Aries: grabs a knife and hides it in their sleeve 

Taurus: army crawls under something 

Gemini: acts like a spy and crawls over furniture and dive rolls around corners 

Cancer: turns off all the lights and pretends they're not home 

Leo: covers themselves with the nearest blanket and pretends they're not alive 

Virgo: answers like a normal human being (but is silently scared on the inside)

Libra: sits in complete shock and doesn't react fast enough to actually answer the door 

Scorpio: pretends like they're in a spy movie and peeks through their window to check out the person 

Sagittarius: sits completely still and tries to melt into the couch they're sitting on 

Capricorn: answers the door and acts like it's nobody 

Aquarius: squeals and sprints to their room and hides under their bed until the person leaves 

Pisces: "hello darkness my old friend" 

Imagine if it was just a delivery person and they just forgot that they had ordered something earlier 🤣🤣🤣