Aries: "Do you know who I am?" 

Taurus: bribes the kidnapper and gets them to take them back home 

Gemini: *is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper their victim* 

Cancer: "Lmao why do you want to kidnap me?" 

Leo: "You just kidnapped me because I'm pretty didn't you." 

Virgo: "I hope wherever you're taking me is clean." 

Libra: *engages in heated diplomatic argument with the kidnapper* 

Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I will punch you in the balls." 

Sagittarius: *goes along with it and escapes when they aren't looking* 

Capricorn: "This is not okay..." 

Aquarius: "You insecure little...you are a low life." 

Pisces: *comes up with an elaborate plan including backup and grenades*