To study and determine the success rate of a nerd- jock book at various phases and types.

● an ultra hot six pack abs bad boy/ jock who can woo anything and everything except the heroine
● a straight A grade smart no nonsense girls who behaves asexual from her birth to first 'n' chapters and suddenly starts falling for the bad boy
● a best friend for the good girl
● a crazy ex girlfriend of the bad boy (OPTIONAL, but highly recommended to spice stuff up)
●some side characters for future sequels

● A cocky jock can gain you quite some reads. And you can also drag your chapter count by showing him and your nerdy herione squabble. Although, that might require some thinking to do, so you can definitely skip. And of course, make sure the jock at least makes out at least once in front of the heroine to display his jerk-i-ness. Also a possessive hero is an ultimate hit. And remember, anger management and betrayal is a hot topic among the readers these days. You can always show a girl they loved a lot in the past, who betrayed him and thus he uses girls like the tissues you use when you have a runny nose. Or if it is too unusual for you, a mother who cheated on his father and left them.

● Now your protagonist, the nerd. Make sure your nerd has spectacles on and a completely drab sense of fashion according to Wattpad standards. And always remember, ONLY CLOTHES AND HAIRSTYLE, yes, ONLY CLOTHES AND HAIRSTYLE, can make an ugly nerd transform into a beautiful diva. Oh and you are free to make her clumsy, BUT AGAIN, make sure to only falls into the jock's arm but of course since she is the protagonist,  she would never break her nose while falling on the ground so you can also go for it. Well also, many love a sassy nerd.  

● There are many types of best friend. Best friends are of different types. There are various kinds of best friends and here they are:

☆ SexyBestie : One of the popular pretty girls, still sticking onto the same ugly nerd. She is extremely sweet and good to the girl unlike the scary bullying queen bee. For a slight variation you can make her horny and arm her with an unnaturally dirty brain.

☆ FrostyDosti: The typical girl best friend turned enemy for no reason at all. I could personally find zero logic in such a character but of course to each his own. Using her you can humiliate your nerd as much as you can. This will help you show how sensitive and stupid your nerd is. And this will make people pity her, so of course more reads.

☆ SecretAashiq: The boy best friend who loves her a lot, but (there are so many butt… oop buts right?) This silent lover, is scared to confess even after being handsome (NO, NOT MORE THAN THE JERK, NEVER). You can use him to rouse some insecurity in the jerk or vice versa. And if you make both of them jerks then CONGRATULATIONS, you are definitely a worthy future pseudo- Feminazi if not already. The world though doesn't need more people like you to embitter the already troubled society by showing how all men are jerks will still have to accept you.

There are innumerous types of best friends but these are the most commonly used.

Ab ye bhi batana pare to lalat hai tumhari creativity pe. Par phir bhi, King hu na, dil bada hai mera (isiliye to left wala lung chotu sa hai -_-)

1. Monday blues/ breakfast/ bestie aur meri dosti (bestie and friendship)/ Nakhre Queen Bee ke( antics of Queen Bee)

2. Laga re laga dhakka laga {Got a push/pull (dunno which one, why? Because my English and Hindi both are horrible and pls comment)} You can either get the Nerk(Nerd+ Jerk= hell oop Nerk) to crash and papers, hair, dupatta, lungi fly… no no sorry… too much serials I mean just the assignments fall. Or maybe use it for the main reason why coffee was actually invented. To splash coffee on that Armani TShirt (which I never found).

3. Angaar (anger or something) but of course instead of confrontation like normal, the Jerk either leaves her unscathed or of course tears her assignment or says “I will make your life hell later because my 999th TShirt is destroyed. And my weed is finished.”

4. Welcome to Nerk readers. (SHOW YOUR CREATIVITY, I AM NOT COMING TO HELP YOU IN VIVA, AM I?) Anyways show how the jerk ill treats the nerd or something, I am not a sadist, sorry, so I won't be much help. And of course, how nerd is struggling against her astonishing feelings for the Jerk and of course vice versa. This is the ultimate test for how strong you are in the "show not tell" theory

5. Aur pyaar ho gaya (And love happened) Show them romancing in wadiyan (valleys)… no no… too much Hindi movies. Show how one helps the other in some not- so- real situation (YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT UNBELIEVABLE, forgot?), and they get too close. Hayeeee, not FAX morons, just how they are about to kiss or something.

6. Aaye humre saiyyan psycho. Time to use the PsychoAashiq, the silent lover of Nerd or KhudkoSautanSamajhneWaliNakchadi, the ex girlfriend of the Jerk to unnecessarily drag the story for mere reads. Contact Apophis for some chaos.

7. After the "Are pyaar kar le" phase of psychos and the chaos clearance, time for the end- “Hum Saath Saath Hain /agli book tak” If you crave for a sequel you can restart, using the next experiment.

◇ Use shit tons of sarcasm for this uncommon plot
◇ Try to show the nerd as helpless and foolish as you can
◇ Make the jerk shady
◇ The KhudkoSautanSamajhneWaliNakchadi should never be more likeable than Nerd

♡  A shitty title for instant fame
♡  A cute cover
♡ And a simple and sweet blurb

COMMENT THE ANSWERS OR I CURSE YOU TO FALL FOR DHINCHAK POOJA

Q. What were the Jerk and Nerd doing all through those years and why now that they bond?

Q. Why is the nerd mostly ugly before the jerk comes?

Q. Why does the jerk need to have six pack abs? Why can't he have a normal body?

Q. Which school allows regular clothes as uniform?

Q. Do they have no assemblies or tuitions?

A majority of the nerd- jock books usually glorify the idea of hate- love, the falling for bully syndrome and opposites attract stories which in reality are sparse and usually unthinkable. If you delve deeper into the ploy, imagine the opposite attracts situation 10 years later. The partners would probably start squabbling on every small issue, and trust me the healthiest of things in an unhealthy amount turn unhealthy.

The bully attraction? Really? Can you imagine falling for that guy/ girl whose sole purpose is to insult and terrorize you for almost every second you are together? I dunno about you all, but on a honest note, I would be more focussed on how to evade and escape such people. But of course, to each their own. And imagine what will happen if the bully comes to know of your feelings? There are chances he/she misuses it.

And the hate love scenario? Come on guys be practical. Such relations often end or keep being dragged in a ugly manner. There are moments when your ego step in and snatch your rationale away. And trust me those are moments people let out the bitterest of stuff.