So here we were, relaxing on a nice boat since we were all now traitors to the gang known as, Passione. Narancia had Aerosmith out, to make sure we weren't being following. I had my back against Mista's chest as I used him like a chair

"You know, this is kind of uncomfortable" Mista said

"This is the only kind of touch by a woman you'll be getting until we kill the Boss" I said

"So you're saying I'll get more after?" Mista asked with a smirk

"Guys, I'm gonna be sick" Narancia said as he fake vomited

"I hate PDA" Abbacchio said

"Well PDA hates you, and that's why you pull no bitches" I said

"Y/n.." Fugo trailed off

"How are we looking, Narancia?" Bucciarati asked

"Seems there's no one tailing us" Narancia said

"Bucciarati, are we not leaving Venice?" Giorno asked

"It appears the Boss has bodyguards directly under him. He has probably already reported our treason. We'll be targeted by them next, you know" Bucciarati said

"But we don't know what kind of abilities they might have" Abbacchio said

"That's right. If we cross the water without defense, we may be attacked. Let's monitor the situation" Bucciarati said. Suddenly the Sex Pistols appeared

"Understood" Giorno said

"Mista! I'm starving!" Two yelled

"I'm hungry!" Seven yelled

"Give me food!" Three yelled. Five was crying

"My gut is empty!" One yelled

"I'm hungry, too!" I whined. Mista was losing his mind

"Calm down! Do you think we could stop by a restaurant now?" Mista asked

"That's right.. Us too. We need to replenish our guts" Bucciarati said. So, we changed our destination to a nearby restaurant. We docked the boat, and then sat down at one of the tables outside. Trish was in the turtle. I was holding the turtle. I leaned close to it

"Trish, you awake?" I whispered

"Yeah, what is it?" She asked

"What do you want, here I'll drop you the menu" I said before grabbing the menu and dropping it into the turtle. A couple minutes passed

"I'll just get a risotto" Trish said before throwing the menu back up. I caught it and then went through it

"What are you getting Mista?" I asked

"I'm gonna try the capellini here" Mista said

"Oh, I guess I will too" I said

"What does Trish want?" Fugo asked

"She wants the risotto" I said. The waitress had come over

"Hello, what can I start you off with today?" She asked

"I'll take a risotto and a capellini" I said

"I want pizza" Narancia said

"I'd like some gnocci" Fugo said

"Give me a ribollita" Bucciarati said

"Give me a polenta" Abbacchio said

"And I'll have tortelli and ravioli" Giorno said

"Oh, I'll take a capellini, but um could you add some sausage slices on that?" Mista asked

"Of course. And to drink?" She asked

"We'll take a bottle of red wine" Bucciarati said. She wrote that down

"Okay, I'll be back with your food" the woman said. I got close to the turtle

"Are there still drinks in there?" I asked

"Yes" Trish said

"So, how's life?" I asked

"I'm not in the mood for small talk" Abbacchio said

"I think you have a stick up your ass" I  said

"I'm about to put my foot up your ass" Abbacchio said

"Guess someone pissed in his cereal" Mista said

"It must be karma for pissing in Giorno's tea" I said. Bucciarati choked on his spit

"Excuse me?" Bucciarati asked. Abbacchio's eyes went wide in horror. He then looked away as he began sweating. Giorno just smiled

"I'm sorry.. hold on.. Abbacchio you pissed in Giorno's tea?" Bucciarati asked

"Yeah, and Giorno drank it" I said

"And you drank it?" Bucciarati asked as he turned to Giorno in horror

"I didn't actually drink any of it. I turned my tooth into a sponge, and had it absorb it" Giorno said

"I fucking knew there was no way you could've drank that" Mista said

"I literally vomitted!" I yelled as the lady came back with our food

"Here is your food" She said as she set our food down. She then left and came back with wine glasses and a bottle of wine. Then she left. I pulled out my Stand, Loverboy, and had it deliver Trish's risotto, inside the turtle. We all began to eat as the wine was poured into our glasses. The Sex Pistols were happily eating

"You know, vegetarianism? Are vegan allowed to eat cheese?" Mista asked

"No, they can't. Because milk and eggs come from cows and chickens. Cake that has cream in it is also not allowed" Abbacchio said

"What? They can't eat cake either? But is that better for your body?" Mista asked

"In that case, what do they do about shoes and bags? Those are made from leather" Narancia said

"Vegetarians and vegans are two completely different things. Vegetarians won't eat meat, however they consume dairy products and eggs. They also wear clothes made out of animal such as leather. Vegans however, do not eat anything that comes from or is made out of animals. They also won't wear anything made from animals either" Fugo explained

"So vegans are extreme vegetarians?" I asked

"Yes, exactly" Fugo said

"That takes a lot of effort. Do old geezers dress like basketball players?" Mista asked. We were so into the conversation, we didn't even see that Giorno had gotten up and was looking around

"Giorno. I know you're concerned, but nothing will start" Bucciarati said

"Yes, I know. But we should be vigilant. For example, someone could poison our food" Giorno said. A man had gotten up and bumped into Narancia's chair causing Narancia's wine to spill onto the man's white clothes

"Hey, bastard! What are you trying to do?" The man asked before he put his hand on Narancia's shoulder

"Huh?" Narancia asked as he turned around. The man grabbed Narancia by the collar

"How are you going to fix this, brat? You gonna pay for this? This suit cost four million lire! We'll take this out in front!" The man yelled. That's when Narancia took his wine glass and smashed it into the man's face. The man fell backwards and was gasping for air

"You're an enemy, aren't you?" Narancia asked. We all became on guard

"What?" Mista asked. So, obviously we did what had to be done. Me, Narancia and Mista began beating the shit out of the man

"Enemy!" The three of us said

"Take that!" Narancia yelled

"Yeah!" Mista yelled

"How do you like that?!" I yelled. Abbacchio took a sip of his wine before joining us in beating the man

"Come on!" Abbacchio yelled. Then, he stopped

"Wait, Narancia, Mista, Y/n. He doesn't seem like the enemy. He passed out. He's just an innocent bystander" Abbacchio said. We all kneeled down

"What? Really? Shit, what do I do?" Narancia asked in shock

"Well, he picked a fight anyway" I said as I shrugged my shoulders. Mista looked at the stain on the man's jacket

"This stain looks like it'll be hard to get out. A wine stain on a white suit stands out" Mista said

"I can't reimburse him!" Narancia cried out

"From here, it just looks like a button. We'll just add a button to hide it" Mista said. Abbacchio put a spoon in the man's mouth

"Might as well have him taste the food for poison before we eat" Abbacchio said

"But we already ate" I said

"Hey, that's enough" Bucciarati said. We all went back to the table

"So, Bucciarati, what are we doing next?" Abbacchio asked

"The Boss' Stand is clearly able to erase time, and only the Boss can move freely in that period. He's invincible. No matter how you look at it, or who you are, any attack you use is pointless with that Stand" Bucciarati said. All of our eyes widened

"However, when we find out the Boss' identity, it'll be a different story. If we know just his face, we may be able to execute the Stand User. For that, in any way possible, we must learn his identity" Bucciarati said

"But how are we supposed to find him? The Boss is a man who erases all traces of himself" Mista said

"Trish. Trish has to have a hint of some sort. Everyone is after Trish, and the Boss is trying to kill Trish. Right?" Abbacchio asked

"About that.. I don't like getting Trish more involved in this. It doesn't feel right. Trish doesn't know anything. If she finds out her own dad tried to kill her, she'll certainly be in shock. Bucciarati, please. Hide information about the Boss' identity and stuff from her!" Bucciarati said

"That's not necessary, Narancia" a feminine voice said. We all turned to see Trish

"I already understand. From before" Trish said

"Trish.." Narancia said

"I remember him saying, 'I'm erasing mankind's footprints.' My mom said long ago she met my father on the island of Sardinia" Trish said

"Sardinia?" Bucciarati asked. Trish walked over to the railing

"When I was a kid, my mom would tell me old stories. She met him when she was traveling. He told her he would come back immediately, then left nothing of himself and vanished forever" Trish said

"The Boss before he became the organization's leader. Fifteen years ago? Perhaps that's his hometown?" Abbacchio asked

"I don't know that much. But, Sardinia. His past and his identity are definitely on Sardinia!" Trish said

"Why tell us? We may kill your father. No, we are determined to take him down" Bucciarati said

"Whether you do so or not is a different problem. But I just want to know. I want to know what I was born from. I refuse to be killed without knowing that" Trish declared

"Hey, Narancia. It seems she's tougher than you thought" Abbacchio said

"I know" Narancia said

"How will we manage to make it to Sardinia? It will be extremely difficult to escape Venice" Fugo said

"We'll just have to figure it out along the way" I said

"I just decided on my own that Trish and I were the same. But Trish has established her resolve. I came here with such passion, but I still don't know if this voyage has a chance of succeeding" Narancia talked to himself

"Things are about to get really interesting" I said

"I don't know if that's a good thing" Mista said

"Oh, probably not" I said

"That's reassuring" Fugo said

"I mean this is basically a death sentence" I said

"You should stop talking" Abbacchio said. I stuck my tongue out at him. All of us except for Narancia had moved over towards Trish

"The enemy is here!" Narancia yelled causing us all to snap our heads in his direction

"There's a shark in the soup! Aerosmith!" Narancia yelled as Aerosmith demolished the bowl of soup. The glass shattered

"Giorno! Get Trish in the turtle! Abbacchio to the right, Mista guards the left! Y/n, you know what to do! Fugo, backup Y/n!" Bucciarati announced. After Giorno had gotten Trish into the turtle, me and Fugo followed in

"Time for you to hide in the closet" I said as I pulled out my Stand Loverboy. It began to exert an aroma causing those around me to see me as Trish. Trish hid in the closet and I sat on the couch. Fugo was guarding me

"This will be fun" I said as I patiently waited

(1925 words)
11/07/22