Aries: walking 

Taurus: nearly gonna pass out 

Gemini: they don't 

Cancer: you tried so hard to get so far 

Leo: working it 

Virgo: they didn't even break a sweat wow 

Libra: exactly like the commercials on tv 

Scorpio: they are the reason everyone's running 

Sagittarius: dead on the floor 

Capricorn: helping Sagittarius up while running in place 

Aquarius: chasing for love 

Pisces: running away from Aquarius like it's a horror movie