Aries: murdering people  

Taurus: sleeping 

Gemini: transforming into the meme old  

Cancer: gossiping with their mum  

Leo: skyping their friends 

Virgo: watching spongebob 

Libra: reading 50 shades 

Scorpio: fishing for compliments on Omegle 

Sagittarius: actually partying 

Capricorn: cosplaying 

Aquarius: aggressively blogging 

Pisces: hiding dead bodies