Aries: random adventures 

Taurus: eats 

Gemini: hangs out with friends 

Cancer: cries 

Leo: sex with everyone 

Virgo: cleaning room 

Libra: chilling 

Scorpio: murdering people 

Sagittarius: masturbating 

Capricorn: making muffins 

Aquarius: who knows, probably time travelling or going through space with their alien buddies 

Pisces: getting high