Aries: "Maybe we should split up. Me and Gemini will go-" *points at map at random* "Here." 

Taurus: "Nah. I think I'll stay here. Text me some updates." 

Gemini: *sitting in the corner with an attitude* 

Cancer: *crying* "What are you guys DOING? We'll never find our way!" 

Leo: "Everyone just chill. I'll use the map to find the way." 

Virgo: "No need, I'll use the GPS on my phone." *looks down* "Welp. My phone's dead." 

Libra: "I love our teamwork! This is going great!" 

Scorpio: "Shut up Libra. We're in the middle of nowhere. I hate all of you." 

Sagittarius: "Just enjoy the circumstances for now. We'll make it out alive, probably." 

Capricorn: "This is all you faults! If you'd have listened to me, we wouldn't be in this mess." 

Aquarius: "We should start planning ahead, we're going to get hungry at some point. We should all take a vote of who we'll eat. I got Pisces." 

Pisces: *rocking back and forth, sobbing*