~Unknown Number~

Me:
Bae, I was kidding

Unknown Number:
SERVICE ERROR 409: THE
SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM THIS NUMBER

Me:
Omg you blocked me

Unknown Number:
SERVICE ERROR 409: THE SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM THIS NUMBER

Me:
Okay I get it

Unknown Number:
SERVICE ERROR 409: THE SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM THIS NUMBER

Me:
FOR FUCKS SAKE LEAVE ME ALONE

Unknown Number:
SERVICE ERROR 409: THE SUBSCRIBER YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH HAS BLOCKED INCOMING TEXT MESSAGES FROM THIS NUMBER

~Trost High Mfs~

Big boobs:
Hey, my party is tonight. Don't forget

Bird bitch:
Yeah, I'm coming

Cornelius:
That's what she said

Hot bitch:
Oml😭

Cowboy:
Hey babe😘

Babygirl:
Nurse, he got out again

Me:
😭😭😭

Hot bitch:
Sasha, Y/n. Us three, a room. Tonight

Cowboy:
WTF NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

Armin:
Wtf

Bby:
Why am I even in this gc?

Armin:
Hi, Annie

Bby:
Hi

*Bby has left the chat*

Benadryl:
Well, damn

Me:
So, the party tonight. I should wear something sexy😈

Babygirl:
You should🤤

Hot bitch:
Agreed🤤

Cornelius:
I hate my life

Cowboy:
Fr same

Bird bitch:
I just want you guys to know. I hate every single one of you

Armin:

Hot bitch:
Look what you did to Armin

Me:
You hurt his feelings

Cowboy:
Fucking bitch

Cornelius:
We don't fuck with Eren Jaeger

Bird bitch:
...

Babygirl:
That's why you're single

Armin:
Thanks guys

Benadryl:
Eren may kill us one day

Big boobs:
Eren ain't shit

Me:
Fr fr

Bird bitch:
Why are we all clowning on me?!

Me:
Cuz you're a fucking clown you whore

Hot bitch:
^

Babygirl:
^

Big boobs:
Just get ready for tonight. Oh, and I better not see any of you fuckers drinking alcohol, you ain't 21. And if you do.. don't tell me. I ain't going to jail. Not again

Me:

Babygirl:

Big boobs:
AYO- TF YOU MEAN BY THAT?!

Cornelius:

Bird bitch:
Tf you do to go to jail the first time

Babygirl:
10 bucks he was drunk driving

Hot bitch:
It was definitely drunk driving

Me:
Was it?

Big boobs:
...

Me:
What a dumbass

Cowboy:
Reiner.. You're literally the definition of a frat boy

Big boobs:
That means I get bitches😩

Me:
💀

Bird bitch:
💀

Cowboy:
💀

Hot bitch:
💀

Babygirl:
💀

Armin:
💀

Cornelius:
💀

Benadryl:
💀

Ken:
💀

Big boobs:
NOT YOU TOO

"Y/n, we got to get ready" I heard Mikasa say. I looked up to see her staring at me

"Yes, we should match. Let's wear sexy shit!" Sasha yelled

"Yes!" I yelled getting off the couch. We all walked to our closets. I picked out an outfit

"What do we think about this one?" I asked

"I think you'll look hot as fuck" Sasha said pulling out a black dress. Mikasa pulled out a red one

"We're gonna look so hot" I said. The party was in a couple of hours. We spent the next two hours getting ready

"You know where Reiner lives right?" I asked. Me, Sasha and Mikasa looked at each other

"No" They both said. I pulled out my phone

~Big boobs~

Me:
Drop the addy, bae😩

Big boobs:
Bae? I mean bet

Me:
💀

Big boobs:
I'm playing, I'm playing. Anyway the address is *redacted address*

Me:
Thanks😩

Big boobs:
Of course

"It's *redacted address*" I said

"Ooh, that's like 20 minutes from here" Sasha said

"How do you know?" Mikasa asked

"Niccolo lives by there" Sasha said

"Ah, isn't he also majoring in culinary arts. I hear he's a senior" I said

"He's so fine" Sasha said

"Proof?" Mikasa asked

"Yeah, proof?" I asked. Sasha pulled out her phone. She opened up her gallery

"Here look" She said

"Why are Armin and Connie in the background?" I asked

"Eren's hair is sticking out. He must be directly behind Niccolo" Mikasa said

"It was a meet up" Sasha said

"And you didn't invite us?" I asked

"I did, but y'all didn't want to go" Sasha said

"I mean.. he's kinda.." I said

"Yeah, I know. But I called dibs so back off my man" Sasha said. I smiled at her

"Yes yes, of course" I said

"We should get going. The party starts in 30 minutes" Mikasa said. We all left and hopped into Sasha's car. Mikasa took shotgun so I was stuck in the back

~Trost High Mfs~

Big boobs:
30 mins😩

Bird bitch:
Stop texting me

Cornelius:
He's not texting you. He's texting us. Who would wanna text you?

Bird bitch:
Your mom

Cowboy:
You're not funny

Bird bitch:
That's not what your gf said

Hot bitch:
You're not funny

Cornelius:
😈

Me:
His girlfriend did say you weren't funny

Bird bitch:
You're all fake asf

Me:
Cacaw cacaw mf

The car came to a stop

"We're here bitches" Sasha said. We all got out of the car. Reiner had a big house. My man was loaded. Like, loaded. You could already tell a bunch of others were here just by the amount of cars here. As we approached the door, it suddenly opened

"Ladies, you're here" Reiner said with a grin

"Your boobs look nice" I said. Reiner chuckled

"Thank you" He said as we all entered. We immediately saw the others, and of course we walked over to them. Though, Connie was missing. Jean saw Mikasa and folded. His mouth was open while he struggled to speak

"Oh.. uh.. fuck.. you uh.. you uh.. look nice.." Jean said like a dumbass

"That's your man" I said

"It's shocking. You guys have been together for two years now and he still reacts like that" Sasha said

"That's because he's down bad" Eren said

"Down bad doesn't begin to describe what Jean is" Armin said

"Why are you all clowning on me?" Jean said

"It's okay. I think it's cute" Mikasa said which made Jean blush like crazy. There were a lot of people here

"Wait. Where's Connie?" Sasha asked

"Did he not show up?" Mikasa asked

"Oh, no.. he did" Jean said

"So where is he?" I asked

"My man pulls bitches" Reiner said as he put a hand on my shoulder. The sudden contact startled me

"What the fuck, Reiner? Why would you do that?" I asked

"My bad" He said

"Wait.. wait.. wait.. what do you mean Connie is pulling bitches?" Eren asked. Reiner pointed. We all turned towards the direction he pointed in and we found Connie. He had a girl on his lap as they made out

"How is he pulling girls before me?!" Eren yelled

"Because Eren, you're re-" Armin was cut off

"I don't want to hear it come from you" Eren said

"Wait, so do you guys wanna play spin the bottle?" Reiner asked

"I mean.. bet" I said. Everyone agreed with the exceptions of Jean, and Mikasa. Reiner led us all to a room. People were in there waiting already

"Who the fuck are these guys?" A man asked. His hair was slicked back

"Are we gonna play spin the bottle or what?" Sasha asked

"Someone's excited" I said grinning at Sasha. We all sat in a circle. The players consisted of Me, Sasha, Eren, Armin, Reiner, Hitch, Floch, Niccolo, and then Reiner's friends. Reiner put a bottle in the middle of the circle

"So who's spinning first?" Reiner asked

"I'll go" A woman with black hair said. She spun the bottle. It landed on Sasha. The two kissed, it wasn't anything spicy

"Me next!" Eren said as he spun the bottle. It landed on Hitch. They quickly kissed. Then Sasha went. It landed on Niccolo. They kissed but there was more passion in it then everyone else who had gone. Both were blushing when they finished

"I'll go" I said. I spun the bottle and it landed on the guy with slicked back hair

"How do you want this to go?" I asked him

"Huh?" He asked as if he didn't care. I wasn't going to lie, he was attractive.

"Do you want a peck or do you want to make out?" I asked him. He looked away

"Don't care" He said. I walked over to him

"Whatever you say" I said before putting my lips on his. He was caught off guard as I slipped my tongue into his mouth. He kissed back, but I saw his face begin to turn pink. I was dominant in the kiss. It was funny, because in the few minutes I had known him, he acted like he was some dominant person, yet here he was being all shy. We broke apart as everyone stared

"Kiss me next!" Sasha yelled

"I mean.." I said with a smile. The guy just stared at me in shock. The others kept playing

"Take a photo, it'll last longer" I said. He looked away

"Why? I wasn't looking at you" He said. I wasn't convinced. I grabbed Sasha's bag and pulled out a pen. I then grabbed the guy's hand

"What are you doing?!" He asked

"Giving you my number. You're pretty cute" I said as I wrote my number on his hand