE SO HOT

Unknown Number:
...

Me:
Omg what if you're like 15?
I take it back
No case to be caught💀

Unknown Number:
Omg I'm not 15

Me:
How old are you?

Unknown Number:
I'm 20

Me:
No way, same
So like, do you go to college?

Unknown Number:
Yeah, I'm majoring in Astronomy

Me:
That sounds so cool

Unknown Number:
Yeah, it is, I really enjoy it. What are you planning on majoring in?

Me:
Criminology. I find the human behavior of criminals to be fascinating.. and because I'm a big fan of Criminal Minds🤭

Unknown Number:
That's pretty cool

Me:
Wait- since we're like friends now. I need a name.. mine is Y/n.. if you're not comfortable sharing your name, a nickname works too

Unknown Number:
Pock

Me:
Pock?

Unknown Number:
It's a nickname. My parents don't hate me that much

Me:
😭😭😭

*Unknown Number has been changed to Pock*

Pock:
Anyways did you see the Fruits Basket Prelude trailer?

Me:
Of course I did. It's gonna be so exciting. Ahh! I love that romance anime.. Lovely Complex is another good one

Pock:
Wait, you've seen Lovely Complex?

Me:
Uh, yeah

Pock:
That's crazy. I didn't know we had so much in common

Me:
Imagine if we went to college together. That would be crazy

Pock:
That would be

Me:
I'd ask what college you go to, but I still don't know you well enough. And for all I know, you could be a serial killer just waiting to kill me

Pock:
Ouch

Me:
Sorry bae, there are a lot of creeps out there

Pock:
Bae?

Me:
Sorry, I call everyone that. Does it make you uncomfortable? I'll stop if it does

Pock:
No, it's cool

Me:
So how do you feel about Dr. Stone?

Pock:
I actually really love that anime. Cells at Work is another one of my favorites

Me:
I think we were meant for each other😩

Pock:
I don't know how to respond

Me:
Flirt back.. you meant it when you said you can't talk to women. Don't worry, I'll make you irresistible to women😈 a man who watches Fruits Basket and Lovely Complex, is a perfect man

Pock:
I can talk to women

Me:

Pock:
I'm not lying

Me:
You were given the wrong number by your date😬
You unblocked me and asked for advice on how to talk to girls but I'll let it slide since I think you just wanted to talk to me😍

Pock:
Whatever

Me:
😘 Love you

Pock:
No